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Ex-Girlfriend
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend (whoaa)
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
Edward glared that the new couple that stood in the parking lot of Central's headquarters. He knew it was going to happen one day. After all, Roy Mustang was known for his womanizing ways. Edward wanted to kill the girl next to the perverted Colonel, but didn't want to ruin the surprise of him showing up early, and continued to walk into the building. Of course, Roy didn't know that Edward knew of Roy's new girlfriend, or bimbo.
Roy smirked cocky as he entered the building, excited that he was going to see his boy toy later today. Roy was shocked to see Edward sitting on his couch, arms folded and legs crossed, with a look that could kill.
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them
And you know it makes me sick to be on that list
But I shoulda thought of that before we kissed
Edward smirked at Roy's trapped and caught look on his face. Edward had every intention of killing Roy, but he knew better. Well after knowing for six months of being cheated on Ed found that Roy's furniture at his house was quite a good way to get rid of the hatred of being cheated on, by bimbos who just wanted him for sex, and no less. Edward stood up and walked over to Roy. "Don't worry I knew about her for months." Edward said as he circled Roy. "It makes me sick to think that I'm just another name on that long list, Roy." Edward sighed and looked at him in the eye. "I should have thought about that earlier. Before we kissed. " Ed said giving Roy a small kiss before pushing him on the couch.
You say you're gonna burn before you're mellow
I'll be the one to burn you
Why'd ya have to go and pick me
When you knew that we were different
Completely
"I always knew I'd end up that list. Always." Edward said glaring down at the man on the couch as he locked the door. I'll be the one to burn you. Roy Mustang. "I don't understand why you went and picked me." Ed walked over to the shocked Colonel. "We're so different, Roy." Roy opened his mouth to make a comment. "Completely different. That's how I knew, I'd just be another Ex-girl on that list in that shelf." Edward clapped his hands together and had the couch fasten straps around Roy's ankles and wrists. "Ed! Please listen! They're nothing to me!" Ed gagged Roy.
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend (whoa)
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend (whoa)
I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them (whoa)
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
And I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
But I shoulda thought of that before we kissed
Edward grinned evilly at the helpless colonel. "I'm leaving you tonight, Roy. I don't wanna be just another Ex-girlfriend. I do hope I'll hold a special place with the rest of the list." Edward smirked as at how he was keeping calm. He really wanted to jump the bastard and punch him senseless. "Like you always say Roy. You shouldn't play with fire, it can burn you." Edward transmuted his right arm into his favorite blade and slowly cut the front of Roy's shirt off. "Know what, I should have thought of all of your womanizing ways before I kissed you. After all you are nothing but a Bastard of a Colonel."
Your wildness scares me so does your freedom
See I can't stand the restrictions
I found myself trying to change you
If you were meant to be my lover I wouldn't have to
And I feel so mean
I feel in-between
Cause I'm about to
Give you away
"Know what scares me Roy?" Roy shook his head; his eyes widened looking at the blade of automail and turned his head slightly looking at his gloves that lay on the floor. He turned his eyes back to the angry golden eyes. "Your wildness and your freedom. You couldn't stand those restrictions. " Ed knew he was trying to change Roy this way. "I wouldn't have to do this if you were meant to be my lover." Ed said and then kissed Roy's cheek. Edward felt like he wanted to hurt someone. "I feel this way. Cause I'm going to give you away, Roy." Roy wanted to scream at the cruel and unusual torture Ed was putting him through. Edward slapped Roy with his left (human) hand. "Why?" Edward questioned the shock and stunned eyes.
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend (For someone else to take)
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend (You're making a mistake)
I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them (All the time we wasted)
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girl...friend
"You always knew that if you did make this mistake I'd want revenge. I was planning it. Over those long lonely months. You do know your making a mistake." Edward said and looked at the clock. "Look at all the time we wasted. " Edward slapped Roy again and then kissed the bruised cheek. His right arm, back to it's normal form, wondering down Roy's side. Roy was starting to doubt Ed's sanity, and felt something pull at the strings of his heart. He knew he was losing Ed to a mistake. Edward left a small bite mark on the man's chest right at his heart. Roy felt his pants tighten as Ed touched him.
And I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
But I shoulda thought of that before we kissed
And I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
But I shoulda thought of that before we kissed
I'm about to give you away
For someone else to take
I'm about to give you away
For someone else to take
"I should have NEVER kissed someone like you, Roy." Edward said in a dangerous voice. "You chase the skirts of fan girls for the hell of it. Even when YOU knew I was not just 10 feet away from you." Edward was starting to get pissed at the thought of the blonde tall girls who wore mini skirts just to flirt with Roy. Roy flirting with them, KNOWING he had a loyal boyfriend back at home for him. Someone else can take him now. Edward put on his coat and then looked at the tied up colonel.
You repeated mistakes for souvenirs
We've been in-between the days for years
I believed it when I said you were going to die
Now I'm gonna watch you and you know why
Its gonna kill me to see you with the next girl
Cause I'm almost awfully so jealous cause the next girl
But I shoulda thought of that before we kissed
"I really don't understand why you repeat these mistakes for souvenir blondes, who just want a piece of your sorry ass." Edward said and he straightened the room, just leaving a very horny and very pissed Colonel on the couch. "I'll just be jealous at the next girl. I really should have thought of that before we kissed." Ed said, unlocking the door and left the office, leaving Roy strapped to the couch, gagged. Edward walked down the hall and stopped at Riza's desk. "Roy said he wanted to see you." Ed said sweetly to the serious blonde who he knew would finish off his revenge. He smiled at the sounds of gunshots coming from the office as he left the Headquarters' building heading towards the dorm room he shared with his younger brother.
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend (whoa)
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend (whoa)
I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
And I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
But I shoulda thought of that before we kissed
I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
But I shoulda thought of that before we kissed