Days in the life of Sanzo and the gang with a few modern twists and turns.
First fanfic and all that, please be nice and review.
We don't own Saiyuki, and all that jazz
"Sanzo where are my Jeans?" Goku asked. Still wearing his night cloths that were a loose t-shirt and a pair of shorts.
"I don't know or care! Ask Hakkai where they are." An angry Sanzo shouted.
The monkey then left the room and walked down the hall to find Hakkai and hopefully his pants. Gojyo heard the monkey and ran down the hall before hand and went in to Hakkai's room first. Hakkai was not there but the laundry was.
Gojyo feverishly dove in to the pile of assorted clothes in search of his own missing piece of clothing. Goku, at that point of time, opened the door shouting "Hakkai where are--!" however stopped mid-sentence due to the sight of the half engulfed Gojyo, swimming in the dirty clothes. "What are you doing you kappa! Are my pants in there?" Goku's voiced squeaked as he asked the perverted Gojyo the question.
Gojyo popped up furiously, shouting "You damn monkey, find your own pants, I'm busy looking for my lighter!" He was waving a pair of boxers in the air, which happened to be a pair of Sanzo's. They were a silk black material, with hot pink hearts randomly strewn across the fabric, and were also the Christmas gift Goku had given Sanzo last year.
Goku wailed at the sight, "Those are Sanzo's! Only I can touch those!" He blushed at Sanzo's boxers flying through the air; more surprised at the fact that Sanzo used them than that he had just admitted to Gojyo that he'd given them to him. Upon hearing this, Gojyo abruptly dropped the boxers on the floor, disgusted at the thought. "I thought these were Hakkai's!"
Then Sanzo had come to see what the problem was. He was standing in the door way right when Goku had claimed the boxes as Sanzo's. A disgusted look on his face" what the HELL are you doing?" he shouted. "What are you doing in here? Where's Hakkai, and get out oh here and leave the laundry alone!" and in the processes of getting them out, hitting the repeatedly with his fan, with such accuracy that a marksmen would be jealous.
At that time Hakkai had come into the inn to hear shouting coming form up stairs. He had a large bag in hand and readjusted it to go up the stairs to the noise-he knew who it saw and needed to stop blood shed if possible. He reached the landing to see Sanzo hitting Goku and Gojyo out of HIS room. 'Oh boy' he thought 'Sanzo's going to kill them and me. Oh well' he stepped up the ranting monk, the now lumpy head monkey and red faced Kappa who was sliding on boxers?...that where black and pink?...'uh oh' Hakkai though again.
" Ah excuse me for interrupting." Hakkai said loud enough to get everyone's attention. "What are you doing in my room and what are you doing to the dirty cloths?" Sanzo was trying to get himself under control by lighting a cigarette. Goku was looking sheepish at the floor, while Gojyo started to explain. "Well I went in to your room to get into my vest pocket to get my lighter, when the monkey here-" "hay I'm not a monkey" Goku shouted "and I was going in to get my pants, do you have them?" Gojyo interrupted before Hakkai could speak "you Dam Monkey I was telling what happened. At any rate the monkey startled me and-"
"I did not, you were going through the pile with the boxers in your hand, and said you thought they were Hakkai's!" Sanzo wanting to get off the subject of his boxers than fire his gun at the roach and monkey. Bang! Bang! " will you two shut up for a minuet" he roared " Sanzo please be careful where you shoot the gun we really don't want to kill any that might be staying here now do we?" Hakkai asked. Sanzo gave the look of 'speak for your self' look and than asked "what's in the bag?"
Hakkai knew what he was up to. Distract the monkey with thought of food and the roach with booze, and it worked. The two came barreling at him and while trying to keep his footing and not be glopped by the two tried to calm them down. "Please be careful, if this stuff spills-" but he was unable to finish do to the fact that the bag ripped and the contents rolled across the floor.
"It's all laundry stuff" Gojyo said picking up the Shout next to his feet. " Aaaaa-Hakkai you know I hate this stuff. It makes me itch, and Downy? Lavender scent? That makes me smell girly and I don't like that." He tossed the two bottles back at Hakkai and Goku started to sing "DOWNY THE QUICKER PICKER UPER –" whack! The song ended due to Sanzo's fan meeting Goku's head " will you shut up! Damn monkey that's Bounty not Downy"
"Ya, monkey Bounty are paper towels not fabric softener. But than again Monkeys never learn" Gojyo teased at the Goku. " Your one to talk you red roach!" Goku retorted. "At least I don't smell like a girl!" that started another round of verbal fighting. Sanzo than had another cigarette in his mouth and asked Hakkai " how long before we can leave?" "Well…" Hakkai started " that depends on wither of not you guys get out of the way and I can get the laundry done, but at this rate tomorrow morning." Sanzo grunted that he heard and that he was angry that they had to stay for another day. "Well I'll get these two out for a while, just remember what I said before. Sanzo said as he buffed out smoke. "Right" said Hakkai remembering what had taken place before he went out.
Sanzo then left saying that if anyone was hungry they better be down stairs in three minutes or they would get left behind. At that Gojyo and Goku went running as fast as they could to their rooms and then down the stairs at a brake neck pace down the stairs, shoving each other out of the way as they went. Hakkai sought the quietness of his room. As he separated and loaded the cloths and detergents into laundry baskets he headed down the stairs in to the basement where the laundry room was.
He thought about earlier that day went in a fit of angriness he had vented to Sanzo about the laundry and how it was never done. "What do they think a laundry fairy that gets it done! Then they complain that they can't find something or thy hate the smell." He collapsed on the bed with a sigh. " What I'm I going to do with them.?"
Sanzo never seeing Hakkai like this started to smoke and thought about what the usually clam man had said. "Why do what they want?" Sanzo said with a smirk " do what you all ways do but put something extra into the wash." Hakkai smiled and laughed softly to himself. He was glad that no one noticed what also fell out of the bag. Sanzo did but he didn't say anything. With filling up the first load of wash in to the washer he sat down and started to read a book, called come come paradises (for those that know Naruto you'll get it) it was going to be a long wait.
The next day they set off and while in the car and the passing people could hear what was going on. " What happened to our cloths?" Gojyo shouted at the two in the front. " Hakkai I said I don't like Downy, now I smell like a fop and I itch like crazy from the shout! And what is this other smell it's awful." "Sanzo? Why was the laundry fairy mad at us and why does Gojyo yell at Hakkai for the way we smell?" Goku asked " I mean the laundry fairy has never been this made before…….."
Goku stop talking to listen behind him. As he turned around his eyes bulged out and shouted "Sanzo! Cats!" Hakkai smiled as he stopped the car. Sanzo, Gojyo and Hakkai all turned around to see about thirty to forty cats running at top speed for them. Gojyo and Goku started to run Hakkai and Sanzo stayed in the car. The cat ran right by the car and after the other two "HAKKAI WHAT DID YOU DO?" they heard Gojyo shout. Sanzo and Hakkai shared in a small smile. "How much did you put in" Sanzo asked " I don't know the bag was ripped and it all fell in." Hakkai responded. After a minute Sanzo said " well lets go see what has happened to the two"
Hakkai, Hakkaru on his shoulder and Sanzo went down the street to find the two who had run off from the cats. They didn't have far to go, for in the middle of the street were two badly scratched up Goku and Gojyo who, by the looks of it had their cloths almost shredded off. Surrounding them were cats of al sizes and colors, some were nested on the two, some draped on their heads and shoulders. But most were cuddling with what piece of clothing they could get to, while Gojyo was yelling at random cats to give him his cloths back, and getting scratched more. While Goku has sitting in the middle of the road and looked like he was about to cry.
Hakkai and Sanzo try not to laugh but it was hard. "Looks like we will be here another day" Sanzo said "good thing we didn't check out yet."