Disclaimer: Still don't own anything. But could you make an acceptation this once? It's my birthday, please…………….. FINE! I HATE YOU TOO!

AN: I dedicate to all the people who gave me presents on my birthday, which is today. I love you all! Also to Mirage, who is my newest friend. Luv ya!

Okay since I am tired of having to go Bev: blah blah bIah it now goes now Underlinedbev

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How to take over the world-Katara Style

Hello welcome to another interview with the cast of Avatar. Hopefully this guest will not be as crazy (or revealing) as the last one. She is the daughter of the leader of the South Pole water tribe. She is a bit shy and naive, but is ready to defend women's rights at the blink of an eye. She loves to travel with the Avatar and torture Prince Zuko by gracing him with her presence. Please welcome Katara of the water tribe.

Thank you Bev, yeah, torturing Zuko is pretty fun. He can't resist me.

Ohhh, thanks for that info, but we are trying to focus on how to take over the world.

Right. Ummm, I rehearsed this, oh yeah! I would make friends. Lots of friends.

Friends? Don't you already have a lot of friends?

Yeah I do, but I would make more. Like, be a friend to really powerful people. Like, the rulers of cities, lords, leaders and such. Making friends with theses people, I can persuade them to make alliances with each other, so all the world will be at peace.

:mumbles: Good luck at that, stupid girl.

What was that?

Oh, nothing. Keep going on with your brilliant plan. :rolls eyes:

Once the whole world is at peace, I will convince them to become ruled under one person. That one person would be me! I would be a very good ruler, I like to help people and I give people hope. I think ruling the world would be a very good thing for me to do.

That plan sounds a bit simple, don't you think?

: starts foaming at the mouth: YOU THINK MAKING FRIENDS IS SIMPLE! DO YOU! THAT IS WHY YOU ARE A MERE INTERVIEWER! THAT IS WHY, ONCE I HAVE MURDERED FIRE LORD OZAI, I WILL RULE THE WORLD! THAT IS WHY, oh, sorry lost it a bit there. : her eye twitches: No, I would never, ever try to kill anyone. No matter how repulsive, or vile, or cruel, someone is. I wouldn't do something like that. He he. : her eye twitches again:

Okay, thank you Katara of the water tribe. I need to go home and block my doors because this girl is truly insane. See you next time!

I am not insane: her eye twitches continuously:

Yes you are!

It is dark in the room and we find the camera being jolted up from its normal resting place. Then we see a close up of Katara, whose eye is still twitching.

He he, I wasn't lying about the being friends before, but I have to add some more things to my interview. I would fake being friendly. After I am supreme ruler, I would in slave the whole male population! I would force them to give up their bending abilities and means of fighting. Then I would force them to do hard labor for all the women. They would be slaves to each woman that owns them. All of the women who oppose me will become slaves themselves.

I would also kill any ugly children or people. Once I have killed all the ugly people, only beautiful people would survive. Then the whole world would be a perfect utopia! Ha ha! It would be perfect! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

: the LIGHTS COME ON: Who turned out the lights? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CAMERA?GET AWAY FROM IT!

They begin to fight and the camera goes black and fuzzy pepper like thing.

Sorry about that girl, people. She will be going to a mental hospital. That is all, really. I'm not joking this time. Not that I was joking, but this time there won't be another psychopath who comes and breaks my camera. Also with her in the mental hospital, I can have Zuko all to myself.

Huh? Who are you? Get away from me! You're crazy too!

Bye, I got to go get myself a price. See ya!

AN:I am so tired. I can barley type. Sorry it is so late. I've been kind of busy. Bleh, I need to go to sleep. Oh yeah. Here is this thingy. Keep your shorts on people.

A few of you were a bit concerned about the comment I made about Ozai's daughter. Sadly, it is just a theory, but I have reasonable evidence. To those who have seen the episode The Storm, remember back to the part when Iroh is remembering Zuko and Ozai's duel. When you see Iroh in his own flashback, there is a young girl standing in front of him. She has black spikey hair and looks happy when Zuko gets burned. I remember her raising her fist when Ozai was yelling at Zuko. I believe that she was Ozai's daughter. But she could have been the daughter of any high-ranking official you might say. There is also some proof, that in one of Zuko's flashbacks, that there were two children running in front of a walking Lord Ozai, one presumably, Zuko. But who is the other? My friends, I believe that it was Zuko's younger sister, the second child of Lord Ozai of the fire nation. If you want to see a picture of the flashback I am talking about, feel free to e-mail me about it. I would be very happy to give the site where I found the picture in question. I find this whole situation certainly thought provoking and fascinating.

Long story short, I am not positive. But I am pretty damn sure!