FPM: ...oh...my...god.
Cell: ...?
FPM: ...n/m. i read my reviews (yeay! i have some!...lol, i had to send myself one...or two...shut up.) ...fyi (not talking to anyone in particular), this is an 'intro', not the story...
17: muahaha! that's what YOU think...(-grins evily-)
FPM: o.O...you still don't have your frickin' clothes on...
17: no comment
FPM: WHAT?!?! YOU can't write 'no comment' when you're supposed to commen-...okay, nevermind. OH! i had the COOLest dream the other night!! okay, so i'm on a boat...a big one. then i'm in a small row-boat. a sumo wrestler gets in his 'pose', screams "FOO-YAHHHHHHHHHH!!"and then chucks me overboard a big ship. i climb up a magical rope that appears out of thin air onto the ship, turn into a guy, and for the rest of the dream, all i can say is 'Walla-Walla."
18: o.O- wallawalla?
FPM: wallawalla.
17: (-cries-) omg that's worse than me...
Cell: (-standing off to the side, pitying the world-)
FPM: ...i'm seriously not making this up.
18: ah-ah-ah! denial is the first stage!
FPM: o.O towards What?!, may i ask?
18: no comment
FPM: yeah. ...so that's what i wanted to tell you.
Cell: no comment
FPM: -.- ...okaaaaaaay...
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Cell was delaying the inevitable.
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FPM: ho-ho-ho, i just had to-
Cell: no you didn't. that didn't have to be written. what am i delaying, any ways?
FPM: the inevitable!!
Cell: whatever...screw-loose.
FPM: -.- you didn't let me finish! (-pounds Cell with a tofu stick-)
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Obviously, in fact.
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18: ...o.O!!!
FPM: you know what? this is shaping out to be a PRETTY crappy story. but, since this is two lines, and 'two-liner's are not allowed, i'll-
17:pretty pretty pretty pink pony...
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So obvious, it even bothered him.
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FPM: muahahaha!! now i am free!
17:...ah, that little sentence brings back so many happy memories...(flashback of 17 running nude into cell's head) ...um, maybe not.
FPM:...another. just incase...
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It also bothered the inhabitants of his head.
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FPM: kay. done.
Cell: WHAT?!?!?! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT THERE!!! THAT ISN'T EVEN A SMALL CHAPTER!!
FPM:...well, it's been made into one, so there. (-sticks out tongue. cell cries-)
18: wow. ...why was it cut it short?
FPM: well, nobody really cares about the story...(or really reading it, for that matter), so why should it really matter?
Cell: ...don't i matter? (-sniff-)
18: in your dreams.
(-cell and 18 engage in fight-)
FPM: ...wow. life's dandy, ain't it?
17: hmm? (-looks up-) sure. you mean no pressures from readers b/c none of them like your story enough to read it? the fact you can do w/e w/ this story b/c nobody but us are really paying attention to the fact you're here? yeah, sure...i guess...
FPM: ...
(-fpm cries...-)
FPM: nobody likes me, everynody hates me...guess i'll go eat worms. short ones, fat ones, itty-bitty squirmy ones, ahli-ahdle-doodle-and-uh-swure. bite their heads off, cut their guts out, throw their skins away. nobody knows how happy we can be, eating worms three times a day!...SAY! maybe if i review somebody else, they'll review me!!
Cell: nope. just what happened. person didn't like same category. ...personally i don't think i really look good with neon colors...
FPM: ...what?
Cell: i'm in lemons? remember? read reviews lately?...what are 'lemons'?
FPM: oh, right. huh. ...Cell, lemons are ... what they are.
Cell: sour foods that make people really un-attractive when they eat them?
FPM: well...
17: here. read this. (-shoves paper in cell's hands-)
Cell: ...? (-reads-) (-horrified-) (-leaves to restroom to throw up-)
FPM: Yeeeeeaaaa-uhp. life's story.
17/18: (-burst out laughing-)
FPM: (-fact life has something to do with lemons smacks fpm's head-)...!!-not what i meant...
(ps: whahaha! did you notice i had fun italisizing and bolding things? good fun, i say