Things That Will Never Happen On InuYasha

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha...I will one day...I am very close to my goal...ah yes...very close.
(someone comes and put a straight jacket on Sakura)
Sakura: Curse you, baka wench!


cough Anyhoo.
Chapter 6: Unreasonable Relationships II

Shippou and Kirara:
Shippou:(nervously)Kirara...I'm um...kinda...er...I think I love you...(blush)Are you interested in...in...starting a...a relation...relationship?
Kirara:Mew?
Shippou:Er, yeah, right...(thinking)Whatever THAT meant.

Sango and Naraku:
Sango:You slaughtered my father and comrades!
Naraku:Yeah, yeah, whatever...you want to be my girlfriend?
Sango:-.-;;

Miroku and Kanna:
Miroku:Will you bear my child?
Kanna.
Miroku:You are so beautiful.
Kanna.
Miroku:I love you.
Kanna.
Miroku:Say something, will you!

Sesshoumaru and Kanna:
Kanna:If you don't marry me right here and now, Sesshy-chan, I shall suck your soul into my mirror.
Sesshoumaru:(thinking)She actually talks!

InuYasha and Kagura:
Kagura: You ARE rather handsome, hanyou.
InuYasha: I ain't interested.
Kagura: Ramen?
InuYasha: Umm...well...

Buyo and Kirara:
Kirara: Mew?
Buyo: Meow!
Kirara:Purr.
Buyo:Purr.
Bystanders?;;

Kohaku and Kagura:
Kagura: Young human...what a looker you are!
Kohaku: I love no one.
Kagura: Shit...Naraku made this boy forget all about love...


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