Well, here we are again! YAY!
Enjoy!
INT. GREAT HALL
Anakin: It's NOT FAIR!
Obi-Wan: Suck it up. Anyway, the council wants you to spy on Palpatine.
Anakin: But he's like my father! And that's against the Jedi Code!
Obi-Wan: Since when did you care about the Jedi Code?
Anakin: …
INT. BUBBLE CONCERT
Palpatine, along with blue-bald guy and a bodyguard, attends a concert which seems to consist of large bubbles imitating the reproductive system while making a noise like a constipated cow.
Palpatine: Ah, Anakin. Pop a squat.
He does.
Palpatine: Want to hear a story?
Anakin: Um, okay.
Palpatine: Once upon a time there was a Sith Lord. He had so much power, he could stop people from dying.
Anakin: Holy Shit!
Palpatine: Cool huh!
Anakin: Where is he now?
Palpatine: Dead.
Anakin: Right…can I learn that too? Just for…experimental reasons, and not for my wife?
Palpatine: (in a creepy voice) Not from a Jedi! MOO HA HA!
INT. JEDI COUNCIL
Mace Windu: We found General Hacks-A-Lot. He's on Utapau
Council: YAY!
Anakin: Can I go kill him?
Hologram Jedi: Can I have some cheese?
Mace: No. Both of you. Obi-Wan, you go!
Council: Yes!
Obi-Wan: Cool.
Anakin: (pouts)
LATER, AT THE GREAT HALL
Obi-Wan is leaving.
Anakin: Sorry for being an ass.
Obi-Wan: That's okay.
Anakin:…don't die.
Obi-Wan: Right.
INT. ANAKIN/PADME'S HOUSE
Padme has her pregnancy set to 'off'. Anakin has another dream about her dying.
Padme: Boo!
Anakin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Padme: Hey, you're a little tense. Did you have another bad dream?
Anakin: Of course not. Hey, was Obi-Wan here?
Padme: Yup. Don't worry, I had my pregnancy off.
Anakin: You died again in my dream.
Padme: You said you didn't have one! Anyway, I promise I won't die. Happy now?
Anakin: No, I promise you!
Audience: Ohh-kay, creepy alert.
Anakin: No one trusts me.
Padme: I do! Wait…no I don't.
Anakin: Whatever. Palpatine awaits.
INT. UTAPAU
Obi-Wan: Hi.
Weird striped dude: EVERYTHING'S OKAY! NOTHING WRONG HERE!
Obi-Wan: Alrighty then! Can I borrow some gas?
Weird striped dude: WE'RE BEING HELD HOSTAGE! SAVE ME! (he jumps into Obi-Wan's arms.)
Obi-Wan: Oh…hold on.
He PRETENDS to get in his ship, but instead, the droid drives away, leaving him behind.
Audience: Wtf? I thought he…but he's right…huh?
Obi-Wan hitches a ride on a giant lizard that sounds like a car alarm. Meanwhile, the Separatists talk.
Greivous: Bleagh! I'm sending you to Mustafar. You know, that fire-lava planet. You'll be safe there, unless you fall in a volcano or in the lava. Or in case a Sith Lord comes to assassinate you. Bleagh!
Nute Gunray: Sure we will.
Greivous: Shut up and get in the freaking ship. Bleagh!
They do. Obi-Wan uses his JEDI POWERS to jump down next to Greivous.
Obi-Wan: You're going down, Hacks-A-Lot!
Greivous: Bleagh! Oh, droid army…
A million droids surround them.
Obi-Wan: Shit.
He uses his JEDI POWERS to kill exactly two droids. The other 999,998 droids prepare to kill him.
Greivous: On second thought, I want to kill him. It would make to much sense to let the droids do it.
Obi-Wan: Bring it on! (Matrix pose)
Greivous: MOO HA HA!
Four arms pop out of Greivous, all holding lightsabers. Two spin in front of him like a lawnmower.
Obi-Wan: Double shit.
Greivous: Time to die!
They fight. Eventually, Obi-Wan chops off all of Greivous's arms. But then he drops his lightsaber. So when Greivous hitches a ride on Rolie Polie Olie's O-mobile, Obi-Wan follows on his car-alarm lizard.
TBC….
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