Touch Me, Tease Me

by des moines

You're tacky and I hate you! So he says, but is that how Boy truly feels about his teacher?

"You're tacky and I hate you!"

The man's face fell. "But boy," he whispered. "I love you."

The boy was thrown off guard. "Sorry?"

"I love you," the man said, more confidently than before. "You're just too good to be true, and I can't take my eyes off of you. I just can't get you out of my head. Touch me, tease me!"

The boy blinked. Then the boy beamed. "I do not hate you anymore. The love from me to you blooms from my bosom and leaps like a dancing deer, prancing in acid rain."

"Yay! Touch me, boy!"

The boy obliged.