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Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto. I only own the diseases

Chapter 5-

As hours passed, the Chuunins and kunochis woke up with Tenten's mother absence. They found a note on Chouji's head saying she went shopping and she'll be back in a few hours. As they waited, Kiba was tirelessly flipping through channels every five seconds. The guys were watching it as if it was on one channel and the girls, except for Hinata, were getting ticked off. Having enough, Ino bashed Kiba in the head and snatched the remote from him and flipped it to the Soap Opera channel.

"What the hell?" Shikamaru complained.

"We was gonna watch something," Kiba said as he rubbed his sore head.

"No you were not!" Sakura exclaimed. "I saw the same thing at least five times already!"

'Whoa, déjà vu…' both Tenten and Neji thought.

"Soap Operas are boring as hell," Naruto sniffed as he took a box of tissues.

"Yeah, what are we going to watch!" Chouji yelled defensively.

"You either watch the show or shut up and GO TO SLEEP!" Ino's voice echoed throughout the house. The guys stayed silent and just focused on the television.

About half an hour later…

"So let me get this straight," Naruto began.

"Wei is Yamato's boss at work…" Kiba started

"Who is having an affair with Yuri's aunt's cousin…" Chouji continued.

"Who is having a baby from Yamato's friend Taichi…" Sasuke stared at the television.

"Who is gay and doesn't know he's a father," Shikamaru finished.

"That's right," the four girls responded.

"This.. has got to be the most stupidest and confusing thing I've ever watched!" Sasuke grunted through a stuffy nose.

"Same thing I said," Neji added.

"What's that suppose to mean!" Tenten glared at her teammate.

"I'm going to find some more cough medicine," Neji ignored Tenten's outburst and rose up from the couch.

"Oh, can you bring back a few boxes of tissues?" Sakura suggests.

"And a bottle of that cough medicine," Shikamaru added.

"And a cup of ramen!" Naruto yelled as he began to cough.

"Okay let me get a recap," Neji turned around looking as serious as a sick could get. "I should bring back four boxes of 'Hell No's', a bottle of 'Ask Tenten's Mother When She Gets Back', and a cup of 'Ninja please'." He snorted as he continued towards the kitchen.

"I don't know how you can stay on your team, Tenten," Naruto mumbled as he continued to watch the television. "I mean, you have Lee to handle as well, I would have shot myself."

"That's because she has patience you moron," Ino answered calmly as she rubbed her red nose. Naruto just murmured something and continued watching the tube.

Meanwhile…

Maito Gai was sitting in the tallest tree of Konoha with tears in her eyes.

"I must find the cure for this dangerous Flusious. It has spread among all the springs of youth. Hmm… I wonder how did this disease spread…" Gai pondered this…

and pondered…

and pondered…

and pondered some more until the sun was setting.

"OF COURSE!" He snapped his fingers together. "Spirits from the underworld returned and got all of them sick so they can rule the world! I MUST SAVE THEM! I SHALL SNEAK OUT THE TOWN AND FIND THAT CURE FOR THE SAKE OF OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS!" As he leapt out the tree and landed gracefully on the ground, he made a mad rush towards the gates. Before he could touch the gates, Asuma and Kakashi had already tied him to a tree.

"You're not going anywhere for a while, Gai," Asuma smirked as a puff of smoke escaped his mouth.

"How did you know of my plans!" Gai exclaimed surprised.

"You were yelling it for the world to hear," Kakashi said nonchalantly as he continued reading his book.

"CURSE MY VOICE FOR BEING SO LOUD!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, MAITO!" Tsunade's voice was heard from the Hokage's office.

'NOW I GOTTA FIND A WAY OUTTA THIS TOWN…' Gai thought loudly to himself.

"I SAID SHUT UP!"

"Sorry!"

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What is Gai's plan to find the cure for Flusious? Will out favorite ninjas get well soon? And where the hell did Tenten's mother go for such a long time! Find out next time! So leave a review!