Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, I never have and never will.

And they lived happily ever after.

The End.

What? You don't know what I'm talking about? Oh come on! Where have you been these last four years? Okay, time out. I'm gonna ask you some questions and I need you to mentally answer either 'yes' or 'no'. Got it? Let's begin...

1. Do you know who Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist is?

2. Do you know who Riza Hawkeye is?

3. Do you know what a Homunculi is?

4. Do you know who Maes Hughes is?

5. Do you know Maes Hughes was killed by a Homunculi?

6. Do you know who Fuhrer King Bradley is?

7. Do you know that Fuhrer Bradley is a Homunculi?

8. Do you know that Roy Mustang killed Fuhrer Bradley?

9. Do you know Hawkeye cared for Mustang after the killing of Fuhrer Bradley?

10. Do you know what your name is?

If you answered 'no' to any question, please stop reading this story and go catch up on your FMA facts.

If you answered 'no' on question ten, please slowly back away from the computer, carefully walk across the room, go find a chair as far away from electricity as possible, and sit down without touching or saying anything.

For those of you who answered 'yes' to all, please enjoy the story and disregard this test.

"This test will self-destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Just kidding. No really, enjoy the story."

A/N - Strange, I know. I'm known for it. Please review. Constructive criticism accepted. No Flames (Thats Roy's job only). Please look in my profile oo0AnimeChild0oo for all my other stories. And again, thanks for reading.

"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever"
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