ok, im back! new stories up! expect more from foamy bitch!
Disclamer: ...i dont own shit except matthew,its me.
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Inyuasha and Matthew get on a stage out of nowhere.
"ladies and gentleman, this is a infomercial for everyone." Matthew said
" yes…this chapter will give u all the information on a bitch hermit." Inyuasha said
" We will use as much characters as we can."
"we hope you enjoy." inyuasha said with a smile
the stage goes away with Inyuasha and Matthew
Matthew reappears with a big screen T.V.
"A beginners Guide to being a bitch hermit. Nine
easy ways to avoid society." Matthew said
He click on the T.V. and there is sango with a lot of boxes
" One, work at home by selling junk on eBay and mailing stuff from home."
" Where's the fucking packing tape?" she said while yelling/
He flips to another chanal and sees shipo in front of a phone
" Two, make sure that the 56k Internet modem is on 24/7 so no one can get through on the phone." Matthew said
" I never get the calls any more from my doctors…Fuck this!"
He flips to another channel and sees kagome outside
" number three, Go outside no earlier than 3 am,
normal people seem to sleep at this time."
"It's just you and I Mr. Moonlight."
He flips it again and kagome again in front of a computer
" Number four, Keep up with the latest news and
technology using the Internet."
" Auto car? What the fuck is a auto car?"
Matthew flips and laughs to see sango half naked on the couch
" Number five……. Sleep during the day."
" HISSSSS…………bitch!"
" Number six, live on sugary junk food."
you see shipo in front of a lot of ice cream
" Mmmm, Sugary goodness in my veins."
Matthew looks at the t.v strange and flips
" Number Seven, Listen to Morrissey and the smiths
and realize the world is bleak place to live."
" Yeah, what difference does it make?" inyuasha said while smiling
he flips…then completely laugh on the floor
" Number eight, Watch TV and complain about current
Saturday night live shows."
inyuasha is sitting on the couch watching t.v.
" YOU SSSUCK….."
he flips…..and slaps his fore-head
your fucking kidding me….. Number Nine, Survive on stuff that was sent to you
through mail order.
Kagome opens the door and looks down
" Ooohh Comic books. Tasty!"
He turns off the tv and loos straight at us
" This message has been brought to you by the
foaminian cult campaign to keep annoying
Motherfuckers in the house."
he bows and flicks everyone off
"STAY INSIDE BITCH!"
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