DOMINO'S STUPIDEST HOME VIDEOS
CHAPTER 4/3
PRINCESS FLAME
PF: Okay! I'm back, after a well-deserved break. School's out, no tests, a private bedroom, and Ozzy Osbourne: Blizzard of Oz got me writing this chapter and other fics.
Joey: Did you have to write this?
PF: Yes, I got yelled at by unicornfan in a review, so I decided to update. And this chapter, we have ACME-Rian for a co-host, here on out called AR. Say hello everybody!
Everybody: Hello everybody…
AR: Not very enthusiastic, are they?
PF: No, just bored. Anyway, AR, would you like to present the first video?
AR: Sure! *turns to camera* This one comes from me!
Video 1
Yugi: Joey?
Joey: Yah?
Yugi: Why do you have blue contacts?
Joey: Impressing my opponent.
AR: Joey, he's shorter than you
(Zack enters, accompanied by a sugar-hyped Mai)
Yugi: Don't try to cheat! *closes door*
AR: *hugs Yugi*
Yugi: *hugs AR*
Zack: *clicks pictures and sends it all over Domino*
AR: NOO!! Not the Devil Cam Guy! *chases him*
Yugi: *chases him*
Mai: *glomps her boyfriend*
Yugi: *turns into Yami and banishes them off to the Shadow Realm*
AR: Thanks. *hugs him again*
Yugi: No problem. *sits down with AR and watches "Sue Thomas, F.B. Eye"*
Fade out
End video
PF: Cool one AR!
AR: *bows*
Yugi: What was the point of that?
AR: *shrugs* Don't ask me, I just set up the camera and hugged you.
PF: Hey, AR?
AR: Yah?
PF: Who's Zack?
Everybody: ???
AR: A dude.
PF: Oh, okay. And her for the enjoyment of Megx, Chibi Dark Magician!
CDM: Hewo!
Girls: Isn't he cute?
Guys: Feh, girls…
PF: Since the guys are being mean, I shouldn't give them their presents, should I AR?
AR: *catching on* Nope!
Guys: We'll be good! We want our presents!
PF: On one condition! You must destroy my little brother!
Guys: Anything!
PF: Okay. Well, they're from Setine, so thank her. To Seto: Anti-Joey spray. And she wants to know if you hate Microsoft.
Seto: Yes, It hates me. *uses Anti-Joey spray*
Joey: *runs to other side of room and hides under a table*
Seto: It works! Thank you Setine! *huggles*
PF: O__o He's huggling her? Scary…Anyway, to Joey and Tristan, Setine sends a life.
Joey & Tristan: Hey! Grr…
PF: to Tea she sends nothing. And to Yami and Yugi, lots of gel. Sorry, I couldn't give Pegasus his present. He already has one! Me! *shows ring* Next reviewer! Sailor Taichichi Vegeta sends me a Marik plushy! OOH! Thankies so vewy vewy much! *glomps STV* And here's her video! Roll tape!
Video 2
STV's sugar-high, attention-starved dark side (aka Sailor Maganese Yami) has got loose and is following Pegasus around with a camera. So far she's tailed him through breakfast…
Pegasus: My muffins ain't fresh! What's the deal?
A meeting…
Random Executive: Anybody want the last bagel?
Second Exec.: I'll take it!
Pegasus: Nuh-uh! I didn't have anything decent for breakfast!
Third Exec.: I'm on a carbohydrates diet! (real fat guy)
Pegasus: That's NOT the diet YOU need, fatty!
TE: Say that to my face stringbean!
RE&SMY: Jerry, Jerry!
Amidst the cloud of dust and fists, the second exec steals the last bagel.
Then they go to a mall…
Pegasus: The bakery is CLOSED? WHAT KIND OF CRAP IS THAT?
At last they go to a frighteningly sterile office building and go to room 225 on the third floor. Inside are a bunch of guys.
Pegasus: Sorry I'm late.
Zechs: That's all right
Prince Diamond: We were just starting.
SMY: Huh?
Checking the door, she discovers a sign saying "White-Haired Guys of Anime-Support Group"
SMY: …
End video
PF: *raises eyebrow* Okay, that was odd…Oh well! Now to our last video!
AR: It's from me again, and it's actually kind of stupid!
PF: Roll video!
video 3
AR: This will promote a fic of mine. Hehe heh.
Yugi: Where is he?
(Zack enters, holding Mokuba)
Yugi: *sprays cold water*
Zack: AHH! *runs off*
Joey: What's the point?
(Girl with blonde hair enters)
Zoë: Hi.
Yugi: Promotion for "China Curse".
AR: Haha!
Ivy: Ahem
AR: ep
Ivy: You made my brother a girl! Change him back!
AR: Yami?
Yami: *sprays warm water*
Joey: Aww…man…*glomps a very drenched Zack*
Seto: Two puppies! *dances*
Ivy: Don't do this again
AR: Why not? *Squirts him with cold water*
Zoë: Hello *bows*
(Ivy leaves and Tristan enters)
Tristan: OMG! *glomps her*
AR: Yugi?
Yugi: This was produced by Millennium Productions for the fic "China Curse".
Mokuba: Bye! ^__^
Yami: Please read this rad reading.
AR: You used 3 Rs!!
Yugi: Please read! ^__^
Zoë: ep *runs away from fan boys*
(pours warm water and gets chased by fangirls)
PS I don't know if there are any fangirls for this guy. If you are, please don't rip off his clothes.
RIP!
Mai: I got his cool jacket!
AR: We're on the air! *disconnects cable*
Tea: Review people*
Fade out
End video
PF: Well, we are all out of videos for now. Sorry we only had 3. But we'll have more next time because I'm putting in some more of my own!
AR: Do I have to leave?
PF: Yes, but you get a gift! Exactly 15032659874 tons of cookies, your choice of flavor!
Tea: Do I get anything?
PF: Yah, a smack upside the head with the Frying Pan of Dark Destruction, which is made of cast iron. *bonks Tea*
Tea: X__x
Everybody: Yay!
PF: hey unicornfan! You get the same as AR because you co-hosted chapter 2.
Yugi: Can we go now?
Malik: Yah, can we?
Marik: I personally don't want to leave.
Ryou: You are demented.
Marik: No, just insane.
Everyone: …
PF: Anyway, yes you all can go. But be back at 10 am the Saturday after next. So, R&R peoples! Give ideas, compliments, and if you ever want to see another chapter, give gifts! BaiBai!
IMPORTANTE!
THIS HAS TO DO WITH MY UPDATING SCHEDULE! IF YOU DON'T CARE WHEN I UPDATE, SKIP THIS AND REVIEW! NEXT WEEKEND, AUGUST 1, 2, AND 3, MY FRIEND FROM MICHIGAN IS VISITING. SINCE WE SPEND ALL OUR TIME TOGETHER WHEN SHE'S HERE, I WON'T BE ON THE COMPUTER TO UPDATE. YOU ALL WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE WEEKEND AFTER THAT FOR CHAPTER 5/4. BUT IF YOU REALL WANT AN UPDATE FASTER, GIVE REVIEWS QUICKLY AND YOU'LL HAVE A NEW CHAPTER UP TOMORROW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, NOW PLEASE REVIEW!