Author's Note: I've tallied the reviews/votes (There was only one. Thankies Insane Pirate Dragon.) And this topic will be… Don't call every killer whale 'Free Willy! Hooray! Warning! Cuss word alert! Do not read if you don't like cussin'!

Lesson Two: Don't Call Every Killer Whale Free Willy.

Welcome to lesson two. Now, I've heard some soon-to-be dons do this, and I think, "What the hell?" I need to talk to you about this. So listen up people… or else…

Today's Lesson: He Is NOT Free Willy!

Okay, so a Killer Whale approaches you. You know then and there that you have four options:

Swim away screaming like the sissy little cowardly mama's shark you are

Swim up to him/her and say hi

Try to kick his/her butt

Shout 'Yo, Yo, Yo, wassup Free Willay!

I would understand if you chose 1. I've seen Killer Whales and their hot, bulging, rippling muscles… not that I'm examining them or anything! I'm not gay like that. I'd feel proud if you chose option 2. Not many people who first see a Killer Whale go up and say hi. Choosing option 3 shows that you've got guts, but unless you know how to block, duck, and punch, I'd advise you not to do that. If you chose option 4… I'm tellin' it like it is… then you're hella stupid. Call him/her Free Willy and he/she will smoke your ass! That dude/dudette is no more of Free Willy than that clownfish over there is Nemo. This is a direct hit at little kids. I hate them! They always think that every clownfish is Nemo and every Killer Whale is Free Willy! I'm tired of them always saying 'Look! We found Nemo!' Here's a note to all little kids: SHUT THE FK UP!

Ahem, sorry. Back to the lesson.

Anyway, not every Killer Whale is Free Willy. Do not think that you're being smart by saying this to a Killer Whale named Willy:

You: Are you a Killer Whale?

Willy: Well, yeah…

You: Is your name Willy?

Willy: Yeah but…

You: Fine then. You're a Killer Whale, your name's Willy… end of discussion.

Willy: But…

You: I don't care

This conversation is only going to end in three ways:

He/she will beat you up

You'll find yourself in a hospital

Or, my personal favorite

You'll get knocked dafuggout!

Besides, if you're going to be a don, you shouldn't indulge in such childish behavior.

There are no 'Free Willies' at all here. Do you see a big, fat, sissy, trained Killer Whale here? No! That guy doesn't even deserve to be called a Killer Whale! He listened to human! Would you believe that? That boy told him to jump, and guess what? He jumped! What he should've said,

"Look, I'll jump when I feel like it, so shut the hell up already!" Now that's what a mafia Killer Whale would say! In fact, here's how you can tell the difference between Free Willy and a mafia Killer Whale. Free Willy is a gay softie, and a mafia Killer Whale, in my opinion told in the slang of today's youth, kicks ass! Some mafia Killer Whales may be gay, but they sure ain't softies. You'll learn that after they show you the ropes… the ropes of pain! I do not own this comment. I can't even believe that some people liked the movie better than 'Jaws!' Now Jaws was a movie!

Well, that's all for today's lesson. If I say anymore I'd probably start ranting. But before yous start packin', I'd just like to say an evil thought. You know how in the movie Willy jumps over that boy? I sometimes wish that he fell on him. That would be funny.

Author's Note: Well, that chapter was fun, pr at least it is in my opinion. Flames are welcome, but don't be surprised if I yell at you. If you must flame, absolutely NO cussing. Constructive criticism people, please! But in the meantime… it is time… for…

Reviewer's Choice!

What should be the next chappie's topic?

Do not start stupid wars

Or

You are a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine.

Well, that's it. R&R folks!