AUTHORS' NOTE: We don't own Excel Saga (if we did, we'd trim out all the yucky parts and put in more Puchuus!)
Puchuus on rampage,
Hyatt dead, Excel crazy—
Menchi runs for life
HAIL ILPALAZZO!
I'LL BLINDLY OBEY YOU WHILE
SCREAMING IN ALL CAPS!
Bark bark bark bark bark (translation: Oh why did I have to be saved by a psychopath?)
Bark bark woof bark bark bark bark (translation: I can't ever get away from her!)
Bark bark bark bark bark (translation: Wait—what are you doing with that knife? NO! GET AWAY!)