ok yall, im back again, and im going to give u a preview of my new story, its not done yet but im pretty sure yall are going to like it.
disclamer: i dont own shit...except matthew...he is me...
enjoy!
It start off with a boy and his pet in the middle of the desert. The boy is 14 and Wearing a hat backwards, a black shirt with another open shirt that's white. His pet is a squirrel with a special power to talk and eat human food. He's gray and has green eyes. "Well what the fuck we goin' to do now Matthew" "how the fuck should I know, were in the middle of the desert foamy." Foamy sigh " im sooooooo hungry!..come on, just let me eat your leg" "hell no!… I need it for walking" Matthew said. " Why don't we just keep walking until we hit something?" " Well if we don't, im eating your leg" said the hungry squirrel. Matthew and foamy have been walking for about 3 hrs until… "I can't go on! Just give me your fuckin leg. Foamy said so!" "Hell naw yo, I think I see something, its just a little more." "Fuck no man. I need to eat something now!" foamy start biting on his foot. Matthew smacks him across the head. "Stop that!. You need your fucking legs man." " HEY!..that hurt!" said foamy sadly. "Aww, did that hurt. Well let me DO IT AGAIN" he smacks him one again." DAMN, don't make me give you squirrelly wrath man, I know kung-FU!" Matthew and foamy start to fight for thirty minuets until…
"Hey, do u need any help?" They stop fighting and look up; they see a young girl around the age of Matthew. "Damn……….." the girl is around the same height of Matthew, is wearing a pink shirt with blue shorts, blue eyes and long, brown hair, great legs, nice body and a beautiful figure. He stares at he for a while. The girl starts to giggle and say, " Like I said, you need any help?" Matthew continues to stare and starts to drool. " yo, dumbass, she's fucking talking to you, HEY, well he's out, hey, do u have any bagels?" the girl was blushing cause of Matthew but stops because of what foamy said. "What the?" said, the girl. Matthew finally snaps out and said" sorry, this is my pet squirrel foamy, he somewhat has the power to talk. Don't ask." Well… ok, it just freaked me out, seeing a squirrel talk."
"HEY!….wait, was that an insult?" said the squirrel
"Honestly foamy, I don't know"
"Well boys, would you like to come in?"
"In where?" the boys said at the same time
Out of know were, the ground starts to open and there's giant metal stairs going underground.
"Care to follow?" said the girl
"im fucking hungry, im willing to eat your leg!" said foamy
They start to walk down and the ground starts to close behind them
While walking downstairs. The girl ask
"So were did you guys come from?"
"Well judging by the underground base…. I aint say nothing"
" I agree with the squirrel"
The girl laughs
" This aint no FBI shit, we just built this place so we can escape from the desert. Were peaceful and pretty loving" said the girl while blushing
Matthew also blushes and foamy sighs
"Damn teenage hormones. Thank god I'm a squirrel."
Matthew smacks foamy once again
"HEY!" foamy said one again
"Damn you" he said quietly
"Hey, what is your name? We want to thank you with all our hearts." Matthew said
"yea…right" said foamy quietly
"Well my names yuni, and yours?"
"Names Matthew, and you know the dumbass." while pointing to foamy.
" Hey man, don't make me give you squirrelly wrath."
"Shut the fuck up. You say that all the time" said Matthew
" I swear im going to…."
"WERE HERE!" said yuni
"WHOW!" said to the two dumbasses
(A/N: I don't want to waist my time describing the place. So just picture something from cowboy bebop but smaller.)
"Welcome to the city of Atlantic gentlemen."
"Wait, I though Atlantic was a city in the ocean?" said the squirrel
"Naw, that's a lie, it's actually a underground city." Said Matthew
"That why you're a squirrel. You dumbass"
"Im warning you man, squirrelly wrath"
"What ever"
"well who cares. I got a great idea to make money."
"oh no. don't you dare foamy."
Matthew tried to stop foamy from what ever he tried to do, over his sholder was yuni look at him with a small little blush
("he's cute. wonder if he has a girl friend?")
while she keeps thinking, Matthew try to stop foamy.
"please god tell me you aint going to sing?"
"fuck yea I am, here."
He pulls out a gutar out of his fur and gives it to Matthew
" you know what to do" said foamy
"damn you foamy"
they walk to a place where theres a lot of people. Foamy pulls out a stool out of his fur and gives it to Matthew. He sits down and plays a small tune. He attracts a crowd and starts to smile until….
" Attention all!" foamy saids
they look at the squirrel
" I am here, to sing for my supper, and collect money, for the all matter church of foamy, what im doing here everyone is taking donations to build the greatest momument to the lord and master……me. You bastards wont give me money for free so what im going to is entertain you, with song.
The people looked amused and actually pay attention to a squirrel
Matthew structs a tune and foamy sing…
I WILL KILL U ALL
NUTHING YOUUU CAN DO ABOUT IT
I WILL KILL U ALL
NUTHING YOUUU CAN DO ABOUT IT
SQUIRRELLY WRATH ……
SQUIRRELLY WRATH…….
SQUIRRELLY WRATH!
YOUR ALL GUNNA DIE!
YOUR ALL GUNNA DIE!
SQUIRRELLY WRATH…….
SQUIRRELLY WRATH!
Then there was a complete silent and people were scared. Some people feft and some children cried
"ok, probley not the best song. So……how about this." Foamy started to sing once again….
IM THE LORD ANDDDD MASTER!…..
YOU ALL ARE BASTARDS!…..
WORSHIP ME OR ILL STAB YOU IN THE EYES TILL YOU BLEED……..
IM THE LORDDDDDD AND MASTERRRRRRRR………….
Some people started to appalled, some started to leave and some actually gave money.
" I cant believe it. You fucking bastard, you good" Matthew said
I told you Matthew, people obey the squirrel. Watch…."
" ok all, im going to sing one more time. Why? Cause I am the squirrel now shut up and listen you fucking bastards….?
SO IM….A SQUIRREL…….YOUR NOT…..HOW PATHICE U ARE……
SO IM….A SQUIRREL…….YOUR NOT…..YOUR JUST HUMAN……HOW PATHICE U ARE……
U DON'T HAVE A FLUFFY TAIL…. U DON'T HAVE SQUIRRELLY WRATH……
YOU JUST BUILD TO DESTORY WHILE I COLLECT SOME NUTS……
YOU ALL SUCK!
People actually gave money and 5 girls yelled out
"WE LOVE YOU FOAMY!"
Matthew sighed and walk near yuni while foamy kept singing.
" well even though foamy gets the attention, you played great Matthew"
"thanks, you actually notice." Matthew said while smiling
yea….? Yuna said with a small blush on her face
that all i got so far, post comments and tell me if u want more!
I shall make mor chapters!