Blah: Nonsense Collector
Disclaimer: I don't own it...
We can get on sugar highs and go insane. We could also try drowning, you real, me trying, and then screaming when there are already no more voices in our voice boxes. Another way to spend your lifeless time during your bored-day is to TAKE OVER THE WORLD, YOU AND ME! (Wait...Hao already did that. Ah well. :Shoves Hao off the throne:) We shall go on every ride in the world, switch the rich with the poor (which will be switched over and over again because when the rich becomes poor, they will have to switch again), and chat on msn at 4:00 a.m. with everyone watching. But that everyone does nothing about it because they have no power.
In a not-so-conclusion-ish conclusion, you can see that life is totally pointless. I mean, if you switch a world ruler with a stationary ruler, no one will notice! Just look at how the people are like in anime (Ren:Twitch, twitch:)! The looks and the hair styles has GOT to mess a person up (Ren:Kills:). While baking, you can try a recipe that makes no sense, but does referring to the point that life also makes no sense. Now, observe my chocolate chip cookie recipe…
First, go to your garden and smash up some flowers. Pour that into a bowl. Grab a can of soda from the fridge and mix that up in the bowl with some eggs, along with chips covered in chocolate. Stir that up and place it on a cookie plate. Set the oven to the highest degree and slide the mixture into there. Leave it there for ten thousand years and be amazed at how the oven didn't blow up. Also be surprised at how you are still alive. And there you have it. Over-baked chocolate chip cookies that are now burned into ashes.
Now you shall wave as the curtains roam over the stage, which are the pieces of papers you are holding in your very hands. You will read: good bye, as I say:
THIS HAS BEEN A "WeIrDo" PRESENTS MOMENT. JOIN ME NEXT TIME AS YOU GET THROWN INTO A MENTAL HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF YOU FUTURE BRAIN DAMAGE. THANK YOU IF YOU BELIEVE THAT I AM NO MORE SANE AFTER WRITING THIS. HAVE FUN. ENJOY YOUR TIME GOING CRAZY!
Boredly,
Duhs
Aww! Isn't that so nice of the "DUH" family? Well, Please R and R!