AUTHORS' NOTE: We don't own Final Fantasy Seven… If we did, we'd have made two Sephiroths so we wouldn't have to fight over him.
Aeris, flower girl,
Stabbed through gut by Sephiroth
Tifa wins Cloud's heart
Hi there, I'm Yuffie!
I'll steal your materia—
Forget I said that.
The Turks are big jerks
Reno blew up the tower
People squash like bugs