Cousin: I thought the same way when I went through your stuff.

Me: Aww... isn't that sweet. Eat your arm!


First class… Gym. Where is her gym uniform? Oh my, she has a lot of crap. Brush, powder, pink powder (make up- the one you put on your cheeks, don't know the real name), blue pen (mascara), purple pen (mascara), black rod with a red rod inside (lipstick), paper clips (hair clips), dangly crap (earrings).

"Pirika? Are you going to shower first?" asked Tamao.

Um… Crap, she showers in the morning?

"U-um… S-sure."

Does she wash her hair in the morning? How do you take the so-called bra of? OH CRAP!

"Pirika? Are you ok?" Tamao called from outside.

"S-sorry, I knocked my elbow on the toilet!" (I don't know how 'she' did that)

Darn it. How the hell do you get the damn thing off. HELP!

"T-Tamao?"

"Yes?"

"Can you help me get this damn thing off?"

"B-but, I thought that was your favorite bra." Tamao stammered while trying to help Pirika get 'her' bra off.

"It is?" Pirika raised her eyebrow.

"Pirika, are you feeling alright? You have been acting weird all morning."

"Yeah, I'm fine…"

Why did I say I was fine? I'm not fine. Ark! HELP ME!

"Uh-oh."

"Why what happened?"

"Your bra is stuck. I can't get it off."

"WHAT?"

"Tone it down, people are still sleeping." Tamao shushed her.

!-!-!

WHERE IS HER PE CLOTHING? What is this? It looks like diapers (tampons). Whatever. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap. AHA! Damn it I'm late!

!-!-!

HELP! Why? WHAT DID I DO? WHY DO I DESERVE TO BE THIS ARROGENT BASTARD?

"Ren, ready to go?" asked Horo.

"Hai." Horo raised his eyebrow. When did he become so obedient? He thought.

"Aren't you bringing your kwan dao?"

"O-oh… Right!"

OH MY GOD! I DON'T KNOW HIS FIRST CLASS!

"U-um… ni-san… I mean baka. D-do you by any chance know what is Ren's… I mean my first class?"

"Dude, you never forget your schedule. Even stranger, you never asked me anything."

"U-um… I-I lost my schedule."

"You have math first, with me and Yoh, remember."

"No, I mean hai."

!-!-!

"Pirika? Can you PLEASE for the love of god STOP tugging at your bra?" Anna complained. No respond came from Pirika, so Anna nudged her.

"What? Were you talking to me?" Pirika raising her eyebrow, then turning towards Anna.

"Yes! For the love of god STOP tugging at your bra."

"Sorry, IT IS UNCOMFORTABLE." Pirika argued back. Anna blinked in surprise, it is not like Pirika to yell or argue back. Ren realizing the fact, he started to think of a way to recover, "U-um… I mean… I mean…" Nope, no way to recover. Frustrated by the thought, he started banging his head on the wall.

"Hey babe, doesn't that hurt?" Hao said with a smirk on his face, then pulled Pirika towards him and placing her head on his chest.

"Back off! BASTARD!" She screamed, punching him and sending his flying.


Cousin: This is so damn short.

Me: if you stop bothering me, i would have made it longer

Cousin: Still, it is short.

Me: die