"But what about Augustess?" asked Charlie.
"Yeah what will happen to the git?" asked Odelie, not that she cared she just thought it was funny.
"Well um I think he will go to some place where we make our fudge...but I'm sure he'll be just fine. I'll get my Umpa Lumpas on it right now, UMPA LUMPAS!" cried out Wonka.
"So if he's not fine, he'll be made into fudge and shipped off to different places?" asked a disgusted keegan.
"Ew no, Augustess fudge, that would not sell!"
"Right..."
"Umpa Lumpas!" yelled Wonka, then this time the Umpa Lumpas came to him.
"I told you already Wonka, we changed our name to Ned!" yelld one of the Umpa Lumpas...I mean Neds.
"Alright...'Ned' go find Augustess in the fudge room and make sure he doesn't get stirred in with our fudge." Then the Umpa...Neds started singing their song about the fat loser...
"Ned-a, Ned-a, Ned-a-dee-do I've got another riddle for you..." (A/N: Yeah I'm not saying anymore of the song and yes It's supposed to be Umpa Umpa Umpa-dee-do but they changed their name to Ned!)
"Okay, how nice," said Wonka, clapping for the Ned's.
"Yeah, boy! Those are some talented Umpa Lumaps!" yelled Keegan.
"NED!" yelled out one of the ...Neds...
"right..."
"This so isn't better than the money..."trailed off Odelie.
"It's maddness in here," sighed Charlie, he was looking around and if it wasn't the yelling of the people it was the weird Mike TV who was shooting everything and Verruka pointing at everything saying she wants it and Violet was just smacking so loud on her gum, it was just annoying.
"Jeez Charlie! Why must you insist on talking to me! We've broken up twice before and I can't handle it anymore!" yelled Molly and she broke down crying.
"Woh!" cried out Charlie and he backed away slowly as Keegan came running over with a pill in her hands.
"Okay Molly just breath...breath...breath...and take your fucking pill! How long have you been neglecting them!" shouted Keegan, obviously mad at Molly.
"Well I was enjoying being partyly insane...so I stopped taking the pills.."
"Well look what you did now Molly! You scared poor little Charlie Bucket!"
Molly took her pill and looked at Charlie and said, "I'm sorry." Since Charlie's a stupid nice git he of course forgave her just because well...she's insane!
"Okay, people now people! Let's get in this boat and continue with out tour, okay?"
"Okay! Jeez Wonka your soooo annoying!" yelled Odelie. Then they all got on the boat and Verruka yelled out, "OHHH I want a boat like this! Wonka get me a boat like this! I need a boat like this!"
"Shut-up kid because we don't care what the fook you want!" yelled Odelie then took a puff of her inhaler.
"I didn't know you had asthma," said Molly.
"That's because you've been insane the past few weeks and you didn't notice anything because you weren't taking your pills!"
"I didn't know you had asthma," said MOlly yet again.
"Shut-up Molly." Suddenly it got dark in the tunnel and the boat sped up and went faster and faster and faster!
"We don't know which way were rowing but all we know-" started Wonka but Odelie cut him off, "You know Wonka, you really don't make sense so why don't you just shut-up and not talk to us again? Okay? Great that's just peachy."
"I don't want a boat like this!" shouted Verruka. Then suddenly the boat stopped. They stopped infront of a door that said the testing room.
"Welcome to the testing room," said Wonka with his arms streatched out.
"No shit! We can read!" yelled Odelie pointing at the words on the door.
"Oh well that's good to know little girl."
Then they all entered the testing room.
"Enjoy yourselves, just don't touch anything." Then the kids looked around at all of the tests, which did look odd.
"What is that?" asked Mike, then he stuck his finger in something and tasted it, "eww!"
"What?" cried Wonka then walked over to where Mike was and tasted it also, "Eww your right, it needs more gym socks." THen he added the socks and said, "Yep, that's much better." And walked away from the disgusted looking Mike.
"Hey what's this machine?" cried out Violet.
"It's a machine that makes three course meals in one piece of gum!"
"Ohh! Gum is my kind-of food!" Then Violet grabbed a piece and started chewing it.
"No, stop, don't," said Wonka not sounded to serious.
"MMMMMM! Roast beef! It taste so good!"
"Great now spit it out before-"
"Cool it Wonka, now It's lunch! I can taste the hot soup running down my throat."
"Okay now really just spit it out before-"
"No it's dessert now! MMMM! blue berry pie!"
"WOH! She's turning violet!" bellowed Molly.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA" shrieked Odelie with tears in her eyes from laughter.
"What?" said Violet.
"Alright...well...Neds!" Then the Neds appeared at Wonka's side.
"Take Violet to the juicer room and squeez all of the juice out of Violet." So the Neds started pushing her to the juicer room while they were singing their song about her.
"HA HA HA HA! I have to call Ashley and tell her!" laughed Keegan
Back with Ashley the home phone rings, "Hello? Molly?"
"No it's Keegan!"
"Oh sorry Keegan."
"Well I just called to say that a girl named Violet ate a three course meal gum and turned into a blue berry!"
"Three...three...three course meal gum! I have to get into the factory!" Then Ashley hung up on Keegan.
To BeConTinUeD!