Things That Will Never Happen On InuYasha

Disclaimer:Unfortunately, I do not own InuYasha...I will soon, though...

Chapter 2: Things They Will Never Say II

Kikyou: I wanna frolicthrough the forest!

Sesshoumaru:Jaken, do you want to be my sworn brother?

Sesshoumaru:I like fairy princesses

Kikyou:(To Naraku) Can I have a hug?.

Kikyou:We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry...

InuYasha:I want a pink kimono.

Sango: You may grope me all you want, Miroku. (A/n:EWWW!That was random. I'm not usually THAT sick minded)

Kagome: Miroku, I want to bear your child.

Miroku:Wanna play barbies, Naraku?

Kikyou: I like being killed by random haters.

Ok, that's all I can think of. I hope you like it! Please R&R, flames are welcome, but please don't be too hard!