DOMINO'S STUPIDEST HOME VIDEOS
CHAPTER 9
THE NAMELESS SHADOW
Shadow: Here's the next chapter of DSHV! Wow, two chapters in one day! Be proud of me!
Seto: Why?
Shadow: Because! I got my bum moving and started typing!
Duke: I'm proud of you, Shadow.
Malik: Me too. I think she deserves an award.
Shadow: Really!
Malik: Yeah! Party for Shadow!
(everybody parties for a few hours)
Shadow: Ok! I'm ready for the next chapter! And this chapter's co-host is Nashida! Hey chick!
Nashida: Hi Shadow! This is so cool...hey...can I keep this as a souvenir? (holds up Shadow's autographed Celtic Guardian card)
Shadow: HELL NO! (snatches it away) mine. (pets card) my preciousss...
Everybody: o.O
Shadow: Ok, well, we're going to get straight into the videos, so here we go! First one is from...
Nashida: I want to say it!
Shadow: Fine (sighs)
Nashida: It's from Rogue88 and YamiR88.
Shadow: Good job.
VIDEO #1
YamiR88: Ok, since I'm bored, I borrowed Ryou's camcorder and decided to follow my hikari around and watch her make a fool of herself with her obsession of Kaiba.
Rogue88: (drooling over picture of Seto) oh he's so hot!
YamiR88: Right...let's check out her room, shall we? (goes in)
(room is filled with Kaiba memorabilia. Posters and magazine pages plaster the walls, action figures sit on her desk, papers full of doodles and love poems cover her desk, blanket has Seto's face on it, Seto plushie sits on her bed)
YamiR88: HOLE CRAP! SHE HAS A PROBLEM!
Rogue88: HEY! GET OUT OF MY ROOM! (growls at YamiR88)
YamiR88: hehe...(sends film to Seto) yes hikari. (runs away)
(a week later)
Seto: (gets tape) what's this? (plays it) O.O NOT ANOTHER FANGIRL!
END VIDEO
Seto: (hides under Shadow's squishy chair)
Shadow: hey! Get out of there, Seto! (kicks him)
Seto: (doesn't come out)
Shadow: Oh well. Nashida, who's the next video from?
Nashida: It comes from...(looks at case) oh...it's signed Anonymous. Should we play it?
Shadow: (shrugs) Sure, why not? We need more videos anyway.
Nashida: Ok! (puts tape in VCR)
VIDEO #2
(Joey and Mai enter a nice restaurant, dressed up, arms linked together)
Joey: Well, what do you think?
Mai: It's amazing!
Joey: Hehe. (walks with Mai to table) I hope you like da food here...I know I do.
Mai: Joey, you like any food.
Joey: (rubs back of his head) Oh yeah, huh? (laughs nervously)
Mai: (smiles at Joey)
Joey: (blushes darkly) uh, hehe.
(waiter comes & they order. After a while their food comes & they eat, enjoying the food & wine)
Mai: Joey, how are you paying for all this?
Joey: I'm paying? I thought you were!
Mai: WHAT! (slaps him & walks out)
Joey: (falls out of his chair) check...please...
END VIDEO
Nashida: Joey you're such a dumbass.
Joey: (sighs)(goes & hides in the janitor's closet)
Shadow: Aww...you hurt his feelings!
Nashida: He'll be fine!
Shadow: Good point.
Nashida: Next one?
Shadow: Next one.
Nashida: This one's from the same anonymous person. (puts in video)
VIDEO #3
(the whole crew is in a plane at 50 thousand feet)
Yugi: Um, Duke, are you sure this is safe? (getting set up in suit)
Duke: Of course! Kassie and me do this every weekend.
Yami: Kassie?
Duke: My girlfriend, from H7.
Joey: Oh, she's a good one!
Duke: (glares at Joey) You're going first
Joey: (gulps) O-ok.
Duke: (pushes Joey out of plane)
Joey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (keeps falling)
Yugi: PULL THE CORD, JOEY!
Joey: (pulls cord)(parachute comes out & he floats) hehe...this is fun!
Yugi: (jumps out after him)
Yami: (follows Yugi)
Duke: Hmm...Malik, Marik, out you go! (shoves them out at the same time)
Malik: WAHOO! (falls)
Marik: (screams like a girl)
Duke: (cracks up & jumps out after them)
(LATER)
Duke: (lands perfectly on target)
Joey: (parachute gives out)(falls on his face)
Yugi: (lands safely with Yami)
Malik: (floats down)
Marik: (clinging to Malik's leg tightly)(shaking like a leaf)
Duke: Anyone ready for 60 thousand?
Everybody: NOO! (runs away)
Duke: (shrugs & waits for plane to go back up)
END VIDEO
Shadow: (raises eyebrow) That one...wasn't very funny.
Nashida: Or stupid. Oh well.
Shadow: How many tapes are left?
Nashida: (looks in box) um...what comes after 6?
Seto: Seven
Nashida: Ok then! We have 7 left!
Shadow: All right. We'll do one more.
Nashida: This one's from Tiffy-yang! (puts in tape)
VIDEO #4
Joey: (sneaking up to Mai's room with Tristan, dressed all in black, wearing ski masks and everything)
Tristan: Are you sure you want to do this? You know hoe she gets.
Joey: I'm positive. This is gonna be great!
Tristan: you're nuts man.
Joey: I know.
(the two creep into Mai's room & search her closet)
Tristan: Hey Joey, is this it? (holds up purple make-up case)
Joey: Yeah! Dat's it! Come on, let's get going!
(the two climb out her window, fall three stories, break an arm each, and then run off into the night.)
Mai: (comes in room) Now to get ready for my date...(sees case is missing)(screams)
Joey&Tristan: (hear it & grins)
Mai: (suddenly turns into giant purple and red dragon)(starts going on a rampage)
Tristan: (starts running like hell) I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!
Joey: (runs past him) SHUT UP AND KEEP RUNNING!
Mai: (starts destroying Domino City)
Joey: HERE! TAKE YER STUPID MAKE-UP! (tosses make-up at Mai)
Mai: ...(catches case & puts it to the side)(eats Joey)
Tristan: HOLY CRAP MAN! (runs faster)
END VIDEO
Nashida: So that's where Joey and Mai went. Hmm...
Shadow: Yeah, I guess so. Anyway, that's out last video for this chapter of DSHV. I hope you enjoyed your time reading it!
Tristan: (nursing broken arm) That was painful.
Yugi: Well it was your fault for stealing Mai's make-up.
Tristan: ...shut up, Yugi.
Shadow: (sweatdrops) I think it's time for me to put my bishounen to bed for a while...they're getting grumpy. Well, Nashida, time to go! But here's 900 tons of any flavor Girl Scout Cookie and 1 FicPoint. Collect all 25!
Nashida: um...ok? Well anyway, it was great being here. See you later, Shadow! (disappears)
Shadow: Ok guys! See y'all later on the next chapter of Domino's Stupidest Home Videos! Bye! (waves)