The worst end of the deal


Barbie Girl

Roy and Ed couldn't believe their luck. They JUST lost a BIG bet against Hughes, Havoc, and Hawkeye. The bet was that Roy would finish his paper work on time and not make a perverted comment, while Ed wouldn't yell when he was called Short, pipsqueak, Etc..., if they failed They would have to do anything Hughes, Havoc, and Hawkeye says. In return, Hughes couldn't show off pictures of his daughter, Havoc couldn't smoke, and Hawkeye wouldn't shoot at anyone. If they failed they'd have to do anything Roy and Ed say.

Well they failed, badly. Their punishment, they had to perform a song of the winning group's choice.

A week later:

It was after work hours. Ed was with Hawkeye and Roy was with Hughes and Havoc. There was a huge stage put up in the mess hall, where everyone was now gathering. Hughes and Havoc got finished dressing Roy up for his part, just as Hawkeye finished with Ed.

"Hiya Barbie!"

Roy said as he walked out on to the stage wearing faded blue jeans, white t-shirt, and casual shoes. He wore an embarrassed smile that twitched.

"Hi Ken!"

Edward said in a girlish prep voice. Edward had his hair put up into a curly ponytail. He smiled pink lipstick shining in the spot light. The black eyeliner brought out the gold in his eyes a bit more with the purple eye shadow on top. He was wearing a tight black shirt with fake breasts, a tight mini skirt that showed off his curves nicely and high-heeled boots that made him at least two inches taller.

"You wanna go for a ride?"

Roy said in a fake excited tone.

"Sure, Ken!"

Edward said in that preppy voice rolling his eyes as he jumped up and clapped his hands together. The audience laughed.

"Jump in!"

Roy said trying to hold back a laugh as Ed acted like a preppy High school girl.

"I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world,"

Edward sang as he swung his hips back and forth, holding the mic in his left hand. He jumped up and clapped his hands together again singing "Life in plastic, it's fantastic!" Ed flashed a toothy smile to the laughing crowd. Roy bit his bottom lip to keep from laughing and raised and eyebrow as he watched the mini skirt lift up slightly showing some of the panties Edward was wearing. "You can brush my hair, " Ed acted like he was brushing his hair, he felt like crying out of embarrassment. "Undress me everywhere!" He then acted like he was undressing.

"Imagination, life is your creation!" Ed finished smirking at Roy. Roy smirked and moved up further on to the stage. "Come on Barbie let's go party!" He sang as he wrapped an arm around Ed. " I'm a Barbie Girl, In a Barbie world," Ed sang moving away from Ed as he walked forward swinging his hips. "Life in plastic, it's fantastic," The words sang in a sarcastic tone. "You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere" He swung his body side ways in a tempting way.

Then Ed stood up straight giving them an "I'm a poor girl look". "I'm a blonde little girl in a fantasy world." He struggled on the world 'Little', but gave the teary eyed crowd a harsh smile. "Dress me up" he touched his toes and brought his hands over his thighs and around his hips. "Make it tight, I'm your dolly" He sang in a taunting girly voice. Roy gave his playboy smirk and walked up to Ed, pulling him close. "Your my doll," Roy raised an eyebrow and smirked. "Rock'n'roll, Hanky panky " He sang as he neared Ed's blushing face, Roy noticed that Ed also had mascara on.

Edward raised a thin brow and then knew what Roy was doing. Smirking he sang, "You can touch, you can play." He wiggled his fake chest teasingly to Roy. "If you say: "I'm always yours", oohhh wow"

Walking back and forth, swaying his hips as he walked, acting the parts as he sang in a preppy voice. " I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world! Life in plastic it's Fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere!" He lifted his arms up sarcastically swinging them, "Imagination! Life is your creation!"

Roy slapped Ed's ass, causing his eyes to widen and his cheeks to blush lightly. "Come on Barbie, Let's go party!"

"Ah ah ah Yeah" Ed let out as he backed away from Roy.

"Come on Barbie let's go party!" Roy sang smirked and raising his brows and winking at Ed.

"Ohh wow ohh wow"

"Come ON Barbie! Let's go party!"

"Ah ah ah Yeah" Ed squeaked as Roy grabbed his ass.

"Come on! Barbie! Let's go party!" Roy grabbed Ed and swung him around.

"Ohh wow ohh wow."

Edward walked away, and pushed at the same time. "Make me walk, make me talk, " He looked side ways at Roy. "Do whatever you please" Ed squeaked as Roy kissed his cheek. "I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees" Ed sang, kneeling down. "Come jump in" Roy sang as he lifted Ed up. "Be my friend" And then in a VERY suggestive tone. "Let us do it again." Roy got slapped lightly and smirked. "Hit the town, FOOL around, Let's go party!" Edward moved away from Roy shaking his ass at Roy. "You can Touch, You can play" And Roy went to touch, Ed moved away. "If you say: "I'm always yours"

Walking towards Roy teasingly, "You can touch, you can play" Ed batted his eyes at Roy. "If you say: "I'm Always Yours"

"Come on, Barbie. Let's go PLAY" Roy sang winking.

"Ah ah ah Yeah"

"Come on, Barbie. Smirk Let's go play"

"Oooh wow glare Oooh wow"

Come on, Barbie, Let's go party" Roy sang as he wraps his arm once more around Ed's waist.

"Ah ah ah yeah"

"Come On Barbie, Let's go party."

"Ohh wow ohhh wow"

Someone yelled from the audience. "GO ROY! YOU GET HIM!"

Edward blushed. "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world"

"Life in plastic, it's fantastic"

Edward sarcastically clapped his hands.

"You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere"

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"Imagination, life is your creation!"

Edward blushed as Roy wiggled his eyebrows at Ed.

"I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, Life is your creation!" Edward smirked.

And then said "OH! I'm having so MUCH fun!"

Roy smirked. "Well Barbie, We're just getting started"

Ed finished with a blush. " Oh! I love you ken."

The audience laughed and clapped. Hughes and Hawkeye smirked, while Havoc laughed his ass off. Ed glared at the blonde officer. "I am so killing you after I get out of theses damned high heels!"

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Disclaimer: I do not own FMA or The song Barbie girl.