FPM: …respond to reviews? Isn't that, like…interactive? …and this story's already been deleted once because of that…
Cell: I guess it means we should talk about the reviews—
FPM: Okay! (-puts librarian glasses on miniature nose-) first one: …8/10? That's IT! …Oh well, I get worse on my Math tests…ooh, speaking of which, I should probably study for-
17: Indeed. Allow me to carry-on from here (-takes FPM's glasses-) (-FPM slaps 17 with another tofu stick-)
Cell: Ninnies, I'll do it. Okay…number two: …Ciao! …ooh, I like Spanish.
FPM: It's FRENCH!
Patrick: no, it's Italian.
17: …Who the Heck are you?
Patrick: …I'm FPM's Italian boyfriend who is allergic to salt.
17: (-snort-)
FPM: AHEM. Anyways-
Patrick: I like tofu.
FPM: o.o
17: Don't we all?
Cell: Number Two-
FPM: IF ANYTHING, DO YOUR BUISNESS IN THE BATHROOM!
Cell: …o.o…anyways, …we'll go to number three: ..mayhem. I like mayhem. …I AM mayhem…I LIVE mayhem…I-
FPM: ARE, so stop, and give me back my glasses! (-gets glasses back, 17 cries-) anywhos, fours: This fic is awesome! Maybe Cell falls in love, and the girl likes him back... Goku: Now's my chance! I'll kill Cell while he is being in love with th girl! And 17 and 18 yell at Cell inside his head and that is the end. Or just continue it however you want, cause you could probably come up w/ something better...OOH! I LIKE THAT ONE :)
Cell: (-snort-)
FPM: …three snorts. That's all good fun till somebody snorts their nose off.
18: What the Heck?
17: …Wait, being in love or making-
FPM: HOLD THE PRESSES!
17: o.o
FPM: Five: …Six:…
Cell: That was rather rude.
FPM: what?
Cell:…you just skipped two reviews.
FPM: …I reviewed myself, genius.
Cell: o.o
17: seven: …what is euro pop?
FPM/18/Cell: (-shrug-)
FPM: …PATTY DIDN'T SHRUG!
Patrick: No, I'm too cool to shrug. I play bass guitar instead. …I like tofu.
FPM:…
Cell: eight: …Lordy. I gotta go. I'm not writing a novel here. …Right. No novel in that review, my arse.
FPM: a very pretty one at that.
Cel: o.o
Patrick: …I have to break up with you because I have found a new love, and that love…is tofu.
FPM: …
Patrick: and so, with a solemn heart, I say "goodbye", I say to you, "goodbye"…
Cell: ..For an AC-DC fan, he sure is weird.
FPM: …WELL I LIKE PIZZA, SO THERE!
18: …nine…Oh, FPM, listen to this one: You Kinda Interupt The Story To Much, But Other Than That It's Alright. …
17: …What's with the Caps? I-
FPM: I SO DO NOT INTERRUP-….okay, maybe I do…OOH! I like this one: Cute Cell in a tux i've seen him in one very handsome.
Cell: (-mortified-) …Whut?
FPM: ..cute cell in a tux i've seen him in one very handsome. …Whoa, that's a mouthful. …I LIKE!
17: ten: …Christmas sux…
FPM: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT? I GOT A YODA DOLL ON CHRIST-MASS!
Cell: …yoda?...
FPM: 'leven: fun fun fun fun fun! I just love this fic... Keep updating …Oooh, that makes me feel swell. :)
Cell: twelve: I do love your writing, this is original, and totally funky.
FPM:) well, I have to keep to my name somehow, correct?...and to Reviewer Thirteen (Ginny-Hates-Them...sorry if you're really not 'r.13', i just can't count), this chapter is dedicated.
Cell: …That's kind of sad, seeing that this isn't really a story yet.
Patrick: My guitar broke.
FPM: tear, so sad.
Cell: ..?..
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Cell woke suddenly with a painful ache in his shoulders and neck. What woke him was the ringing and pounding headache that tormented his head, but he dismissed that peculiar ache when his eyes opened and focused on a female sitting in font of him, her face a breathed away from his face.
"Mornin'," Crystal then giggled incoherently, smiling as she did so.
Cell replied with a light grumble as he sat up, holding his hand to his head. Crystal took note of this and asked, "Are you okay?"
Cell shrugged; for being the world's strongest player, he sure did have quite a tendency for getting hurt. Crystal pouted.
"Tell me more. Like…how's it feel?"
Cell was about to shrug dismissively again when he caught Crystal's look. He sighed. "…It's like a midget troll jumped in through my ear and is having a rampage with his sledge-hammer…That's the best I can describe it."
Crystal nodded with certain understanding and graced his cheek with a light kiss. Pulling back, she smiled child-like at his responding blush.
"You Lama."
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Goku was in the kitchen with a crisp, white apron on and a large, puffy chef's hat placed atop his spiky black hair. He was pounding away at a gooey mixture that appeared to be some-sort of deranged pancake batter…
"Hey, Goku!"
Goku jumped at Crystal's voice—she was scaring everyone today.
"..Oh, hi, Crystal…" His eyes trailed over her—for falling asleep under the stars after passing out because of flying and then vomiting, she did have quite a wonderful aura. …It just made people want to like her…as Goku did…
Goku's eyes then drifted over to a droopy shadow that immerged into the kitchen light—it was Cell. Goku pouted and suddenly found a new interest in the cook-book.
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FPM: lol, I read the last chapter and it reminded me something that would be a soap.
Cell: …Ah, yes, the human term for a show dealing with every-day matters put together in a single show known to man as "soap".
FPM: o.o
17: I like soaps. And spongebob. We all like spongebob.
FPM: oh, Wups, …I don't own anything, except my story, my ideas, Crystal…
Cell: I AM FREE! Wah-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
FPM: no, not entirely—ever heard of 'Funimation'?
Cell: …They cut Vegeta's hair in GT and it bothers me.
17: How do you manage to bring Vegeta into the conversation all of the time?
Cell: …I'M NOT THE GAY ONE! THAT'S YOUR JOB, NOT MINE!
FPM: o.O…
Cell: Ahem…oh, wasn't there this guy that believe SpongeBob promoted homosexuality? …As well as the purple telletubbie?
18: (-snort-)
FPM: we learned about that in religion—The Church's belief on Homosexuality. Wanna hear it?
Cell: I personally don't, but I'm not sure about 17…
17: (-glare-)
FPM: OKAY :) So, the Church believes homosexuality is okay as long as no sexual acts are…lemme think of the word…done. As long as no sexual acts…are done. This is because the Church believes sexual acts need to be joining/done by both partners, natural, and procreative/open to life. …and sexual acts by homosexuals, though joining/done by both partners, does not follow the "procreative" and "natural" rules…Yeah, good fun…
Cell: …What about the other stances, like Just War Theory, or Violence In The Media? …Did you just pay attention to this teaching alone? …(-evil grin-) and why would that be?
FPM: o.o I'M NOT GAY! ...But Patrick is now—he just converted.
Patrick: …We Are Fam-Il-Ee! All My Brothers, Sisters, And Me! …We Are Fam-
17: (-to tofu-) YOU ARE MY SOUL-MATE, OH TOFU!
FPM: o.O…
(A/N: ..Sorry this was so short—I'm doing this at 12:18…morning? Anywhos, thanks for the reviews-they look so PRETTY:) )