Me: Yay! The third chapter!

Hiei: Who cares. I know I don't.

Me: Aw, what do you care? Anyway, read and review!

Baka began to scratch the door anxiously.

"What do you want?" yelled Hiei.

Baka just panted and continued to scratch the door.

"I need to call Kurama."

He picked up the phone and dialed the number.

"Hello." He soon heard a response.

"Listen Kurama, I-"

"If you hear this, I'm not exactly home, but I'll be back on the hour. Please leave a message after the tone and I shall be with you when I return."

"Kurama, I know you're there! I need help with this dog, so get over here NOW!"

10 minutes later 

"When in the heck is Kurama going to be here?"

Crrrrrrreeeeeeeeak

"Kurama?"

"Try 'no,' smart guy."

"Yusuke."

"Ye-up!"

"I need help with this stupid dog."

"It's a border collie, and I see nothing wrong with-wait! She needs to go out!"

He opened the door and baka ran out.

"Why did you do that??"

"She needed to go, idiot!"

"Go?"

"Oh my god..."

"What?"

"I can't believe you. Why did you even get a dog??"

"'Cause Kurama forced me to!!"

"Oh my frickin' GOD...."

"WHAT??"

"Kurama, that maroon!"

"You mean moron, right?"

"No!"

"So...what are we gonna do?"

"Obedience lessons."

Obedience lesson #1

"You've got to know what the dog wants," Yusuke began.

"How would you know? You never owned a dog!"

"Well neither did you!"

"Well, DUH."

Baka was begging.

"She wants food. Give her the jerky."

"Jerky?"

"The stuff in your hand, moron!"

"Oh." Hiei tossed the jerky to her and she ate it instantly.

"Good."

"HN."

"Sour demon...."

"Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........what do we do know?"

"We wait."

30 minutes later.

"So, how long do we wait?" asked Hiei.

"Uhhhhhhhh..."

"Stupid Yusuke."

"What?"

"You heard me." Hiei took out his katana.

"Oh, so that's how you wanna play it huh?" Yusuke smirked.

"Yes."

Me: You know what? I'm just gonna end it.

Erk: Hey guys. I'm back from vacation.

Me: Well, where id you do in the first place??????

Erk: I think I went to 'Peru' or whatever they call it.

Hiei: Who's this guy?

Me: Uhhhhh, read and review! –Tries to prevent Hiei and Erk from killing each other cuz Erk had taken out the Thunder tome--