Disclaimer: Just you wait, Rumiko Takashi, I will own InuYasha and other characters (hee hee, Sesshy) one day!
Chapter 5: Unreasonable Relationships (Thanks for the great idea, nekoxlove)
Jaken and Sesshoumaru:
Jaken: Will you marry me, Rin?
Sesshy-chan:(thinking) Gender confused, much?
InuYasha and Kaede:
Kaede: InuYasha, will you marry me? We're both pretty old.
InuYasha:twitching eye O.o;;
Sango and Shippou:
Sango: Hey, Shippou, would you be interested in a relationship, if I gave you your own weight in candy everyday?
Shippou:I think I'd be better off with Kirara...
Kagome and Manten:
Manten: Will you marry me?
Kagome:Why?
Manten: Such beautiful hair...
Naraku and Kikyou:
Naraku:Kikyou...I've always loved you so much.
Kikyou: Was that Onigumo speaking for you?
Sesshoumaru and Rin Sesshy-chan:Rin...you are so beautiful.
Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama...are you OK in the head?
Jaken and Rin:
Rin: I love you, Jaken!
Jaken: Oh, buzz off, you creep!
Naraku and Miroku:
Miroku: You ARE lovely, indeed, woman.
Naraku: Baka houshi, I'm a man!
Miroku: I'm sorry. You are very feminine, though.(is groping Naraku)
Well, that's all for today. I hope you liked it! Please R&R...No review, no next chapter!