Joey: -hugs her- Ah, dun worry, Shadow! You'll think'o somethin ta bring us back!
Yugi: Yeah! And stop saying you can't write fanfiction! You need to believe in yourself and you can do better!
TNS: Thanks Yugi -huggles him- Well, better get this over with, right guys? -sighs-
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Disclaimer: TNS only owns herself. All the YGO charries belong to Kazuki Takahashi, Kita belongs to Average Everyday Sico, and the co-hosts belong to, well...the co-hosts. Anything else belongs to their rightful owners.
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Shadow: -looks around at the mess they've made- Uh, guys? I think it's time to go...we've completely trashed this place...
Ryou: -twitch twitch- And who's going to clean it up!
Everybody??????? -looks at each other-
Shadow: Ah, relax. I've got it covered! -snaps her fingers-
Studio: -is back to normal, completely spotless-
Mokuba: WOW SHADOW! THAT WAS COOL!
Seto: Hn...Would you want to come and clean the mansion once a week?
Shadow: Depends...how much do you pay?
Seto: -writes on a scrap paper, shows Shadow-
Shadow: HOLY MOO-COW! You've got yourself a cleaning lady! -shakes hands with Seto-
Mokuba: Yay! More Shadow time!
Joey: So, why do we gotta leave so soon, Shads?
Shadow: -sighs- Well, I've run out of videos, nobody wants to co-host anymore, and the rent is due on the studio and I don't have any money. I don't need to get arrested.
Yami: We don't need a repeat of last time...Remember what happened?
Shadow: ooooooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhh...(flashback)
Everyone: -sitting in a jail cell, dressed as goths-
Tea: I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!
Everyone Else: SHUT UP TEA! -pelts her with their shoes/boots-
Tea: Ow...
Rebecca: -walks over with Arthur- What's you guys do this time?
Seto: Brilliance over there thought it would be a fun idea to crash a wedding, steal the cake, dump wine on the bride's dress, and then pelt everyone with the cake.
Shadow: Hey, I said pelt everyone with a different cake...not the wedding cake. That stuff's good!
Everyone: -glares at her-
Shadow: eip...
Rebecca: Well you're lucky Grandpa bailed you out. Next time he won't! -wags her finger at them-
Joey: -stands up, opens door, and walks out-
Shadow: Wait! That thing was unlocked the whole time!
Yugi: Yeah, didn't you know that?
Shadow: No...
Everyone: -stares at her blankly-
Shadow: You didn't see anything...-sinks into the ground a la penguin from Madagascar style (A/N: I LOVED THAT MOVIE!)-
Everyone: -sweatdrops-
(end flashback)
Kita: And then you got lost in the middle of the Mojave desert and we spent six weeks tracking you down. When we finally found you, you were lying on your back, singing the coconut song in Indian to a cactus. And you don't speak Indian!
Shadow: -waves topic away- Ah, that was ages ago!
Bakura: We just got back last week, Brilliance -.-
Shadow: oO We did? Hm...
Joey: Weren't ya sayin somethin about leavin?
Shadow: Oh yeah! Well, I wanted to get finished up here, because once school starts (which is tomorrow -sniffs-) I won't be able to get down here to update as much! And I don't want you all to go hungry or the heat or AC turn off or something like that while I'm gone, so it's for the best right now -nod nod-
Yugi: School's starting already? Wow, Shadow. What grade are you going to be in?
Shadow: -smiles proudly- 10th! Wow, it's been that long since Ryoko told me about this place...That was in 7th grade...I remember because we were sitting in Mr. Wallum's class during our free time and we were talking and...yeah you get the idea.
Tea: Do you like the high school?
Shadow: That school is crap-tastically huge! I can only find 3 of my classes oO That's so sad...I sure hope we get agendas like at Fremont with the map on the back so I can color in my classes and the paths I need to take.
Joey: So...dat's pretty big, right?
Shadow: Yes, Joey. It's freakin huge. But since my boyfriend is sending me a digital camera I'll take some pics and put them up for you guys to see on my site later on! Alrighty?
Everyone: -nods-
Mai: Wait, you have a boyfriend!
Shadow: Yeah -sighs dreamily- His name's JC and he's soooooooo sweet!
Girls: -gather around Shadow to listen-
Guys: ...
Mokuba: Um, nee-chan?
Shadow: -looks up- Yeah Mokie?
Mokuba: Can we get back to ending this so we can go to the arcade?
Shadow: Oh, right ; sorry guys. -gets up and runs back over- Well, it's been fun, these...what, 10 chapters? Too bad it wasn't as popular as Ask Pegasus was..
Everyone: -shudders-
Shadow: HEY! I did pretty good for one of my first fics on that one!
Yugi: I guess so...
Shadow: -nods- Well, maybe someday I'll make another fic like this...on a sit that'll let me have script-style fics like this.
Everyone: -beats up the admins-
Shadow: Yeah! Haha! Well, for all you guys, you get these! -hands out packs of Duel Monsters cards and gives everyone a plushie of their favorite card-
Yami: -stares at his Dark Magician plushie- Hm...
Yugi: -huggles his- 3
Joey: -making his Red Eyes fight Mokuba's Blue Eyes-
Shadow: Aw, you like them!
Everyone: -dog pile on Shadow-
Shadow: AAAAHHHHHHH! GET OFF! I CAN'T BREATHE!
Everyone: -gets off-
Shadow: Thank you -stands up, brushes dust off of her skirt and blouse- Now, for all my lovely readers and reviewers, you also get gifts! -hands reviewers Official Collector's Tins- One for everybody!
Kita: Hey Shadow, should we sing our song now?
Shadow: We should!
-room goes dark, a spotlight is shone on the two, who're wearing identical black dresses-
Shadow: Oh the time has come for us to go We wish you all farewell Do please take great care And visit us again
Kita: Grab your coats, grab your purses And move it towards the doors Hurry up cuz we gotta scat Before the lights shut off!
Shadow: We hope you come back sometime Because we get so lonely But call ahead so we know And make a quick appointment!
Both: -start to can-can-
So good-by
Take great care
And come see us again
Bring a friend
Bring a pet
Bring some chips and bring some pop!
Write a letter
Write a note
Or even call if you want
But beware if we don't answer!
We might be at the mall!
Shadow: -pirouettes-
Kita: -break dances-
Both: -stand side by side as sparkler thingies go off next to them-
IT'S TIIIIIIIME TO SAAAAAAAAAAAY -deep breath- GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -raise their arms up slowly during the last word-
(fireworks and everything go off above them, sparkler cannon thingies go off against next to them)
Everyone: -applaudes-
Joey: -wolf whistles for Shadow-
Seto: -whistles for Kita-
Both: -bow, tosses their tiaras to them-
Joey&Seto: -catch them-
Kita: Hey Shadow, remember that time when we sang that and then the sirens started?
Shadow: Uh, nee-chan? That was now oO THEY'VE FOUND US! -is sudden;y dressed in camouflage- MOVE MOVE MOVE! -runs-
Everyone: -bolts in different directions-
Shadow: -pops back in- Hey everyone, thanks for reading Domino's Stupidest Home Videos. I really appreciate all the help you've given me. The videos, being co-hosts, gifts...all that. Thank you so much! -hugs you all- Maybe I'll be back with more YGO fics later on, after school starts. Well, thanks guys, and wish me luck on my first day at school! (I hope to Ra that I don't get lost too bad )
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TNS: And so ends DSHV...well, that was fun, but now I gotta split and get ready for school -.- Later guys! -waves and runs off-