Ok…girl calm down, breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out… Why do I feel like I'm doing yoga? If I am Ren, is Ren me? But who made this happen? Not me, I don't think it's Ren, he rather die than to be me.
"Ren."
Why? Why me? Why him?
"REN!"
Damn, his bangs are so annoying.
"Um… Ren?"
"Huh? What?" answered Ren, snapping back to reality.
"Why are you putting clips in your hair?"
"Huh?" Ren looked confused, then realizing that she was still Ren, "Oh crap!"
"Are you ok? Do you want to see the nurse?"
"No… I mean, yes. I'm fine."
"Are you sure?"
"N… I mean yes."
!-!-!
Ren, You don't need to take a bath. Why do you have to take a bath? You're clean, you didn't sweat, well…not a lot. NO! NO WAY. OH! Did someone pour water on me? Why am I all wet? Oh… damn I did sweat a lot. NOO! THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS TAKE A SHOWER! I DON'T WANT TO SEE PIRIKA NUDE! Wait… There's blood coming out of my ass! ARGG! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE? GENITAL HERPES?IF THERE IS GOD, HE MUST HATE ME! HELP!
"Ren..? Are you in the there?" someone knocked on the door.
Tell the nurse!
"REN?" The voice was getting impatient.
CALL THE AMBULANCE!
"REN? I'M COMING IN!" the door squeaked open and Ren walked in, and find Pirika running around like a chicken.
"REN! What are you doing?" yelled Ren.
"Who are you? What are you doing inside my body? GIMME MY BODY BACK!" Pirika yelled and started shaking Ren like mad.
"So? And I don't want yours. I want mine too!" Yelled Ren. The two were jumping around like insane for ten minutes before calming down.
"Ok… so… I'm in your body and your in mine."
"Pirika? Do you have genital herpes?" asked Pirika.
"No. Why?"
"There's blood coming out of your butt."
"Blood? Oh, that's my period."
"Period?"
"You know, the thing that comes every month."
"Oh, you mean menstruation?"
"Yes. Do you only understand big words?"
"Shut it. What do I do? I can't go to class like this!"
"Don't worry, I'll help you."
"Ok…"
"First you need to take a bath."
"no, No, NO! I don't want to see you nude."
"If you want to see me nude, keep dreaming. No, I'll wash you."
"Thank god."
!-!-!
"Are you sure you can't see?" fastening the cloth covering Pirika's eyes.
"Yes. Now let's just get this over with." Blind folded Pirika replied.
"Ok, I'm starting, don't you dare look."
"It's not like I would. I'm no pervert."
"Ok, sorry."
Ren started taking the clothing off Pirika, when Horo walked in.
"Pirika?"
"Crap, that's ni-san, Ren hide." Ren whispered to Pirika, "no, wait. You say something, you have my voice."
"U-um… I'm in here." Stammered Pirika, the whispered to Ren, "lock the door you idiot."
"Ok, don't call me an idiot." Whispered Ren.
"Ok, is it ok if I come in?" asked Horo.
"U-um… W-wait." Pirika turned to Ren, "Hide! Hide!"
TBC...
I know ren is ooc... but...