Things That WILL Never Happen On InuYasha

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Chapter 3:They Won't Die This Way!

Naraku: Thrown into a room full of female baboons in heat, when wearing his baboon pelt.

Sesshoumaru: Strangled by his fluffy thing, which we know nothing what-so-ever of.

InuYasha: "Sat" by Kagome until death.

InuYasha: Suicide after he ran out of ramen.

Kikyou: Killed by haters. Kinda obvious that would happen, doncha think?

Shippou: InuYasha bonked him to death on the head.

Kaede: Died of her own stupidity. (A/n: I'm sorry, but i really hate Kaede)

Shippou: Suicide after Kagome refused to give him anymore candy.

Sango: Groped to death by Miroku.

Miroku: Slapped to death by Sango.

Kagome: She actually got sick, not some phony excuse granpa made.

Ok, that's all I can think of for today. I promise I'll have more up soon. Please R&R, and check back soon!