Well, here we are again! YAY!

Enjoy!

INT. GREAT HALL

Anakin: It's NOT FAIR!

Obi-Wan: Suck it up. Anyway, the council wants you to spy on Palpatine.

Anakin: But he's like my father! And that's against the Jedi Code!

Obi-Wan: Since when did you care about the Jedi Code?

Anakin: …

INT. BUBBLE CONCERT

Palpatine, along with blue-bald guy and a bodyguard, attends a concert which seems to consist of large bubbles imitating the reproductive system while making a noise like a constipated cow.

Palpatine: Ah, Anakin. Pop a squat.

He does.

Palpatine: Want to hear a story?

Anakin: Um, okay.

Palpatine: Once upon a time there was a Sith Lord. He had so much power, he could stop people from dying.

Anakin: Holy Shit!

Palpatine: Cool huh!

Anakin: Where is he now?

Palpatine: Dead.

Anakin: Right…can I learn that too? Just for…experimental reasons, and not for my wife?

Palpatine: (in a creepy voice) Not from a Jedi! MOO HA HA!

INT. JEDI COUNCIL

Mace Windu: We found General Hacks-A-Lot. He's on Utapau

Council: YAY!

Anakin: Can I go kill him?

Hologram Jedi: Can I have some cheese?

Mace: No. Both of you. Obi-Wan, you go!

Council: Yes!

Obi-Wan: Cool.

Anakin: (pouts)

LATER, AT THE GREAT HALL

Obi-Wan is leaving.

Anakin: Sorry for being an ass.

Obi-Wan: That's okay.

Anakin:…don't die.

Obi-Wan: Right.

INT. ANAKIN/PADME'S HOUSE

Padme has her pregnancy set to 'off'. Anakin has another dream about her dying.

Padme: Boo!

Anakin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Padme: Hey, you're a little tense. Did you have another bad dream?

Anakin: Of course not. Hey, was Obi-Wan here?

Padme: Yup. Don't worry, I had my pregnancy off.

Anakin: You died again in my dream.

Padme: You said you didn't have one! Anyway, I promise I won't die. Happy now?

Anakin: No, I promise you!

Audience: Ohh-kay, creepy alert.

Anakin: No one trusts me.

Padme: I do! Wait…no I don't.

Anakin: Whatever. Palpatine awaits.

INT. UTAPAU

Obi-Wan: Hi.

Weird striped dude: EVERYTHING'S OKAY! NOTHING WRONG HERE!

Obi-Wan: Alrighty then! Can I borrow some gas?

Weird striped dude: WE'RE BEING HELD HOSTAGE! SAVE ME! (he jumps into Obi-Wan's arms.)

Obi-Wan: Oh…hold on.

He PRETENDS to get in his ship, but instead, the droid drives away, leaving him behind.

Audience: Wtf? I thought he…but he's right…huh?

Obi-Wan hitches a ride on a giant lizard that sounds like a car alarm. Meanwhile, the Separatists talk.

Greivous: Bleagh! I'm sending you to Mustafar. You know, that fire-lava planet. You'll be safe there, unless you fall in a volcano or in the lava. Or in case a Sith Lord comes to assassinate you. Bleagh!

Nute Gunray: Sure we will.

Greivous: Shut up and get in the freaking ship. Bleagh!

They do. Obi-Wan uses his JEDI POWERS to jump down next to Greivous.

Obi-Wan: You're going down, Hacks-A-Lot!

Greivous: Bleagh! Oh, droid army…

A million droids surround them.

Obi-Wan: Shit.

He uses his JEDI POWERS to kill exactly two droids. The other 999,998 droids prepare to kill him.

Greivous: On second thought, I want to kill him. It would make to much sense to let the droids do it.

Obi-Wan: Bring it on! (Matrix pose)

Greivous: MOO HA HA!

Four arms pop out of Greivous, all holding lightsabers. Two spin in front of him like a lawnmower.

Obi-Wan: Double shit.

Greivous: Time to die!

They fight. Eventually, Obi-Wan chops off all of Greivous's arms. But then he drops his lightsaber. So when Greivous hitches a ride on Rolie Polie Olie's O-mobile, Obi-Wan follows on his car-alarm lizard.

TBC….

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