Alrighty. I was sucked into anime again and almost forgot about Harry Potter . Shame on me:slaps hand: Ow… Let's get started

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Chapter 4- Pansy's a Bitch Song

The sun barely peaked over the Malfoy Manor on September 1st. Draco was awake hours before the sunlight, packing his things for his 6th year at Hogwarts. As he finished placing clothes in the trunk and loading personal belongings in another bag, he spotted a picture of Ginny and him laughing, holding hands, and Draco stole a kiss on Ginny's check, causing her to blush. He smiled and placed the picture into the bag.

As son as he finished packing, he attempted to close his over-stuffed chest. As he struggled with the chest, a dog the size of a mini-van and the weight of a baby elephant literally ran through Draco's door (like a ghost). It jumped to Draco and licked his whole face with one swipe.

"What have we've been feeding you, Benji?" Draco asks as he scratched behind Benji's ears.

"Actually, those kids who you claimed was hexing him must have hit him with a growth charm," Jamie surprised Draco as she walked through the wall like Benji did. "Benji also have other charms on him as well. That's as big as he's gonna get."

"Thank God," Draco murmured. "Come on my trunk, boy." Benji obeyed and sat on Draco's large trunk, which Draco snapped shut. "And don't ever walk through my room without my permission ever again, Sprits."

"Well, soorrrrry. Your mom just told me to tell you to tell me that you told me to tell you that it was time to eat breakfast and to tell you to tell me that you told me to tell you that we're heading to Hogwarts afterwards because that's what she told me to tell you to tell me," Jamie explained in the most confusing way possible.

Draco took a minute to comprehend what the girl just said and replied, "Whatever, Sprits, whatever."

When the sun hit the Burrow, everyone was already running through the house getting prepared to head to Hogwarts.

"Come on, Gin! You're not the only one that needs the bathroom!"

"I'll be out in the minute!"

"Where's my got durn (Southern slang ) comb?"

"Coby, you're bald! You don't have a comb!"

"Well, it's the principle of it all!"

"Come and get your breakfast before we go!" Mrs. Weasley called from the bottom of the stairs. Soon, five teenagers ran down the stairs and past the plump woman to the kitchen table. As she made it to the kitchen, Ron and Coby has already finished their plates and they rushed back out of the kitchen to finish packing. "Why are they so rushy this morning?" Mrs. Weasley questions the remaining 3.

"They said they had to talk about something," Ginny answered, putting more eggs in her mouth.

"About what?"

"Well, Ron blurted out that he liked this girl from Diagon Alley," Hermione added on, "and that girl was Coby's younger sister."

"So, Coby nearly choked on his biscuit and he and Ron went upstairs," Harry finished the story to Mrs. Weasley.

Upstairs in Ron's room, Coby was leaning on the door with his arms crossed and Ron was sitting on his bed.

"You like me sister, huh?" Coby broke the silence. Ron nodded. "Why do you like her?"

"I didn't really mean to tell you like that…" Ron hung his head. "When we hung out that day, I got to know her because Harry kept asking the questions. She talked to me, but I kind of…"

"Lost of words?" Coby finished his sentence. Coby got off the wall and walked in front of the redhead. "I know you're a nice guy and all, Ron, but Jamie is my sister. The last boyfriend broke it off with her by cheating on her. She was crushed. And you know what I did?" the bald teen asked in a somewhat dark tone.

"Um… beat him up?" Ron answered questioningly.

"I broke his legs, gave him a concussion and a coma. But that was before I became a monk for a few years. Don't get me wrong though, I still am a monk now. You can ask her out and whatnot, but just remember this one thing: if you hurt her in any way, you won't have legs to walk on, teeth to chew food with, and blood in your veins. Kapeesch?"

"Right," Ron squeaked out. "You really are protective of her, huh?"

"Let's just say, I'm the bodyguard of a bodyguard. Good luck, hope she likes you," Coby left his room to continue his packing.

At the Hogwarts express, Draco and Jamie were pulling their carts though 9 ¾ gate. Mrs. Malfoy walked through the gate along with Benji behind her. As Benji loaded their trunks, and others, into the train, Nacrissa hugged both the teens.

"Both of you be careful, all right," she said.

"Yes ma'am," they both replied monotonely. As the two began to load the train, a pug-faced girl ran towards Draco and glomped him.

"Drakey! I've missed you all summer!" the girl said all lovingly.

"Get her off me, Sprits!" Obeying, Jamie pried the girl from Draco's neck and semi-pushed her away. "What is the bloody hell is wrong with your Parkinson? You trying to get me rabies or something!" Pansy Parkinson sneered at the girl who pushed away from her man.

"Who's the scrawny chick anyways?" Pansy grabbed her skullcap-hat and dragged it down to her face.

"This is Jamie Sprits, my exchange student," Draco replied. She then grabbed onto Jamie's sleeve and yanked her onto the train. They traveled down the narrow hallway trying to find an empty compartment. As soon as they sat in an empty one, Jamie readjusted her hat and asks.

"Who was that?" Jamie took off her hat and smacked it against her knee in an attempt to cleanse it.

"Pansy Parkinson. She's been stalking me since year 1. If you can make sure she won't disturb me this trip, I'd give you anything…"

"Pansy's a bitch," Jamie slouched in her seat. "Hey, Pansy's a bitch!" Soon, she pulled out a parchment and began writing something down.

"Whatever, kid," Draco sighed, as he stretched against his side of the compartment. Not long, Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle stumbled through the door and dropped down in an empty space, causing Jamie to bounce in the air.

"Hey, Malfoy," Crabbe greeted.

"Pansy's a bitch,

She's a big fat bitch,

She's the biggest bitch

In the whole wide world," Jamie said, and continued writing. Goyle, acting curious, snatched the paper from her and attempted to read.

"Who's this, Malfoy?" Crabbe stared at the girl. "New punching bag or something?"

"She's with us. Touch her and you'll get your arse kicked," Draco shuddered at the thought of the fight he had against Jamie when they first met. "Jamie, Crabbe and Goyle. Crabbe and Goyle, Jamie."

"Hey," his two henchmen greeted.

"Vice versa," Jamie replied, concentrating on her paper that she snatched back. "GENUIS! PURE GENUIS!"

"What's she's doing?" Goyle questions Malfoy.

"I stopped concerning her actions days ago," Draco sighed as they starting a conversation about Quidditch.

Ten minutes left until the Hogwarts Express rolled off, Mrs. Weasley was hugging the five teens boarding the train.

"Owl me if there are any troubles," Mrs. Weasley reminded. As they began to get on the train, a large dog towered Mrs. Weasley sitting down. "Oh my word!" She shrieked throwing her hands in the air.

"This must be Benji…" Ginny wondered as she went up the dog and touched his muzzle. Benji licked her face. "Ew… it is Benji."

"I'm terribly sorry, Mrs. Weasley," Nacrissa went over to claim Benji. "He's completely harmless (A/N: That what I said about my last dog… a man almost lost his bloody leg… )

"So, Jamie must already be here," Coby said, as they waved goodbye and entered the Hogwarts Express.

"I FINISHED!" Jamie exclaimed as she threw the paper triumphly at Draco. But since it's paper, it flew back to Jamie and landed on the seat. "Dang…"

"Drakey!" Pansy's screeching voice was heard all over. She jumped the young Malfoy and attempted to cuddle with him.

"Just in time, Pansy!" Jamie yanked the girl off the blonde. "I made a song about you." She handed the paper to the girl, who continued to get past her.

"I'm not a bitch!" Pansy's pale face turned a ark red in a matter of seconds. "I'll show you!" She tore the paper into the pieces and pushed Jamie to the door. Keeping her cool, Jamie smirked and turned to the people passing by the compartment.

"Hello students! For your entertainment, I will sing 'Pansy's a Bitch' in C minor," Jamie announced to the world.

"I am not a bitch! Don't you dare sing that song!" Pansy growled pointing her finger at the American.

"Ooohhh…

Pansy's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls," Jamie sang. People gathered the closest they could to the singing girl.

"Shut up!" Pansy turned a nice shade of purple. As the laughter and the embarrassment grew, she pushed past the crowd and left Jamie continuing to sing.

"Monday's she's a bitch, Tuesday's she's a bitch

Wednesday thru Saturday's she's a bitch

Then on Sunday, just to be different,

She's a super king kamehameha biotch!" Soon, students of different houses were clapping to the beat of her song.

"Jamie!" Coby called as he passed through the crowd. "Hey, have you seen a girl, aye high with a skull cap and possible wearing boy clothes?" He asks a random kid, Dean Thomas.

"Yeah, she's the girl that's dissing Parkinson badly!" Dean responded pointing into the center.

"Have you ever met my friend Malfoy's friend,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

She's a stupid bitch, Pansy's a bitch,

And she's such a dirty bitch.

Pansy is a biiiioooottttch!" Jamie finished the song and felt a tap on her shoulder. Her smile turned to see Coby towering over her small size. "Oh fuck…"

"You're coming with me," Coby grabbed her arm. He dispersed the crowd telling them to go back to their compartments and he dragged Jamie to a compartment with the Trio. "Where did Gin go?"

"She said she was gonna hang out with her friends," Hermione answered.

"That was a damn good song, Jamie," Harry patted Jamie on her back. "She's been a real pain to everyone, and finally someone stops her."

"Thanks…" Jamie mumbled, gesturing for Harry not to talk about it because of Coby's disappointed expression. She mouthed out the words 'I'm screwed'. Harry understood and remained silent.

Back with Draco, Crabbe and Goyle said they're going to harass some 1st years and they'd be back in a while. Draco smirked at that he could finally be alone with Ginny on the train. Soon, there a small tap on the door and Ginny slid through quietly.

"Hey Gin," Draco greeted his girlfriend. Ginny smiled and went over to him and sat in his lap.

"Hey Draco," Ginny kissed him lightly on the lips. "I met your dog today. He's so sweet."

"It's actually Jamie's responsibility, but he's sorta mine."

"That was sweet of you to save him, though." Soon, the couple began to snog each other to death.

About half an hour later, Jamie slowly dragged herself back to her own compartment mumbling to herself about what Coby told her about saying mean things.

"Can you believe that!" Jamie said as she opened the door, without looking at the couple snogging each other. "Coby chewed me out the whol-y shit! That's who you're dating!" Before Jamie can say another word, Draco and Ginny covered her mouth and threw back into the other seat. "This is who you've been secretly going out with? Ginny Weasley! The only Weasley daughter? Ron's little sister!"

"And if you're thinking it's all out of revenge, no it's not!" Draco said. "We really like each other, Jamie. Please don't tell anyone about our relationship yet."

"Why not?" Jamie questioned to such a ridiculous request.

"Because our families hate each other," Ginny answered. "What would Ron say if he found out that I was dating a Malfoy?"

"Besides, what would the whole school say if a Gryffindor and a Slytherin are dating! We're supposed to be rivals. We don't respect one another." Draco finished.

"Oh, I understand. It's like some Romeo and Juliet nonsense. That shit's spreading everywhere I go," Jamie sighed as she got up. "I'll leave you two alone." With that, she left the two alone and went to find Coby once more.

At the ceremony, 1st years had finally finished its long Sorting Hat ceremony, and Professor Dumbledore stood up to make his announcements.

"…and finally, I would like to introduce our exchange students, Jeannette and Jacob Sprits from America," Dumbledore introduced the two standing in the corner. "They will now to Sorted, in case they might want to come back next year." The Headmaster's twinkled at the two, gesturing for Coby to come sit in the chair.

"They're both going to make Gryffindor," Ron grinned as he stared at Jamie as she waited her turn.

"Jamie's real name is Jeannette?" Hermione thought out loud. "How come she or Coby never told us?"

"She's probably embarrassed," Draco butted in from the Slytherin table. "Maybe you should get a nickname Hermo-ninny." The Slytherins surrounding Malfoy snickered at Hermione before returning their attention back to the Sorting Hat.

"Hm… where to place you?" the Sorting Hat questioned. "You seem to have more brains than brawns… so you'll be placed in RAVENCLAW!" The Ravenclaw table roared with cheering and clapping because they got the foreign kid. They greeted Coby with open arms as he sat down between Cho Chang and Jeremy Swann.

"Jeannette," Dumbledore called Jamie to sit in the chair.

"Jamie will make Gryffindor," Ron said with hope in his voice. 'Please, please, please!'

"Hm… very odd child you are… You're trustworthy and sweet, but cunning as a snake. SLYTHERIN!"

"WHAT!" Ron's voice echoed throughout the Great Hall.

Hn… a Slytherin I picked… oh well get over it Please review!