Hey everyone... IM BACK!I have more stories comming back! I am ready and will take any ideas!

Disclamer: i may be back but this is stupied... i dont own nothing! excep matthew...he is me

P.S: this story is not making fun of Jesus or what he went through in anyway..I am cathloic and i woudent make fun of what he went through.

Enjoy!

Kagome and shippo are at an eye store looking for glasses

" JEEZ, I HATE LOOKING FOR NEW GLASSES. IT'S LIKE TRYING TO PICK OUT A WHOLE NEW FACE..." kagome said with a strange look on her face

" OH, YEAH WITH THE NEW FACES GONE CHANGED AND THE EYES OF THE DEAD MAN SEE THROUGH YOUR HEAD OF LIES IN THE APENDAGE CASE OF A NEW BRAIN CASE." Shippo said with a grin

" UH……RIGHT, WHATEVER... I'M JUST GLAD MY EYES HAVEN'T GOTTEN WORSE SINCE MY LAST CHECK-UP."

" MY LAST CHECK-UP WITH THE DOCTORS SAID THAT I HAD A STIGMATA IN MY EYES. STIGMATA IS BAD..."

" YOU MEAN ASTIGMATISM." She said

" NOPE, IT'S A STIGMATA WITH THE BLEEDING OF THE EYES AND THE RETNA GONE CRAZY SWIRLY WITH THE TWITCHY OF BLOODY RED CORNIA."

" WHAT THE FUCK? I THINK YOU'RE GETTING IT ALL MIXED UP." She said

" ARE YOU SAYING I'M A LIARS WITH THE FALSENESS OF FICITIONESS AND THE STATEMENTS UNTRUE? "

" NO, I'M SAYING I THINK YOU HAVE THE TWO TERMS MIXED UP."

" WHY IS THAT?" HE SAID CONFUSSED

" ASTIGMATISM IS AN EYE CONDITIONS KNOWN AS A REFRACTIVE ERROR. THAT JUST MEANS IT CAUSES A DISTURBANCE IN THE WAY THAT LIGHT RAYS ARE FOCUSED WITHIN THE EYE."

" SO?"

" A STIGMATA…… IS SPONTANEOUS MANIFESTATION OF BLOODY WOUNDS ON A PERSON'S HANDS, FEET, FOREHEAD AND BACK. "

" MEANING? "

" ITS SIMILAR TO THE WOUNDS INFLICTED UPON JESUS DURING THE CRUCIFIXTION." She said while looking at him

" I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE OF STIGMATA AND THE ASTIGMATISM WITH THE EYE… AND I HAVE THE STIGMATA IN THE EYE."

" FINE, WHATEVER DUMBASS."

" JESUS WAS COOL WITH THE POWERS AND THE HEALING AND THE FORGIVING THE STUPID PEOPLE…"

" UH….." she said with a bored look

" WHOOO, WAIT A SECOND ...SEE?...STIGMATA IN THE EYE!"

chunks of blood comes out of Shippo eyes and splatters all over Kagome

" EW! THAT'S FUCKIN' GROSS! "

" DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY GENETIC DISABILITY..." he said

" THIS WOULD REALLY HURT IF I WASN'T LOADED UP ON THE PAIN KILLERS." He said once again

" STIGMATA!… In Your EYE!"

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