HD: Yay, I got reviews. I'm in my happy place.
Guy: Mmm
HD: It seems all my reviews are by the same people . . .
Guy: Mmm
HD: ...Guy, I'm going to throw a blunt instrument with jagged edges at your head.
Guy: Mmm . . . Hmm? thunk Arrggh!
HD: Okay, let's start the story while Guy tries to stop his forehead from bleeding too much.
It was a peaceful day in Vale. The sky was blue, the birds were singing and Mia was in the nurse's office with a minor concussion. To continue from here would be boring, so now the plot will switch over to Garet.
Ivan's classroom after school . . .
"Excuse me, what are you doing?" Garet took a quick glance behind himself and saw Ivan.
"Hey Shorty," Garet said with a big smile, "I'm fishing."
"Fishing? Here?" Ivan then noticed the tackle box on Garet's left side and a large fishing rod in his hands.
"Yeah, fishing." A minute passed before Ivan spoke up.
"So, catch anything?"
"Nah. Not yet." Ivan nodded in response and took a seat by Garet. Another minute passed before Ivan spoke again.
"Why are you fishing h-" before he could finish, Garet's rod suddenly curved sharply.
"Ahh! I got something!" Ivan could only stare in disbelief at the scene unfolding in front of him.
Outside . . .
Mia and Isaac were walking toward's the office when a sight caught their eyes. It was Jenna, floating. The two made their way over before Isaac asked the stupidest question.
"Jenna, why are you floating?" Mia gave Isaac a swift kick in the shin before telling him to get her down.
Garet and Ivan . . .
"Hey Smalls, help me out, this thing just got heavier."
"I'll ignore the fact you called me smalls for now," Ivan said before standing up to help Garet. For about five minutes the two groups wrestled over the line before a loud rip stopped all action. Garet and Ivan shot backwards as a shirt and bra flew through the window, followed by a scream that almost cracked the wind. Outside heavy stomping and panicked voices could be heard getting closer. Before long, the door was kicked open with a loud bang. Standing at the frame was a very pissed-off Jenna, a disgruntled Mia covering Jenna's front with her hands and Isaac, standing with the usual blank look on his face.
"Jenna," Garet said with a surprisingly calm voice, "look at what I caught." He held up the shirt and pointed to the bra in Ivan's hands. This only worsened the situation. Jenna cracked her knuckles loudly and rushed forward so suddenly, Mia lost her holding.
Nurse's office . . .
"Of all the experience I had in the medical field, I never saw anything so severe as this. Large bruises, dislocations, bloody nose, whoever did this must have been a monster." After hearing the school nurse speak, Mia gave Jenna a small smile. The nurse continued, "It looks like the person didn't spare my little brother." Jenna looked up in surprise.
"Does that mean? ..."
"Yes. Ivan is my brother. My name is Hama Miller, the school's new chiropractor."
"Don't you mean nurse?"
"That too, but since Garet joined the football team, the number of sports related injuries increased. That's why whoever did this to him must have been very strong." Jenna whistled innocently.
"Well, we three have to get home," Mia said noticing Jenna fidget. "Felix drove today so we're going to hitch a ride."
Outside . . .
Felix pulled up to the school in a two-seat Ford. Noticing the three standing outside, he gave a small sigh.
"Sorry, peps. This thing can hold only a max of three people. One of you has to walk home." Mia looked at Isaac clearly stating who would have to walk. Taking note of that, Felix gave the orders before starting the engine. "Mia, throw your bike in the back." Mia nodded except for Isaac who gave a small sigh.
"Master," he started as Mia climbed into the truck, "I feel you are purposely making it difficult for me to be with you." Mia gave a small laugh. Turning to Felix, she screamed, "FLOOR IT!" That is exactly what Felix did. Isaac could only watch as the truck shot out of the parking lot and almost onto oncoming traffic.
"Once again, I'm the one left behind." Looking to the west, he spoke softly to himself. "Oh everlasting sun, how I deplore thee."
Piers and Hydros...
"Sir, I think we're lost." Hydros looked up from his map to look at Piers.
"Don't worry. I got the directions from Karst. We should be heading in the right direction."
"I sure hope we are." A few minutes passed in silence before Hydros spoke again.
"Piers, does this say Citrus or Cyprus?" Piers turned to look at the word Hydros pointed out.
"It's hard to tell." Piers continued to look when the car he was driving lurched upwards. Startled, Piers looked up and noticed he was on the wrong side of the road.
"Oops, at least no one is on this side of the road."
"I think we hit something."
"It probably was the curb." Hydros nodded and looked at the map once again.
"Turn here."
Mia . . .
"See ya. Thanks for the ride." Mia took her bike off the truck and walked through the gate of her house. Inside she noticed the answering machine's light was flashing. Out of instinct, she pressed the play button.
Monday, 5:36 P.M.. This is Vale Trauma Center. We have a victim here named Isaac Hasegawa. We are sad to inform you Mr. Hasegawa was the victim of an accident that killed him. Once again, we are very sorry for your loss. End of message.
Mia stopped when she heard the words Isaac, Hasegawa, and killed. Twice she listened to the message before collapsing on a chair in shock.
"Isaac died? Is it even possible for a vampire to die?" A sudden ring from the doorbell snapped her out of her thoughts. "Coming!" Mia opened the door.
"Hello. You must be Mia Hasegawa. My name is Lord Hydros. I come from Greece to talk to you." Mia nodded slowly looking at the old man in front of her. She then noticed another figure in the background looking at her with gold eyes. Mia started to question if the world of genes was going haywire.
"To be more specific, we've come to talk about Isaac."
Guy: Wow, you ended with a cliffhanger.
HD: See, I knew Guy would be more enthusiastic as a muse if you threw something at him.
Guy: ...
HD: More importantly, REVIEWS!
Guy: Yay!
Reviews:
Raitei, my favorite reviewer, my plan is to make another Golden Sun fic, then a Fire Emblem romance/humor. Also, I'm glad the Japanese Corner came in handy.
Rednal29, 'bout damn time you reviewed, yes I have been reading Negima, gotta love it. You have to admit, Ivan and Negi are quite similar. Both are/were magisters, their main element is wind, and both are short.
Kodoku, you reviewed again, three cheers!
GoldenSunGeek, heh, geek, the idea for this fic came well before "Van Helsing" came out. It just went under modification a few hundred times. Heh, geek.
Guy: Great, you got him wired.
HD: Heh, geek.
Author Notes:
1. Next chapter you learn about what the church did to Isaac.
2. Hama and Ivan both work for the school now, you'll find out next chapter why.
Japanese Corner:
Formal speaking.
The Japanese language has three level of formalities. Today's lesson is how to speak the middle level. As you should already know, the Japanese language ends with a verb. At the end of most sentences, you would end in desu or verb stem-masu. When you would ask someone to do something as in "Please verb" you would change the masu verb to te form and add kudasai to the end, for example, hihyou shite kudasai. (Please review) hint, hint. See wasn't that easy?
Guy: No
HD: HIHYOU SHITE KUDASAI!