Blah: Nonsense Collector

Note: If the story doesn't flow properly, don't sue me, because it's not supposed to. Or is it? OO Anyways, brain cells shall be damaged and killed in a slow and painful death after reading each chapter.

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Please ignore me.

Warnings: Dangerous Food-killer Ren alert! I hope Ren fans aren't disappointed…cause they might be…PLEASE DON'T BE!

Disclaimer: DO I HAVE TO TYPE THIS THING? FINE! Shaman king is not mine.

Ren signed. It had been a long day of milk drinking, and guess what? NO ONE has congratulated him yet! It didn't come to his mind that it was because he hadn't told anyone. Maybe he didn't actually need the letter to kill his brain cells…:Ahem: Forget that.

Ren panicked around the whole town in 5 seconds, due the very much calcium he got. He panicked for one more second, until…A giant cheese ball fell from the sky and Ren ate it. And no, my dear readers, I am not joking around. I won't say "Kidding!" in the next sentence.

Kidding!

Opposite.

"OMG! LIKE, IT'S A LETTER!" Ren squealed, after chomping up the cheese ball. The moment he opened the letter, he tore it and ate it. Suddenly, another cheese ball fell from the sky. Inside, was another letter. Ren devoured it again. After a hundred decimal 1437852497345173525 letters later, Ren was too full to eat anymore, so, he did the next best thing: He licked it. "Mmm…lead…"

Ren: WHAT THE MILKS? I'M NOT STUPID! Give me one reasonable…reason of why I should be that way!

Me: I'm typing this. Duh.

Ren: SOOOO?

Me: Your brain cells died.

Ren:COVER YOUR EYES HERE: I ONLY SAID THAT I WANT ICE CREAM!

Me: Toooooo bad. Now I shall continue ruin your life. I MEAN! Now I will continue making you the main character of this chapter so that you can have your shame shown to the world. FAME. Yes, I said fame.

…S.T.A.R.T.O.V.E.R…

Ren opened the door. "HIIII! DON'T DO ANYTHING TO THIS LETTER OR ELSE I'LL SEND FANGIRLS AFTER YOU! BYE!" A random guy XDed. Ren rolled his eyes. "I'm not scared of fangirls." And sadly, that is true. The bell rang again. "HIIIIII! Again. IF YOU DON'T READ THE LETTER, I'LL KILL ALL MILK! Hey, that rhymed! YAY!" And off the random dude went. If you actually put spy cameras in Ren's house, then you'd see that he was rocking back and fourth, eyes wide, hair weird. Oh wait. It was always weird.

Ren opened the letter. He was about to eat it, when he remembered that all milk will die. And if milk is gone, he would not need the letter to give him a literal brain wash. So, Ren read it.

After scanning the pages over, he did the happy dance. He then died of brain cell loss. I meant, happiness.

Then, Pilika (Spelling?) came along. When she saw the dead Ren on the ground, she cried. And cried. And cried. AND. Okay. "NOOOOOOOO! REN! OH NO RENNN! DON'T LEAVE ME!" She turned around and saw…a KRABBY PATTY (spelling?)! She gasped. "Oooooh…" And off she went. Despite that fact that he was supposed to be dead now, he jumped up and decided to save the world.

Ren: DUN DUN DUN:Looks around: DUN DUN DUN :Sees Hao:

Hao: NOOOO! Where's my hair gel! I SHALL KILL WHOEVER TOOK IT:Thinks: Oh wait. I rule the world. :Grabs a microphone out of mid-air: YOOO! I want a sidekick for positively no reason:Thinks: Wasn't about to make everyone drown themselves in peanut butter:Shrugs: Oh well.

Ren: Hey, cool:Thinks: Maybe I should be his sidekick! It's better then having super low fashion sense. :Looks at …: I shall consider dropping my overly-dramatic heroic act and become… :Erases the "S" on his shirt to become an "E": A VILLAN! BWAHAHAHAHAHA :Choke:

Hao: NOOOOOOO! MY SIDEKICK! NO:Shrugs: Oh well.

And there you have it. This totally messed up chapter of Ren's reaction. Honestly, I think that this chapter has completely nothing to do with it. Ah well.

Next Chapter:

Hao: I feel weird.

Ren: Of course you do. It's only normal that you feel weird, because that is actually when you feel normal. Because it isn't normal to feel normal, it is only normal to feel weird. So when you feel weird, it is actually that you feel very normal. However, if you feel normal, that's when you really feel weird.

Hao:Nods: I agree.

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