Hello Simply Hopeless here a.k.a Devilnblue. I do not own Saiyuki or Dragon Ball but love watching both. This is my story and I'm surprised nobody ever really tried to mesh the two into a crossover… or maybe they have and I haven't looked at it hard enough. Oh well I hope you enjoy and look forward to any comments you might have.

Chapter One

It was another of those clear, starry nights. The trees whispering softly to themselves as the wind blew under them. And under their sheltering arms stood two young individuals, huddled close to a warm campfire.

The blue hair teenage girl stood up and pulled out a small capsule before dropping it on the ground. It popped open in a puff of pink smoke and a small house appeared to the girl's satisfaction.

"I set up camp so how is dinner coming?" Blue eyes turned to the young boy who was eyeing two huge fish hungrily.

"There almost ready but I want to eat mine now," groaned the boy with wild black hair, his monkey tail thumping against the ground in his anger. The teenaged girl had tried fruitlessly to brush his wild, black hair down but it refused to stay that way.

"You had a fish just an hour ago and I bet it was still a bit pink inside, wasn't it?" the teenager asked accusingly.

"Yeah but it was still good and besides that was an hour ago," he reached out his hand slyly for the nearest fish when

"Bulma," groaned the young boy jerking his hand back and rubbed at his poor hand.

"I know you're a growing boy Goku but you can wait five more minutes.

"It seems too long." The young boy frowned and rolled his eyes. Before peering eagerly into the fire his stomach grumbling eagerly at the fishes sizzling eagerly on the sticks.

"Be patient," Bulma tried to sound soothing but it was slightly strained. He had been at this ever since he finished his first fish.

"Fine then," grumbled Goku and settled down to wait. He plucked at his pants legs before flickering eyes to the star. Then he let out a huge sigh and plucked at the grass by his side.

Bulma gritted her teeth trying to ignore the impatient noises coming from Goku. If they were in a kitchen this would be the point where Goku would be clattering pots and pans. Or playing his chopsticks across the table as if they were drumsticks.

"Go ahead," she finally sighed as she unbraided her blue locks and began to come her fingers through it before following it up with a comb.

"Yeah," Goku's eyes lit up and he reached for his stick sinking his teeth into the tender flesh. He quickly yanked off a chunk and danced the white flesh against his tongue blowing on it quickly before gulping it down.

"You should at least let it cool down or you'll burn your tongue," Bulma rolled her eyes as she continued her nightly bedtime ritual.

"No I have a system." He grinned to Bulma before tearing off another chunk until the fish was nothing more then a skeleton. He then sighed in relief and lay on the ground, his hands cupping the back of his head.

Starring at the stars he loved the comfortable silence after a good meal. Knew that she would pull out the dragon rider, again and again in the failing campfire light. Gouging out how far it would be till the next dragon ball.

"Bulma you know what I really wish for?" Goku finally ventured to break the silence after a few minutes of respite.

"What Goku?" Bulma tucked the dragon radar back into her pouch before looking at her young companion.

"I really wish to…. to you know meet someone just like me," black eyes flickered towards blue haired girl who was now attired in a long nightgown.

"What you mean like meet another boy your age?" Bulma frowned then smiled a bit. "You will but my company can't be all that bad and I'm that much older then you."

"No not that I mean someone like me. He doesn't have to have a tail like me but it would be nice to meet someone like that…" he trailed off not feeling like saying anymore.

"Goku buddha broke the mold when he made you. It can't be possible that there could be anyone like you. Impossible," she smiled.

Soft footsteps were hold before Goku felt someone kneel beside him and drag him up to a sitting position. Warm arms wrapped quickly around him and enveloped him in a hug before kissing his cheek. "Your one of a kind kiddo."

"Ah, Bulma I'm too old to be hugged or for a goodnight kiss," grumbled Goku weakly and pushed her arms away from him.

"Yeah and your too old to try to run away from taking a bath," retorted Bulma wryly before standing. "Time to go to bed Goku."

"I'll be there in a moment," Goku called out before turning his eyes to see a shooting star streaking down the sky. As soon as he was sure that Bulma was gone he ventured to speak once more.

"You up there… if you… if you could make it so that I could meet someone like me I'd be grateful. I promise I'll take a bath and stuff. And I haven't asked you for much before so please grant me my wish now," he whispered softly. He sighed and got up not really believing anyone was listening.

UP ABOVE

Somewhere up above in that place filled with billowing clouds and gracious buildings stood a very bored goddess. A goddess that spent her time deriving pleasure from looking down at the world below her. A goddess that would do anything to liven up a boring day lounging in her throne.

"It's getting boring again," mused the Merciful Goddess as she leaned her back against her throne.

"Boring as in peaceful?" her kind advisor piped up hopefully. He had a sinking feeling that the Sanzo party was in for a rude awakening.

"Boring as in boring as hell. We need to stir things up. Make things exciting again." Chrisom lips spread into a sly smile as her eyes brightened. "I know what I'll do,"

"I'm going to grant a little boy his wish that's all. You were so much," she patted her advisor's cheek. "I am after all the merciful goddess."

"O… Oh course," stuttered the old advisor sighing at being forced to be another 'yes' man.

THAT SAME NIGHT

"Don't you think the moon is beautiful tonight," the merciful goddess smiled kindly at the surprised boy as she made her presence known.

"Grandpa told me I should never look at the moon," Goku ventured out cautiously as he shuffled his feet. His eyes stood to the ground as he scolded himself for wandering from Bulma into this strange grove.

"It's just a silver circle in the sky. And besides don't you want to meet that special someone just like you?" The merciful goddess asked coyly.

"Of… of course. But why would your grant me this wish," he turned his black eyes to the goddess's lithe form. She was beautiful yes with full chrisom lips and long nails that could rip through flesh like falcon talons.

Long, silky black hair that was pulled up into a high ponytail while golden hoop earrings dangled from her ears. She was breath taking yes but Goku felt uneasy standing by this woman.

"Because you're a good boy Goku," she smiled and grabbed his chin with longer, slim fingers. "And good boys always deserve a surprise now and then," she jerked his head up to look at the sky.

Before the black haired boy could look away from the silver disk in the sky he felt himself freeze. Black orbs reflecting the moon in the sky he couldn't wrench his head away even if he wanted to. And the merciful goddess

"Surprise," she breathed in his ear before disappearing. And Goku grumbled to the ground doubled in pain. His monkey tail lashed violently back in forth as he felt himself being torn from the inside out.

A WEEK LATER, MIDNIGHT

"DAMN IT GIVE THAT BACK IT'S MINE!" screeched a brown haired boy with molten, gold eyes currently narrowed in slits.

"No it's mine now. I see and I take," Goyjo popped the dumpling into his mouth and made a big show of killing.

"I'm going to kill you, you damn kappa!" the boy launched himself at the older man. Fingers reached out for purchase on the water sprite's slender neck.

"Damn it Goku it's not that serious," sputtered Goyjo trying to wrench those small fingers from his neck.

"Then cough it up," growled Goku giving Goyjo a good shake.

"What the hell. No you damn monkey. There is no way in hell—"

"You ever wondered what your brains would look like splattered against the wall," Sanzo asked a little to calmly.

"Come on man it's your pet's fault that—"

"Maybe you didn't really hear me clearly," Sanzo pressed the barrow of his gun against Goyjo's temple. "Either you two sit down and shut up or I'll make you shut up permanently," hissed Sanzo his golden eyes flickering from Goku to Gojyo.

"Now really Sanzo you must calm down," Hakkai slowly eased Sanzo's gun from Gojyo's temple. "It's such a peaceful night and we should really enjoy the lovely moon out toni—"

A loud booming sound seemed to take over the whole town and a screeching noise was heard as something big block the moon.

"Maybe I spoke to soon," Hakkai quickly got up from his chair and turned to see more clearly.

There in the middle of the town square stood this huge monkey with beady, blood red eyes. Teeth longer then a grown man's arm, dripped with saliva as he let another roar beating his rock hard chest. His huge tail struck at a building, knocking it down with the ease of someone knocking down a house of cards.

"Well then I could always do with some exercise," the brown haired youth smiled. His golden eyes shining with anticipation as he clutched his red staff. He then tore off his red cape billowing in the air as his golden coronet gleam where it could be seen under the mass of short, brown locks.

"Goku," groaned Hakkai before him and the others quickly followed.

To be continued…