HD: I wish to apologize to my loyal fans who have been waiting with anticipation for my next chapter.

Guy: But you only have eight people who reviewed your fics so far.

HD: Well I'll get more people to review

Guy: How?

HD: Simple. Crawl on my knees and beg.

Guy: You're an embarrassment, you know that?

HD: Shut-up. Shut-up and read the disclaimer.

Guy: Haru doesn't own the characters in this fic. Nintendo does.

HD: I checked the credits. OK, the story starts.

"You wish to talk to me?"

"Yes. It is about your father's work and Ro- I mean Isaac." Mia only looked at the two strangers standing outside the door.

"Okay," she said with a bit of hesitance, "come on in." The two men entered the house in silence. The first, Hydros, followed by Piers, whose gold eyes scanned the front hall. When the trio entered the main room, Hydros spoke.

"I'm sure you would like to know more about your father." Mia sat on a chair and nodded her head.

"The most I know about dad is that he's the president of some company."

"That's true. However, your father is the president of a secret medical research facility located in the most barren part of Europe. I must apologize for not being able to give you any more information."

"A research facility?"

"Yes. He has many ties to different government and secret organizations. Your father made a video just incase he had to tell you the truth." Piers pulled a small package out of his pocket and handed it to Mia. He then spoke for the first time.

"May I ask where the vampire currently is?" Mia then remembered the phone call.

"He was in some accident. Supposedly he's dead." Upon hearing this comment, Hydros gave a small chuckle and shook his head.

"Isaac getting killed? Impossible. He's already dead. It'll take more than an accident to 'kill' that monster." Mia looked quizzically at the two priests. "Come, do you want a ride to the hospital?" Mia nodded.

The hospital . . .

Red and blue lights flashed around the Vale Trauma Center. Piers slowed the car and parked across the street. One of the police officers approached the car.

"I'm sorry but you can't park here." Piers reached into his pocket and pulled a small slip of paper and handed it to the officer. After two minutes of reading, the deputy handed the slip back to Piers and gave a small apology. He then turned around and left. Mia, curious as most people would be, tried to sneak a quick glance at the slip. She stopped when she saw Hydros open the glove compartment and pull out two handguns.

"What's that for?"

"Look at the sun," Hydros said checking the magazine, "It's almost sundown." Piers nodded.

"Most likely, the trouble here must be Isaac." He turned slowly to Mia's direction. "We're here to get rid of the trouble." Mia only sat as the two priests exited the car.

"Come," said Hydros, "it's time you learned what your family has been doing for the past few years." Mia looked up.

"My family?"

"Yes, this started with your grandfather. Now, come."

Inside the hospital . . .

Three beams of light flashed through the darkened hospital. The darkness was caused by the destruction of both the main and backup generators. From somewhere in the corridor, slow dripping sounds were heard in the distance. Piers shined his light downwards and noticed a thin trail of blood. A small distance away, a small pile of blood packs was found, almost completely drained.

"Looks like he ate his fill . . . " Mia shined her light around the walls. She stopped when the beam fell across a single sentence.

I'm waiting but not here

An arrow pointed farther down the hall. Reluctantly, the three followed it. A few minutes passed in silence until a small scuffling noise was heard ahead. In a flash, Piers trained the light and his gun at the sound. The image that appeared in front them almost caused Mia to vomit.

It was a corpse hanging on a light beam with images of gravestones drawn in blood around the body. It wasn't the image that scared them the most. It was the corpse, giving soft moans and grunts, as it tried to free itself without the use of its arms. As in, the body looked like the arms were ripped off.

A single shot was heard outside.

The graveyard . . .

A figure smiled as a pair of lights approached the gates. Looking around, Isaac looked at all the uprooted graves he dug in the past hour. Then he looked at his small army of the un dead clawing and moaning around. Before long, he grabbed the nearest zombie and held it to his right. Less than a second later, five shards of glass embedded themselves in the skeleton.

"I see your still as quick as always Robin."

"...Alex. How unpleasant to see you."

HD: Cliffhanger!

Guy: You seem to enjoy writing cliffhangers.

HD: Okay, Reviews.

raitei, glad to see your reviewing. As for Isaac, well, you'll see.

Tyrantress, not all chapters will be funny. But, I'll try my best to do so.

GoldenSunGeek, I have never heard of "Lufia." Guy is from Fire Emblem.

Kodoku, read above. Remember, Isaac is already dead.

Word from the author:

I don't know wether to use elemental classes for Isaac and the bunch or just leave it. Review your opinion.

Japanese Corner:

Today I will give you a quick lesson on the three characters used in writing Japanese. The three are hiragana, katakana, and kanji. Hiragana is used for most generic writing. Katakana is used when writing words that are deprived from a non-native word. Finally, kanji. This is used for writing major nouns, verbs, adjectives and adverbs and is derived from the Chinese alphabet. Writing some kanji is easy, while others are a real pain in the ass.

One again, REVIEW, EVEN IF YOU ALREADY HAVE!