AUTHORS' NOTE: We don't own Pretear! (Which is a shame, 'cause most of those guys go to waste…hee hee) Also, please note that any and all grammar errors were made on purpose, and that the last haiku in this collection is a shameless advertisement for Kita1's songfic "The Pretear Song!"
Life is so not fair
Himeno gets much hot boys
I don't get any!
Mayune showers.
Mawata drowns in sorrow.
Himeno stuffs face.
Both Takako and
Himeno love Knight of Wind.
Who gets Hayate?
Himeno, let's pret!
Become tiny ball of light—
Hunky shield of love!