ok...its new!
Disclamer: like i said before... i dont own Inyuasha...Foamy the squrriell and his plotlines...or serenity ( belongs to maru-sha) ... I DO HOW EVER OWN MATTHEW!...here mine...hell, he is me..
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Very Early One Morning...
"Hey, it's already four-fifteen. You know what you gotta do? You gotta get up and drive me to the bagel shop." Matthew said eagerly
"You wanna know why? Because I need a bagel, and you know I need a bagel. A bagel with cream cheese, yeah the creamy cheese, everybody likes the cream and the cheese and the cheesy cream. And a cup of coffee I definitely need a cup of coffee so you get up and drive me.!" He said while yelling "Five more munites." Serenity said half naked on the couch
( A/N : no she aint in her panties and bra you sick pervs…she just in shorts and a tanktop )
"Five minutes?" he said susprised
" yes" she said sleppy
" What?…..You crazy? You know, if you were in the army they wouldn't let you sleep an extra five minutes but I'll be nice. I'll be nice. And I'll be back in five minutes. Rest up, 'cuz I shall return."
Matthew leave behind the couch
5 minutes later...
"Now is the time for you to rise and bring your best friend... to the bagel shop….."
"aww man…."
" Cuz I need a bagle. And you said you would five minutes ago. So get up get me bagel and some coffee…. And a cheesy cheesy creamy cheesy... cheesy cheesy." He said with a smile "Five more minutes." She said once again
" You know if I could drive a car, I'd go myself. "
" you can!" she said
" whatever……You and your five minutes. Okay, five minutes I come back here, you're not up, I start electrocuting you with a toaster in the bathtub... You were warned!"
5 Minutes later... " Okay, It's been another five minutes and now I'm even more hungry than I was five minutes ago so now is the time you have to rise and bring forth your friend to the... bagel shop."
" Where I can get the cream cheese the creamy creamy cheese, cheesy cheesy cream."
" C'mon, get up. Don't be so fucking lazy.
"eh….." she moaned
" I mean you don't do anything all day anyway., all you do is write in your stupid little poetry book. Like you have some kind of hectic life." He said irritated
" "Oh, I gotta go to school. Oh, I gotta take classes. Oh, I gotta do homework. Aw, life is hard, man." " he said sarcastically
" Fuck that shit! "
" eh…." She moaned once again
" get up, take me to the store, man. Do it now. Do it now. Do it now... or taste my Kung-Fu wrath! I do have Kung- Fu wrath, you know. It's one of our hidden nature things. " he said while grinning "Give me five more minutes. " she said
he looked at her strange and walks away
5 minutes later...
he looked at her strange again while looking at her
" Ten more minutes." She said with a puppy dog look on her face " Ten minutes?" he said angrily
" yes." She said while smiling
" You did not just say ten minutes."
" um…..yes? " she said confused
" Correct me if I am wrong, I think I heard you say ten minutes."
" yes I did? " she said looking confused once again
" That is complete bullshit!"
she looks kind of scared while Matthew is talking
" I already gave you two sets of five. That's ten! Can you count? Five, five, ten." He said while holding up ten fingers
" uh….um…" she said
"Get your fat ass up and get me to the bagel shop!"
she was silent and look down at the floor
" You know what! fine! I don't even want your help."
" I'm gonna get myself to the the bagel shop, I'm gonna buy myself the bagel with the creamy creamy cheesy cream... cheese." He said with a dull look on his face
" You get nothing, you sit there all day, relax your day away. Or whatever the fuck you do."
he walks out and turns around
" Piece of crap!"
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