DOMINO'S STUPIDEST HOME VIDEOS
CHAPTER 5/4
PRINCESS FLAME
PF: Yes! I'm finally back! Don't kill me!
Seto: Aw….
PF: Anyway…I think I will add something at the end of this chapter, but right now, let me introduce our co-host for today, Kairan Akiyama, or KA!
KA: *waves @ people*
Joey: Aww man! Why did dis girl hafta come?!
PF: Cuz she asked. Anyway, for the wishes of RBMIfan, we have Ryou…
Ryou: Hi! ^__^
PF: And Malik (the hikari for those who don't know).
Malik: Hey…*sits on MY squishy arm chair*
PF: Grr…
KA:?
Yugi: That's her chair.
KA: Oh…
PF: Get outta my chair! *bashes him* Anyway…On to our first video for today. KA, would you do the honors?
KA: Sure! This is from Angel/Demon Guardian!
Video 1
*you see the outside of a door. It says "Rebecca's Room" in pink letters* *you also see a hand slowly pushing it open*
Rebecca: Oh Teddy! I knew we would beat Yugi!
'Teddy': You're so smart! You could've won even if you were as smart as Yugi!
Rebecca: Are you calling me stupid?
'Teddy': No! Of course not!
Rebecca: I think I need to teach you a lesson! *starts to tear up bear*
5 minutes later
Rebecca: Humph…That'll show him! *walks to closet and opens it*
Closet: *full of identical teddy bears*
Rebecca: *pulls one out and continues to play*
End video
PF: *blink, blink* Next video! From Setine.
Video 2
Setine: Well, I am going to follow Seto today, and see what happens when he finds out he has to do his own shopping. Let's go.
Seto: *now in kitchen* Hey! There's no food! Not even cereal! Mokuba, what happened?
Mokuba: *eating his Wheaties* No servants, no food. You gotta go to the grocery store!
Seto: *panic-stricken* Uh…
30 minutes later
Seto: *walking down cereal isle* Let's see…Mokuba wanted Corn Pops and Smacks…*grabs boxes & tosses them in cart* *goes to meat counter*
Dude at the counter (DATC): Hey! You're Seto Kaiba!
Seto: I know I am.
DATC: Can I have your autograph!
Seto: No.
DATC: Please?
Seto: I said no.
DATC: I'll leave you alone if you do!
Seto: So?
DATC: If not, then I'll French you!
Seto: O__O Here! *signs back of random receipt* *runs off* That was…disturbing…
Setine: Hehehe…
Seto: *now in frozen foods section* Pizza, pizza…where is it?
Random Lady (RL): Hey! It's Seto Kaiba! He cheated me out of five thousand dollars! Get'm ladies!
*a bunch of angry ladies attack him*
3 hours later
Seto: *walks into house, dragging groceries* Ungh…
Mokuba: You get everything?
Seto: *nod*
Mokuba: *digging through bags* Hey! Where are my Popsicles?
Seto: Get'm yourself kid.
Setine: Hehehe…
End video
PF: *raises eyebrow* Um…right…
KA: -__-U My boss is disturbed!
PF: I am not! Anyway, I'm only 15. I'm too young to be disturbed!
Malik: So? That hasn't stopped Rebecca! She's only 8.
Ryou: You're right!
PF: Get off my case! Okay, I'm giving out gifts, and then I'm leaving! Oh! To me, I get a Snickers bar from Sailor Taichichi Vegeta. Tank you! *huggles* From unicornfan, I get evil authoress powers? Cool! All shall bow before my feet! I SAID BOW!
All: *bow*
PF: *giggles* Anyway, Tea, you get a GET PEOPLE TO KNOW YOU AREN'T JUST A FRIENDSHIP FREAK book. Apparently she's a Tea fan.
Tea: I feel so loved! My friends always give gifts. Friends should do that. All friends should be nice to each other. Friends is a crappy name for a TV show because they have fights and cussing and that's not what friends do. Friends should have parties together and frie-
PF: If I hear the word 'friend' one more time, I ma throwing that book out the window into Mt. Doom!
Tea: FRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFFFRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFFRIENDFRIENDFRIEND!
Everybody: O__O!
PF: *twitching* THAT'S IT! *grabs book & tosses it out the window & into Mt. Doom*
Tea: ;__;
PF: *^_^*!
Malik: Oh…Ra help us now!
PF: Anyway, also from unicornfan, we have a Red Eyes Black Dragon action figure, a Dark Magician Girl action figure for Yugi, Tristan gets a Serenity Barbie, and Seto gets a bill of 1 billion$, pay to unicornfan.
Allwhorecievedgifts: *play with gifts*
PF: Okay…now, I'm going now. Oh, yah, my thingamabob. Well, I have a request for all who submit videos. THEY MUST BE SHORTER THAN WHAT YOU GIVE ME! If you suggest an idea, go right ahead and ignore this little ramble. But for those who tell me every little detail, if I don't use your idea within 3 chapters of which it was submitted, I won't use it at all. So make them shorter.
All: O__o
PF: Well, it's been fun! And thank you KA, for co-hosting! Here's your gift of one helluva lot of Girl Scout cookies, flavor of your choice. Okay, I'm going to bed now, BaiBai!
Walks off singing Japanese closing for Inu-Yasha