DOMINO'S STUPIDEST HOME VIDEOS
CHAPTER 8 (FINALLY!)
THE NAMELESS SHADOW
Shadow: OH MY RA! I'M BACK! After how long? A year?
Seto: Pity you couldn't stay gone
Shadow: HEY! MY REVIEWERS MISSED ME!...and I was bored.
Seto: Why don't you just go work on that teddy bear you were going to make for your boyfriend?
Shadow: Um...I don't want to right now.
Bakura: WHY HAVE YOU BEEN GONE SO LONG!
Shadow: I've been busy!
Bakura: For a whole year!
Shadow: (looks around nervously) maybe.
Bakura: (mutters curses in Egyptian)
Shadow: Anyway! Here's chapter 8, finally! And we have a famous person as a co-host today! You know her as The Crazy Brunette and TN5...that's right! Today, we have the one, the only...TYPONUMBER5! Here in this very studio!
Crowd: (cheers wildly)
TN5: Wow...I didn't know I was so loved.
Shadow: Yes you are! And, uh...before we start, can I ask you a question?
TN5: Sure, go ahead.
Shadow: Will you sign my Celtic Guardian card!
TN5: o.O um...sure pulls out pen & signs it happy?
Shadow: (huggles card) yesh! Ok, now onto...something!
Everybody: GAH! (face faults)
Bakura: You're the damn director! You should know what we're doing!
Shadow: Hey, my producer hasn't given me the finalized script yet, so I'm improvising.
TN5: Hey, Shadow?
Shadow: Yes?
TN5: Can I hand out gifts today?
Shadow: Sure! Why not? (hands her gift list) Careful, it's kinda long.
TN5: Are you kidding? The great Typo can handle anything! (sees list) HOLY COW!
Shadow: told ya. Anyway, better get started, cuz we have some videos too.
TN5: Yes ma'am! Ok, these gifts are from Mina-chan AMD. First up...is for Joey!
Joey: What is it! Is it food? Cards? Or even better...CARDS MADE OUT OF FOOD!
Everybody: o.O
Joey: hehe...
TN5: No...it's lotion to ease your sunburn pains.
Joey: YES! (runs off to get Serenity to rub it on his back)
Shadow: He's stupid, but we love him.
TN5: HECK YEAH!
Shadow: (dances with TN5)
TN5: ok, next up is for Seto. He gets Anti-Hyper spray to use of Mokuba if (and when) he gets hyper.
Seto: (snatches spray)(puts it in his trench coat pocket & whistles casually)
Mokuba: oh brother
TN5: (giggles) Next is for Yugi! He gets pig fat!
Yugi: Pig fat? Why pig fat?
TN5: Don't ask me, I'm not the director. She is. (points to Shadow)
Shadow: You'll see!
Yugi: Oh no, it isn't...
Shadow: Oh but it is! Mina sent me the tape!
Yugi: NOOOOOOO! (falls to knees & cries)
TN5: Is he ok?
Shadow: He will be. Just keep going.
TN5: Yes ma'am! Anzu, you're next.
Anzu: I got a gift?
TN5: You could say that...Mina sends you a big whack on the head with the heaviest sledgehammer she owns.
Anzu: WHAT!
Mina: (pops out of nowhere & grins) ooooooohhh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanzuuuuuuuuuuuu...(pulls out sledgehammer)
Anzu: (screams & runs away)
Mina: (laughs maniacally & chases her w/sledgehammer)
Shadow: Ok, while they're doing that, keep going, Typo.
TN5: We're almost done, Shadow! Hey, there's even a gift here for you!
Shadow: Really? What is it?
TN5: You have to wait! For Mokuba, he gets...COFFEE AND SUGAR! Hey, it looks like Seto will be able to use his Anti-Hyper spray after all!
Mokuba: (guzzles coffee) WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (bounces around studio insanely)
Seto: Oh great. (gets spray ready)
TN5: Hehe...ok Shadow, you're turn!
Shadow: GIMME GIMME GIMME! (holds out hands)
TN5: You get a lifetime supply of Pixi Stix! Wish I had one like that...
Shadow: A LIFETIME SUPPLY! (runs around in circles screaming in happiness) THANK YOU MINA! (glomps Mina plushie)
TN5: Can we get to the videos now?
Shadow: Oh, um. Sure. First up is from Mina!
Yugi: NO! NOT THAT ONE!
Shadow: Yes that one!
Yugi: I hate you, Ryou.
Ryou: hehe
Shadow: Play the film!
VIDEO #1
Ryou: (hanging out in Shadow Realm w/Dark Sanctuary mouths) Pardon me, but may I ask you for a favor?
Mouth1: Sure, Q-Tip.
Ryou: May I please have some, er, pig fat?
Mouth1: Why on the name of Ra would you want pig fat?
Mouth2: Because he's a freak!
Mouth1: Shut up, you. Sure, why not, kid. (makes bucket of pig fat appear by Ryou's foot) There you go.
Ryou: Thank you! (runs away w/bucket)
(Later at Yugi's house)
Ryou: Hello Yugi. I brought you some soup. (gives him bucket & spoon)
Yugi: Why is it in a bucket?
Ryou: Um...because...all my bowls were dirty?
Yugi: Oh, ok then. (starts eating "soup") Hey, this is really good! (eats faster)
Ryou: (chuckles) Eat up.
Yami: (comes in room) What are you eating, Yugi?
Yugi: Soup that Ryou brought me.
Yami: What kind is it?
Yugi: I don't know. Hey Ryou, what's the soup made of?
Ryou: ...(bursts out laughing) Pig fat!
Yugi: (turns green) Oh man...(runs to bathroom)
END VIDEO
Yugi: Moral of this film...never eat anything Ryou gives you.
Ryou: (bursts into laughter & falls off sofa)
TN5: Well that was interesting...
Shadow: You're telling me. Next video comes from Rogue88 and YamiR88.
VIDEO #2
Yami: (sitting in soul room grumbling about Bakura) Stupid tomb robber...always trying to steal my puzzle. Can't he just try to steal the Ankh or Scales or something else?
Yugi: You're obsessed with him.
Yami: WHA-! Yugi I am not
Yugi: Are too. What do you think of when you see a knife?
Yami: Bakura stealing it
Yugi: Blood?
Yami: Bakura licking it. shudders
Yugi: Condom?
Yami: Bakura (crosses arms) hey wait...YUGI!
Yugi: (jumps up) YOU ARE OBSESSED! (runs from a pissed Yami)
END VIDEO
Shadow: oooooooooooooooooooook then...(scoots away from Yami)
Bakura: PHARAOH! (growls)
Yami: (turns red & disappears to Soul Room)
Shadow: All righty then. Well, that's it for today. Sorry there's only 2 videos this time, but there'll be some more next time!
TN5: You mean I have to go home?
Shadow: yeah, sorry, Typo.
TN5: BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME! JOSH IS THERE!
Shadow: I know, I know...(pats her back) But I have to go home to my 2 BROTHERS! AND A SISTER!
TN5: O.o wow. Poor you. Well, I had loads of fun!
Shadow: And for being such a great co-host today, you get 900 tons of any flavor Girl Scout Cookie. And a FicPoint. 25 and you get a free request fic.
TN5: Cool! (puts point in pocket) Well, see ya later guys! disappears
Shadow: Well, it's time for this chapter of Domino's Stupidest Home Videos to come to an end.
Seto: YES!
Yugi: (chewing on Ryou's leg)
Ryou: (crying)
Bakura: (watching amusedly)
Shadow: (sweatdrops) um...right. well, thanks for reading! And stay tuned for the next chapter, coming soon! Bye! (waves)