AN: I dedicate this chapter to Mirage10050, because after the crappy turn out, I wasn't going to keep going but she made me feel really guilty. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

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How to take over the world-Avatar Style

Interviewer: Today we have a very special, and famous, guest. Aang of the Southern Air temple, also, more commonly known as the Avatar. He has been trapped away in an iceberg for the last 100 years and has suddenly decided to reappear and save our sorry asses. He is currently single (whoot!) and enjoys flying around on a giant fluffy monster while trying to elude the freaking hott prince of the fire nation. He also loves to mess around when he should be doing more serious things, like saving our lazy-bum asses from the evil Fire Lord Ozai. This should be interesting, since he is trying to save the world from some one who is actually taking over the world.

(AN: Unless you haven't noticed, they are sort of being interviewed by someone Her name is Beverly or Bev. Imagine the interviewer as one of those blonde blow up dolls on the news. God, I hate them.)

Aang: Well, I don't want to take over the world, but if I did, I would make everyone love me. Well, more than they do know. I would make everyone fall in love with my giant gray eyes, my little kid buff body, and my fun loving attitude. The more people love you, the more they will do for you, which includes making you supreme ruler of the world. They will always adore you and shower you with presents. I love presents. I think I would like a giant coy to ride and a unagi to have as an executor.

Interviewer: An executor?

Aang: Yeah, for the people who give me stupid presents, like King Boomie's pet Flopsie.

(AN: Personally, I love the man-eating thing. I want one!)

Interviewer: But isn't that kinda, well, evil?

Aang: Hey, you didn't say anything to Fire Lord Ozai when he was saying evil things!

Inerviewer: Well, duh, he would have had me executed!

Aang: Oh! Yeah. Anyways, when people love you, they will do anything to make you happy. It is the way that brain washing works. I will entertain them for a while. Then I would stop doing tricks and they would beg me to do more. Once they are under my spell, I would have them do tasks for me in exchange for something they want.

Interviewer: Now, how are they?

Aang: Well little girls, of course!

Interviewer: Little girls?

Aang: Yup, they are the easiest to brain wash and they are more willing to do things than the adults, who unfortunately have some sort of barricade to brainwashing. Then eventually, I might move on to hormone possessed teenage girls. They would do everything for me! I would especially work my charm on girls from powerful families. Like fire lord Ozai, doesn't he have a daughter?

Interviewer: Sssshhhhh! No one is supposed to know that until next season! Damn it!

Aang: Oh, whoops. Forget I said that guys! I am crazy. WHOOO!

Interviewer: Yes. Yes you are!

Aang: I know, but that is basically it. Brainwash powerful little girls and have them do everything for me, including making me the ruler of the entire universe. Maybe I should do that after Fire Lord Ozai is gone. I'm gonna go practice on Katara!

Katara: What are you gonna practice on me?

Interviewer: Well, that was the Avatars, um…………creative way to take over the world. Next up we will have Katara from the South Pole here. I have to go home and make sure my little girl is safe. Hold on Cindy! I'm coming! I won't let him turn you into a brain washed puppet!

AN: Yes, Aang is way Ooc, but I don't care. I kinda see him as a crazy little kid who can get a very swelled head. Especially when it comes to girls. But what guy doesn't? LOL. I am going to start on Katara later, maybe. Then it will be Sokka or Zuko. Thank you to all my reviewers, all three of you. sniffles I'm fine. Naah, I'll just give it time. I'll get more eventually, I hope.