TKS: Requiem of the Show not Broadcasted

By: -Kalabora-

Episode 003:

Good evening and welcome to TKS! Now here's your host Kalabora!

The camera scans the stage and stops on Kalabora's desk. We see Kalabora sitting at the desk.

Kalabora: Hello ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we will have three warriors on the show, and we all know what that means. That's right...

A frown comes over Kalabora's face.

Kalabora: It is the official return of ... Kill the Host contest. I can't talk so I'll let Mr. Terro inform you of this "contest."

Thats right! It's the return of the Kill the Host contest in which three warriors try to destroy our host by any means necessary. So, let's FIGHT!

We cut to commercial and when we return we see Kalabora standing in the middle of a newly placed wrestling he is armed with a red sword which somewhat resembles Cloud Strifes Ultimate Weapon.

Alright, It is time for the first match. Please welcome Jin from the Tekken series.

Jin jumps over the ropes and faces Kalabora.

3...2...1...FIGHT!

Both combatants stand still and size each other up.

Come on are you gonna fight or what? Oh, hey Kalabora I got your momma up here in the booth with me. Argh! Nothing...hey Kalabora Retsu says he'll give you a 2 cent raise for every enemy you defeat.

Kalabora: Wooooo!

Kalabora charges at Jin with his sword. Jin quickly rolls out of the way dodging the attack, then turns and uppercuts the unexpecting Kalabora. Kalabora falls to the floor.

Kalabora: Ouch! That hurt!

Jin: Sorry, your such a bitch.

Kalabora: GRRR!

Kalabora jumps up and hold his sword out in front of him.

Kalabora: DIE!

Kalabora jumps into the air over Jin, and land behind him. Jin looks around frantically. Kalabora swings his sword around just in time to cut through Jin. A smile comes over his face as he basks in his victory. The top half of Jin's body falls to the floor revealing the inside of him. We see Stewie sitting in a control seat inside Jin's body. He looks around quickly then unbuckles himself and runs out of the ring.

And the winner of match one by disqualification is Kalabora! That's right no remote controlled corpses are allowed in the Kill the Host contest. Anyway, I forgot to mention the prizes of the contest. Of course we know Kalabora's prizes, but if one of the other contestants win they will get a one of a kind monkey servant-- hey what the hell! I didn't agree to this! Anyone of these guy would just use me as some sort of training dummy! Screw it the next contestant is Dante from the Devil May Cry series!

Dante enters the ring and begins to circle Kalabora.

Dante: Hey, monkey lover! I'm in a hurry so let's get this over with.

Dante uses Devil Trigger and turns into his Devil form.

Kalabora: M-m-mommy!

All of the sudden Kile Terro jumps onto Dante's face.

Kile: Stab him!

Kalabora quickly stabs Dante. Dante turns back into his normal form and slowly starts to fall down as he slides off of Kalabora's blade. Kile jumps off of Dante's face and starts counting...1...2...3..

Kile: And the winner is Kalabora! Now if you'll excuse me I have to return to my post.

Kile runs up to his announce booth.

And now for the final battle! Please welcome Kyo from Samurai Deeper Kyo!

We see an empty side of the ring. Suddenly the ropes split apart and Kyo steps through and into the ring he returns his Katana back to the sheath. We see from the red glow of his eyes that he is being possessed by Demon eyes Kyo.

Kyo: You hear it don't you? The sound of the divine wind.

Kalabora falls down to his knees.

Kalabora: I didn't even see it! No...

Kalabora's body rips apart. Kalabora is defeated, and Kyo is the winner.

And the winner of the match and the new host of TKS is Kyo!

Animemaster comes into the ring with a broom and a dust pan and sweeps the pieces of Kalabora up then he leaves the ring.

We'll see you next time.

Next time on The Kalabora Show! We will have Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII and Kenshin Himura of Rurouni Kenshin and Samurai X.

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