Shattered Dreams
By melaniemelmelgirl
Disclaimer: Screw it. (srry, I'm not in a good mood right now((mood changed like 1000 times throughout the week in which I wrote this))...)
Author's note: I appologize greatly for not being so good with updates, bleh. I haven't been having the best time lately, too much stress....but ohz well. I'm not going to give up on this story, so don't worry. And, I still love to write. I just might not update so often any more...even as it is, I should be studying right now...German finals are coming up soon, but oh well. I hope you enjoy this chapter, and now some review replies:
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HOLY CRAP!!!! -I just realized that the character names listed in the first chapter were changed to different ones...Yeesh I forget so easily...well no one seems to have noticed...hehehe....k enjoy...(DO YA KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO THINK UP OF HUMEROUS PLOTS AND STORIES HUH?!! !!! yah...) Um I had to reread the story cuz I didn't remember what it was about -- yah I'm retarded...and tired, I have been sleeping the past 19 hours due to the fact I didn't sleep on Friday cuz I had an all night back-to-back-to-back private showing of the lord of the rings trilogy at my local theatre as a sort of cast party for being in a haunted house for Halloween with a bunch of pple...yah, fun but long (the movies were the EXPANED, UNCUT versions...). And I drank a total of 88 ounces of mountain dew...O.O I got massive heartburn and saw a green tint to everything and I was quite jittery... And I peed like 20 times or something like that...when I got home at 11 am yesterday all I did was go to sleep...and I woke up an hour ago. 22 full hours of sleep...and ya'll probably are tired of hearing me go on (I've been writing this chapter ALL WEEK) so I'll shaddup...enjoy?
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Sakura sighed heavily as she held her head in pain, wincing.
Ulp.
Who knew that 88 ounces of Mountain Dew, mixed with 7 apple and cherry pies, 3 large ice cream cones, 4 Big Macs, 3 large fries, 61 little paper thingies of catsup, and a salad shaker would make you so.....jittery?
Or, cause everything you see have a greenish tint to it?
Or, make your eyebrows itch?
Or, make you pee 22 times before puking all of your mind, body, and soul up?
Sakura didn't know that.
Which is why she felt like she was dying a slow, excruciatingly painful death over an extended period of time right now...
Oh god...
She was such an idiot.
-flashback-
But...
Even though she had fun at the time, shoving her cheeks and stomach with as much food as McDonalds and her allowance would possibly allow her to and had reached the maximum stomach storage holding capacity and even exceed it causing her to barf her mind, body, and soul up, she had a TON of fun.
Hehe...
She had made out so much with Syaoran, her cheek, lips, and tongue had massive blood blisters on them...
Ouch.
It was indeed quite painful, yesiree bob quite painful...
But, she had fun.
She also had a major role to an even more major play to her name...
And had partied heartily with her friends in that little red vinyl boot at McDonalds yesterday...
But...
When Tomoyo and Eriol started to make out and clothing started to come off, this is where she had to put her foot down....
And.....
When Chiharu and Yamakazi started to draw each other's blood linking them to eternal togetherness, admitting their carefree bonded passion and loving angst to the world that made them one and whole now and forever....well...
Sakura knew that the party was over, that all that sugar was getting to their brains, so she jumped on the table, YELLING and FORCING everyone to leave...
Which had caused more than a few groans and protests from her fellow friends, especially Meilin and her new "friend" Ryan Minoko who was using his tongue apparently to "get that durn french fry that she's choking on" out of her esophagus...right...
So, the other three couples scampered up, up, up and away, and Sakura went over to murder Naoko and Rika who were shamelessly flirting with the cashier boy, trying to get free soft serve and french fries...
Let's see what they're up too...
Naoko: Hey there, ...uh....(looks at cashier boy's name tag)...Yuuhi..ya YUUHI...can my friend here and I get some "french fries" from ya? HUH???!?!? Whadya say, humchikennys? You are lookin' MiGHTyIE yummie on this here fine evening...C'MON, free food ya'll??!! HneneHeNehehe.... -hiccup- (all is said in a crappy weird, fake french accent, she's slurring over herself and tripping everywhere. Are they drunk? Hehe, YOU WILL FIND OUT!!! :D)
Rika: YAAAH, what my good ol' BUDDY here said...hehehehee -belllllchhhh- -goes and starts to lick the walls randomly. "Yum, these taste good, whatdya put on these durn here wall thingies nyhow??!!?!!" -giggles, starts to roll on the floor laffin-.
"Oh. My. God. This IS disgusting..." Sakura said out loud to Syaoran, who she had recruited to help her pull the over-hormoned adolescent teenage friends of theirs out of the dark side.
"TOTALLY agreed", Syaoran said.
The two looked at each other with complete determination, took a deep breath, flexed their muscles, and walked over to the little red vinyl booth in which three oversexed couples were....making out, at the ABSOLUTE LEAST.
"OKAY YA'LL PARTY'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura screamed, attempting to pull apart Eriol and Tomoyo, who seemed to be magnetically attracted to on another at the lips and arm areas, but alas, failed horrifically at it. She grabbed Syaoran, who had just pulled apart Chiharu and Takeshi, after knocking Takeshi unconscious and calling Chiharu's mom to pick her up.
In the mean time, he had Chiharu chained to a wall. Takeshi was thrown over Syaoran's shoulder in a more, well, BRUTAL manner...
He opened the door to McDonalds, and kicked him about halfway down the block to the local hospital, where he would be send to the ER to be treated for concussion and lack of oxygen due to all the making and loss of blood due to the blood bonding bonds of Chiharu and from all those hickies, where he would be later diagnosed with major mono...a sad, sad story, and not pretty...
Syaoran then walked over to Eriol and Tomoyo.
"Okay Sakura, 1........2......3......GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted to Sakura, and started to pull apart the unaware half-naked couple.
Sakura got some mountain dew and poured it on the two where the sugar chemically de-activated the magnetic bond between their lips and separated the two apart.
After the two were apart, Syaoran and Sakura knocked the love birds unconscious and put the proper cloths back in the proper order on the two, where they then would be brought home unconscious, courtesy of Tomoyo's wonderful bodyguards.
Sakura and Syaoran were now exhausted, with buckets of sweat pouring down their faces, but they still had Meilin and Ryan to tear apart.
They re-fueled by drinking one 44 ounce, extra large mountain dew each (hence the whole mountain dew affectedness), and eating a bathtub full of soft serve wonderfulness.
(By the way, this is ENTIRELY out of place, but...I base this story entirely on dreams I have. Yes. DREAMS I HAVE. Of course, there are different people in the dreams, and I have a lot of Inuyasha dreams, and I make stuff up, but...most of this plot was created off of random dreams I have at night and random things I think up of on the spot. I have really no idea where the plot is going on this story, but whatever. Back to the chappie).
Okay, they were now ready to take on the Third and Final Oversexed Couple...er...hookup? Neither of the two were sure if Ryan Minoko and Meilin were actually a COUPLE...but, well, all's well. They were oversexed just the same, right? Right, I think...
They were easier to pull apart, but Meilin was RATHER pissed off (as you can tell from the hospital record afterwards when Syaoran was admitted along with Takeshi due to a broken nose with permanent fist mark incantations engraved in his face due to Meilin's aggressive hyper/drunk pissed-offness.
Minoko just sort of...scampered away. (btw, Ryan Minoko was created by lass, or laura savy, I'm just using her in my story cuz he's kewel..and cuz I say so...)
-end of flashback-
In conclusion, all ten, yes, TEN of them were forever banned from McDonalds in Tomoeda, including Ryan Minoko, the "new guy" in the bunch (apparently, anyhow...-sweatdrop-).
And Sakura had a killer headache.
Oh well, she'd better get some rest before tomorrow's first "Shattered Dreams" rehearsal, as she did not want to get in trouble for not being able to function...
Goodnight, all.
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Okay, yeesh. I re-read this chapter, and got scared. REALLY SCARED. My own mind scares me...so do my dreams. WHERE DO I COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?!?!?? Yeesh, I really scare myself...lol. Latez!!! O.O Luve, melaniemelmelgirl