Still just one response. ARGH!
Hn.Fool: Yeah, looks like I haven't gotten off the short bus yet. Hehe...
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"YOU LOST THE DOG AGAIN!" Hiei yelled, grabbing Miki by the collar.
"IT WASN'T MY FAULT!" Miki screeched.
"Was so!''
''Was so!"
"Was not"
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" roared Yusuke, again separating the demons again. As the two seethed, Yusuke was thinking. Kurama, hearing the authoress say this, turned to Yusuke and said, "You have the capability to think?"
"Capability?" asked Yusuke. "Uhhhh..."
"Never mind," Kurama muttered putting a finger to his forehead.
Miki and Hiei, however, were already running to find Baka.
"...Do they ever listen?" asked Kurama.
"I don't think so," said Yusuke.
"Don't I get to say anything?" Kuwabara asked.
Yusuke and Kurama looked at him before chasing after Miki and Hiei.
"BAKA!" screeched Miki. A passerby named Shelly looked at them and asked, "Who are you calling a baka?"
"BAKA!" Miki yelled, ignoring Shelly.
"Can you yell any louder?"
"HERE, BAKA!" Hiei yelled with her.
Shelly walkd away angrily.
Yusuke was running to find Baka, as he, Kuwabara and Kurama had split up. He was searching up town, Kuwabara was searching midtown, Kurama downtown. Miki and Hiei, they were all over the place.
"BAKA!" screamed Yusuke. Soon the whole town was hearing yells of "BAKA!" and "HERE BAKA!"
"BAKAAAAAAAAA!" yelled Yusuke. He heard barking of some sort coming from a nearby road.
"Baka?" he asked, walking on to it. He saw a dog that looked exactly like Baka, eating out of a trashcan. Yusuke gasped. "Baka!" he said, coming closer to the dog. There was a low growling noise before a very large, possessed-looking dog came out at Yusuke. Yusuke screamed and ran away as fast as his legs could carry him.
Kuwabara was waking along the midtown road when he saw a box of dog treats lying in the middle of the street. Being the idiot he was, he picked the box up and ate a small cookie out of it. These ain't half-bad, he thought. Just as he was about to eat another, a dog came up to him and started to paw Kuwabara for it.
"No," said Kuwabara, lifting up the bag. Soon dozens of dogs were lining up to get Kuwabara's treats. (That didn't sound right)
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Kuwabara screamed as dozens of dogs ambushed him.
Kurama was cheerfully walking downtown, yelling Baka's name. "Oh, Baka!" he shouted. A kitty that eerily resembled Eikichi rubbed against Kurama's leg.
"Oh, hello there," he said calmly. The cat meowed. Kurama bent down to pet the cat, but the cat looked at Kurama's hand, snarled, and bit his hand. Kurama made a small squeak of pain as he jerked his hand away. The cat snarled again and scratched Kurama's pant leg, leaving three long streaks, and soon a little blood dripped out of each of them. Kurama took a step back, and the cat scratched and ripped his shirt (drool). His chest began to bleed before he looked at the kitty, a confused and surprised look on his face.
The kitty began to crawl towards Kurama, growling like a lion. It showed its teeth to reveal fang-like choppers. It grinned evilly. Kurama began to back away still. He was kind of scared, he had never seen a kitty like this before. He hit the wall of a building, and the cat looked like it was about to rip Kurama's living heart out if it had hands. Kurama looked at the road and saw a semi was zooming toward them. As the semi passed them, the cat yelled in fear and took off running.
Kurama sighed in relief and looked as about 100 cats (not exaggerating) were all meowing and crawling toward them with the same look as the first one had. They looked at all the bloody areas on kurama; His leg, his hand, his chest. One cat stepped forward and licked the blood off his leg. One jumped up and tried to lick the blood off his hand. Soon the cats were all jumping on Kurama, scratching him and biting him and licking his blood. (I wish I were the cat licking his face -.-)
Meanwhile 2 girls were standing on the roof of a building watching Kurama get his blood sucked. One had long, dirty-blonde hair, and she was tall and thin. The other was almost as tall as the other, but with more build. She had real blond hair and they were both wearing purple cloaks.
"Yep," the thin one said. "They're all falling into our trap."
The blonde one frowned a bit. "But why do we have to maul the cute one?" she asked, looking at Kurama sympathetically. "We could have cat-mauled the ugly baka!"
The tall one looked at her friend. "Don't you want to see him get his shirt ripped off?"
Her friend looked up. "Good point," she replied.
Miki kicked a wall. "Damnit!" she cursed. "We'll never find your baka dog in this Hellhole of a town!"
Hiei glared at her. "Well, you're not helping!" he yelled.
And then their eyes met.
Their eyes saw each other directly, pupils lined up with one another, and then...
Thunder appeared between the two. They were seething at each other until they saw a familiar collie walk toward them.
"BAKA!" they both yelled. Baka ran toward them and licked Hiei's face. For some reason, Hiei's heart melted and...he...
SMILED!
Out of JOY!
OH MY GOD IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! OH MY
Hiei shoved the authoress out of the way and looked down at Baka happily.
"I'm so glad you're alright..." he whispered so only he and Baka could hear.
He looked up, and his heart iced over again when he saw Yusuke running by, screaming as a dog chased after him. Yusuke noticed Hiei and Miki and ran back to them.
"What the hell?"
And then the dog tackled Yusuke, biting at him ferociously. Hiei unsheathed his katana and slashed at the dog. The dog yelped and ran away, and he in turn slashed Yusuke.
"Oops..."
And then Kuwabara walked by. He looked like Yusuke had just beaten him up.
"What happened to you, Kuwabara?" asked Yusuke. "Did Shizuru feed you to something when you went home to get something?"
"NO!" Yelled Kuwabara. "Some stupid cats beat me up."
And then Kurama came by. He was stripped of his shirt, and one of his pant legs had been almost completely ripped away. He was cut everywhere, and blood was smeared all over him. He looked faint, and he looked like he lost a long, hard war. Bet you don't know how hot he looks right now? He collapsed to his knees.
"K-Kurama..." Kiei said, his eyes widening a bit.
"Hiei..." Kurama said weakly. (No, yaoi is NOT about to come up)
"Yes?"
"Cats...everywhere..."
"Cats!"
"Yeah, cats!"
"Baka nekos!" yelled Hiei.
Kurama stood up again, sort of wobbly. He walked over to Miki and fainted. Suddenly there was a whoosh! and Kurama was gone. A blonde girl was standing on the roof with a girl slightly taller than her.
"Yes, yes, yes!" she cried, holding Kurama in her arms.
"What?" asked Yusuke from below.
"I got the cute one!" the girl cried.
"Just who are you?" Hiei yelled.
The two girls grinned, and took off their cloaks, revealing leotards with fishnet stockings the same color as their leotards. They were strapless and sort of low-cut. The tall girl's was red, and the blond one's was blue. They each wore bow bracelets and they both had bunny ears. Real demon bunny ears.
"I'm Audrey!" the tall one exclaimed.
"I'm Kerilyn!" the blonde one exclained. She had placed Kurama on the rooftop. When she was finished, she picked him back up and grinned.
"I love this guy," she said in a high-pitched voice.
Yusuke, Kurama, Kuwabara and Miki sweatdropped.
Oh yeah! Long chappie! I'll try to add a shorter one tomorrow (Sunday). I wish Yu Yu Haksho was on tonight...
Hiei: smirk
By the way, Shelly was based on my friend Michelle, and Audrey and Kerilyn are based on my best friends, Audrey and Kerilyn.
I dunno if Kerilyn likes Kurama, but oh well.
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