All right, 8 reviews is good enough for me. Here is the 6th chapter! Without a dirty Ren and Pirka scene! This is one of my better chaps in my opinion. ON WITH THE FIC!

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Ren stared hard out of the window in his room. The newly aquired kitten sat beside him, nuzzling his hand. Ren really didn't mind all too much anymore. If he just gave it attention, it would shut up and leave him alone. It was about a week after the pool incident had taken place. Ren still hadn't managed to come to terms with himself about what he did, and how he and Pirka had acted. He jumped when he heard a voice behind him.

"Still all worked up over Pirka eh? You're too soft Tao."

Ren never looked away from the window. He knew who it was. He sounded exactly like Yoh, looked like Yoh, and had almost the same personality, aside from the fact that Yoh never murdered a crap load of people. "How the hell do you know about Pirka?"

Hao smiled widely. "I have my ways."

Jeez, how does he do that? How does he always know what everyone is doing? Why am I talking to myself? Ren continued to ask himself pointless questions until Hao sat beside him and began to pet the Smokey.

"Ren, you need to face facts. You like her." Hao scratched the kitten behind its ears. "Cute cat."

"You want it?" Ren mumbled. He turned to face Hao. "What would you know about my feelings anyway?"

"It's not too hard to figure out. You always argue with her over the stupidest things. Talk about lame." Hao smirked at him. "You need to talk to her without arguing for once. Try it. It won't be as hard as you think."

"You don't know what I think."

"No, I suppose that's Annas job eh?" Hao chuckled and looked at him a bit more seriously. "But seriously, you need to talk to her."

"I refuse." Ren stated simply.

"Fine." Hao said, giving up a little TOO easily. "In due time though, you won't have a choice. Then what will you do?"

Ren just mumbled to himself as Hao left. Goddamn I hate that guy. He's just so frigging annoying!

Hao smiled happily as he walked away, leaving Ren to drown in his own anger. He made his way up to a random wall and knocked on it to the beat of "Mary Had a Little Lamb." The wall slid open smoke rolling out of it, and many lights flashed in a very exciting and cool way. Hao smiled. "I never get tired of that." Behind the door was a large list that was labeled: People I need to Embarrass and or Humiliate. He reached out and marked off Rens name. "And a check mark for today!" Hao whistled a tune to himself as he skipped off to go humiliate and or embarrass someone else.

Yoh, Anna, and company were busy working out all the details for their plan.

"Okay, now... what we need...Tamao! Go contact Jun and get her down her asap! Faust, you know a lot about romance. get the most romantic things you can find anywhere in this area! I don't care what. Food, decorations, whatever. Just make sure they're within grasp okay? Lyserg, find the best place for peace, quiet, and tranquility. These two can NOT be disturbed! Jeanne, I need you to find the best torture chair that will hold someone in place, but not kill them."

"Yes Ma'm!" all said shamans ran off to do their duties.

"Ryu!" Anna pointed to him. For what reason Ryu was there, she wasn't sure.

"Yes Boss!" Ryu shouted happily. "What can I do to help you?"

"Go stand in that corner."

"Stand in a corner? B-But... I thought... you needed my help..."

"Sorry Ryu. No one really likes you. we just pretend to."

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Ryu cried as he stood in the corner.

"Manta! Bring me a soda!"

Manta sighed and walked off to get a soda.

"Yoh! Compliment me on my dress!"

"Uh... what? Why?"

"Did I tell you ask questions! Start complimenting!"

"Um... okay... your dress looks very nice, it goes well with your bandanna, and it's very... um... black?"

"Good. Now rub my feet. All this bossing around tires me."

"Sigh... yes Anna." Yoh began to rub her feet.

"Ah... my plan is so wonderful." Anna mused to herself.

"But it was my plan..." Yoh whimpered.

SLAP! "RUB MY FEET SLAVE!"

"Yes Anna..."

"You know, for a worthless fiance', you aren't all too bad. Maybe I'll give you a reward tonight..." Anna smiled at him seductively.

"Really!" Yoh perked up as his thoughts wandered off to the land of dirty pervertedness.

"NO!" SLAP! "I was just testing you, and you FAIL! And you know what happens to bad little boys who fail..."

"You give them cookies?"

"NO! They do the electric chair for 10 hours!"

"NOOOOOOOO!"

"YEEEEEEES!"

"Fine." Yoh began to do the electric chair, crying anime style.

Pirka, meanwhile, sat in her room fiddling with her hair. "I'm sure glad Ren has learned to get along with Smokey. Poor kitten, having to put up with a person like Ren... Maybe I should go check on them." She made her way to the room, and was shocked to hear happy noises from the other side. She cracked the door open just enough to see...

Ren, sitting under a dresser, was moving his hair around for Smokey, who was sitting on top of the dresser. Smokey was going crazy. Constantly chasing after the tongari. "You know, for a worthless cat, you aren't so bad." Ren let out a chuckle, but his eyes widened when he realized Smokeys claws were tangled in his hair. Looking up at the cat, he jumped up and attempted to pry him off. "No! Get off! You can't be caught in there! nooo!" Ren finally pried him off, and fell to the ground in pain. The cat still clung to him with it's hair sticking up, which reminded Pirka of Ren.

"KAWAII!"She whispered to herself happily, and skipped away. "That was so cute!" Pirka found herself whistling a happy tune. (Sound familiar?) Little did she or Ren know, they were both in for a big surprise.

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