Me: I'm sorry the last chappie was so short. All my stroies are getting shorter and my typos more imminent...

Hiei: Grrr... --Glaring at Erk--

Erk: Grrr... --Glaring at Hiei--

Me: ...R&R.


"DAMMIT, URAMESHI, WHERE'S THE DOG??"

"Cool it, Hiei, we'll find her!!" Hiei had just grabbed Yusuke by the shirt.

"Dammit!!" Hiei yelled again. A mother covered her little son's ears at this.

Yusuke looked at the two nervously. "Nothin' to see here, lady," he said nervously, shaking one hand.

She glared at Yusuke and walked away.

Hiei had just begun to strangle Yusuke because a young, 13-year-old kitsune walked up to them, a collie by her side.

"Baka??" Hiei asked in surprise.

She quirked an eyebrow. "Some ningens are sooo stupid," she sighed.

"Who are you callin' a ningen??" Hiei asked. "And plus, that's MY dog!!"

The kitsune scoffed. "How do you know??"

'When did you find her??"

"Last night."

"Then it's mine!!"

"Fine!!" she yelled angrily.

"What's your name, you pathetic kitsune!!"

"Mikishu Hora," the young kitsune sighed. "Why, what's yours, you stupid koorime?"

"Hiei Jaganeshi," he replied.

Mikishu gave the collie a kick before Hiei retreived it.

Hiei growled at her.

"Y'know," she said with a smirk, "I've owned a dog before. Let's say I give you lessons?"

Hiei growled at her, even louder. Here Yusuke cut in.

"Sorry, that's MY job," he said, his chest swelling with pride. Mikishu sniffed her, while Yusuke gave her a small look like 'Dude, what the hell are you doing?'.

"Nyeh. You seem sooo unsympethetic," she scoffed.

"What?? How would you know???" Yusuke asked angrily.

"Call it 'sniffiing your soul'," Mikishu replied with a smirk. "How would you know how to raise a freaking dog anyway??"

"My mom taught me...."

"Ah, whatever. Anyway, Hiei, was it? You can keep your little dog. She nearly took a crap on my foot anyway."

"Hn. Baka kitsune."

"Baka koorime."

"Nyeh."

"Hn."

"I'm still staying. You two need help monitoring your fricking dog."


Me: I've nothing to say....Hiei the...Japanese Koorime vs. Erk the mage from....I forget