"Duh you just told us that like five minutes ago," said an annoyed Odelie.
"Oh...well...some people forget what I said in that short amount of time."
"Yeah like you!" laughed Ashley, A.K.A Verruka's understudy.
"Hey! You never found a golden ticket, your just an understudy so I don't want to hear any lip from you."
"Oh see Wonka isn't just the smartest man alive he's nice to," exaggerated Keegan. Wonka paid no mind the those stupid girls anymore, he just walked into the room and everyone else followed, "Here you'll all need to wear these glasses unless you want to die." Wonka was seriously considering not giving Keegan and Odelie goggles but he faught against that thought.
"What is this room actually for?" asked Mike.
"Well I can actually transport that giant candy bar over there over to that screen right over there," Wonka said, pointing to the TV and the Candy bar.
"Yeah right," said Mike in his annoying voice.
"Can we see it then?" asked Ashley.
"What? You can't see the chocolate bar over there? Wow that's weird because that bar is huge! Maybe you should-"
"No Wonka, I can see the chocolate bar just fine, I ment can we see you transport the bar over to the TV?"
"Oh well, I was just getting around to that but you interupted my work, understudy."
So they all walked over to the big machine where they put the chocolate on and they saw it be transported above there heads into a million pieces and they saw it appear on the TV screen.
"Go on take it," whispered Wonka for dramatic effect.
"No way, that can't be real," said a very serious Mike.
"Scardy-cat! Go on then you take it Charlie." So Charlie reached out for it very slowly then Molly yelled, "Shit this is gonna take a long time!" So Molly grabbed her hand for the TV and she hit it on the screen! Willy Wonka started laughing so hard and he said, "Ha ha! Got cha! THat's actually a TV screen with a picture of a chocolate bar on it, over there is the real chocolate bar." Wonka pointed in the other direction.
So they all went over there and Wonka grabbed the bar. "See told ya it works," he said and stuck his tounge out at Mike.
"Your an idiot! Instead of trasporting candy you could transport people! Do you even know what you've invented Wonka?" Mike screamed and ran over to the machine and hit the button and was teleported to the TV.
"Oh great now there's another law suit..." frowned Wonka, not caring for the kid.
"Well what are you going to do with Mike?" asked a worried Charlie.
"Oh well I guess the Neds could take him down to the streacher room." And so a ned came and took him and then he left.
"Well so let's see theres still so many kids to get rid of..."
"what!" screamed Keegan.
"I ment to ...ritz...yeah I ment to say give ritz crackers to children.."
"But why the hell would you give us crackers in a chocolate factory?" asked Ashley staring at Wonka like he wasn't her hero anymore.
"Um and you make a great point little girl...which Is why I'm giving you chocolate! Yeah that's it."
"Freak," mummbled Odelie.
"So what's next, Wonka?" asked Charlie.
"Well this was our last spot to go..."
"Great so it's time to go home now? ANd I just got here!" complained Ashley.
"But well..all of us can't win the fucking prize!" yelled Odelie, getting very mad.
"Now for once little Asian girl, your right! Now I'm sorry Charlie and Molly but you are disqualified."
"What? WHy?" asked Charlie and Molly at the same time.
"Because you let 'Verruka's understudy' inside."
"OH so you knew I was a fake?" laughed Ashley, she was laughing because she got Molly and Charlie disqualified which just seemed funny to her.
"yes what did you think I was stupid?"
"Do you really want us to answer that question?" asked Molly rather nicely.
"Um, no I don't think I do."
"Well yes Wonka your stupid." But Wonka wasn't listening he had is hands over his hears saying, "la la la la la la la la la la la la la."
"Okay shut-up WOnka! SO does this mean me and Keegan won?" asked a happy Odelie.
"Sadly yes you have won."
"THAT'S RIGHT BITHCES! I knew it would be me and Keegan coming out on top! And they say being a bitch doesn't get you no where in life. It's a good thing were not nice like Charlie Bucket or else we'd be ..well...prize less!"
"So what's our prize?" asked Keegan.
"Well you've won my whole factory!"
"Ha ha! What a shity prize because that means me and Ashley get to come to! HA HA HA HA!" laughed Molly.
"yep, Charlie is the only one empty handed," laughed Ashley.
"This has been the worst day of my life," sighed Charlie, "Why did you just have to choose me? If I wasn't outside at that very moment then you would have never had the chance to talk to me, because my family wouldn't have let you in."
"HA HA HA HA HA HA!" laughed Molly, Odelie, Keegan, and Ashley.
"Hey where did Wonka go?" asked Ashley. Wonka had snuck out and went to his 'secret' room so he could get away from those four teenage girls. He wont be able to handle them so he'll just have to spend the rest of his life in there.
"Oh well it doesn't matter because this joint is ours!" yelled Keegan.
"OH don't cry, sweet cakes," sighed Molly talking to Charlie.
"I'm not crying."
"I'll walk you home if it makes you feel any better."
"Actually that would make me feel worse, being around you that is. OR your friends for that matter."
"What an ass!" yelled Molly as she saw Charlie walk away.
"I know! Who would want to hang out with a bitch like that?" asked Odelie.
"Well we sill hang out with you don't we?" laughed keegan.
"Yeah really funny, Keeger."
"No really it's true." THen they all started laughing.
The End? Yeah I guess...