Blah:
Nonsense collector
Alright! Who's a lazy bum? ME!
No, if you were thinking, I am not proud of it. XX Blah. I just LOVE
this word! (Fangirl squeal) … (cough) You can ignore me
now…
Hao: I feel weird.
Ren: Of course you do. It's only normal that you feel weird, because that is actually when you feel normal. Because it isn't normal to feel normal, it is only normal to feel weird. So when you feel weird, it is actually that you feel very normal. However, if you feel normal, that's when you really feel weird.
Hao: (Nods) I agree.
Ren: (Nods proudly)
Hao: …OH MY GOD REN REN REN (etc)
Ren: Yes?
Hao: REN REN REN REN (etc)
Ren: What? (Pointy hair on the loose now…)
Hao: REN REN REN REN REN REN-
Ren: WHAT!
Hao: Okay, Ren?
Ren: (Is dying…again) What!
Hao: You were making too much sense….
Ren: (GASP)
Author: (GASP) Oopes… (Disappears by diving into a marshmallow)
Ren: (GASP)
Hao: …
Ren: …
Hao: …
Ren: …
Hao: …This is getting way too repetitive.
Ren: Yes, it is. (Completely off…err…topic?) Had you noticed that we are the only ones in this story?
Hao: Why, yes. You know what? This is a great sign of appreciation and GLORY!
Author: (Offstage) What? There was a stage? Anyways… (Camera still stays on her) … WHAT! I had a camera?
Hao: (Does his happy dance)
Author: He really has no idea that I'm putting them in this story to torture them, does he? (Random marshmallow peeps shakes their heads)
Ren: (Nods) Yes. However, this does not change the fact that this story is BLAH, right?
Hao: (Nods)
Ren: Do you want to stay here?
Hao: (Nods)
Ren: This is getting boring.
Hao: (Nods)
Ren: STOP NODDING! WHAT! Is you head merely attached to a spring!
Hao: (Nods)
Ren: …
Hao: (Nods)
Ren: …this isn't funny anymore. Do you know what we can do?
Hao: (Nods)
Ren: YOU DO?
Hao: (Nods)
Ren: Nevermind, you don't.
Hao: (Nods)
Ren: Anyways…WE CAN GO TO MARS!
Hao: (Nods)
Ren: ALRIGHT! Now, all we need to do is attach a Popsicle Stick to an elephant, so we can fly, miracle-ly breathing in space.
Hao: (Nods)
Ren: (Does above…not the nodding) Blah.
Hao: (Nods)
Ren: Actually, let's just eat doughnuts.
Hao: (Nods)
And….That's the end. Yup.
…
What! You were actually smart enough to notice that the scroll bar still has 241035435340135536511.3684658735071 millimeters left until the bottom of the page? Well, GASP! Had all the reading of my chapters not erased most of your brain cells?
…
Yes…this means that it was a false beginning. (Tomatoes are thrown at her) Yes, I know that you are so happy for now that I've wasted a part of your life and your brain cells.
Now, the REAL start…
Asakihe presents…
An Asakihe production…
An Asakihe fanfiction…
With auto Asakihe brain torture…
Actors: Missing
Stuff: Missing
Other Stuff: Missing
Weirdness: Missing
Background Music: …
(Does happy dance) I have just wasted more of your life. I feel so happy now. Anyways…
Asakihe ACTUALLY presents…
An Asakihe production…For real this time!
An Asakihe fanfiction…
With auto Asakihe brain torture…
And…START!
Hao's Reaction
Hao: (Drops letter) Oh my god… (GASP) This reminds me of….ZEKE! AHHH! MY MIND! IT'S MELTING!
Random interviewers: (Pops out of nowhere) So, ZEKE, how do you like your dubbed name?
Hao: XX It sucks more then you.
Random interviewers: There's so much of us. Which one are you talking about?
Hao: You.
Random interviewers: …
Hao: THAT'S IT! I'm going to buy evil pancakes!
Ren: (pops out of no where) Dear readers, thank you for actually (wasting your time to) read this fanfiction. The author appreciates how you sacrifice your brain cells for her.
Hao: Of course, that is, if they even had any to being with.
Ren: Hao, that's mean. Not that I care.
Hao: Neither do I. Would you like to go for a sip of tea?
Ren: Yes, I would.
(They leave)
XD I know what you're thinking right now...that this chapter had completely nothing to do with Hao's reaction. BUT! That, my dear readers, is the exact reason why I named it that. Does it make any sense? No?
I thought so.
R AND R PLEASE! I BEG YOU!