Author's Note: I have counted the reviews! The most liked choice was… 'My son is not fruity!' There'll be more of Lenny in this chapter XD. Thanx to all the people who reviewed. You made me feel less desperate! Anyway, I wrote this chapter to prove one thing: Lenny is NOT gay! Anyone who says he is will get attacked by angry Lenny fans and get all their homework stolen, so they'll have to face angry algebra teachers.
The Crouching Tiger Shark: Thank you for loving it so far. In return, it shall love you back. And since you never knew that Don Lino had that side to him…I didn't either. Maybe he has a Goth side; maybe he has a happy joy, joy side; maybe he even has a 'Hi, I'm a Little Pixie' side, who knows? Only time shall tell… and the rest of this fic…
BritishRose: (Looks up from where she's about to have a meltdown) you mean I don't have to get so worked up and desperate? Yay! I'm glad you like what I'm doing, I'm even happier that you like Lenny's interjection. And I will continue exploiting all Don Lino's levels and stuff.
Insane Pirate Dragon: Thanks for reviewing. You don't say much so... fikidoo! (It's not a real word, but it is crazy and can be used as a crazy name.)
On with the story!
Lesson Four: MY SON IS NOT FRUITY!
'Ay, Don Lino here. This really doesn't have anything with the lessons… oh wait, it does. It teaches you to NOT CALL MY SON FRUITY!
Today's Lesson: Lenny is not Fruity!
I am outraged!
Lenny: (pokes his head in the door) So am I!
Do you know what some fish say about my son?
Lenny: Do you know what fish say about me?
The wrongness! The nerve!
Lenny: The funkinism!
Lino: (Sees his son at the door) Lenny, get out.
Lenny: (Terminator style) I'll be back. (Leaves)
Anyway… do you know what some fishes are spreading around? That Lenny is gay! My son is not fruity! Just because he was singing Shania Twain's 'Man I feel Like a Woman' doesn't mean you can say that he likes boys! He was five when he sang that, and Frankie had dared him to sing it. Just because he doesn't have a girlfriend…
Lenny: (Comes in the room) That's right ladies. I'm single.
Lino: What the…? Lenny, will you get outta here?
Lenny: I'm still available girls. (winks and leaves)
Riiight… anyway…
Just because he doesn't have a girlfriend… (Looks at doorway) doesn't mean anything… (a card pops over Lino's head) what in the… Lenny!
Lenny: (pokes his head from behind chair) Yes?
Lino: What are you doing…? Is this a card? (Takes the card and reads it) I cannot believe…
(What the card says)
I'm single, 21 going on 22 years old, hot, and very cute. I'm looking for someone who does not mind the fact that I'm vegetarian. I'm a shark, (That's noticeable) but you'll mostly realize the fact that I'm big, buff, muscular, and all around macho manly…
(Lino stops reading there)
Lino: What the heck!
Lenny: Uhhh…
Lino: Lenny, get out! Besides, you forgot your phone number.
Lenny: (mysteriously) I'll remember that… (Leaves)
Sigh… I'm gonna go crazy with 'im…
Besides, what you just saw is proof! Proof that Lenny likes girls…
Lenny: (Pokes his head in the door and whispers) The cute, smart ones; not ugly ones that have people runnin' for cover. I don't really like the 'damsel in distress' girls much…
Lino: (Sighs) I can hear you Lenny.
Lenny: Barnacles! Foiled again! (swims away)
I swear, if he comes in here one more time…
He even gave you a profile of girls he likes! Girls, not boys. Do you see him trying to get in some guy named Jeremy's fins? No!
Lenny: That's just wrong! Now, if it were some girl named Alyssa…
Lino: Thank you Lenny… wait… Lenny?
Lenny: (swims out the door)
Grrrr… I'm gonna get him… make him watch over his side of the reef… and then listen to Don Fienberg's singing…
He'd rather go with some girl named Alyssa… wait… I know a shark named Alyssa… she's pregnant!
Lenny: It's not mine! I wasn't doing anything at ten' o'clock! I was sleeping… alone…
Lino: (Crosses fins) How d'ya know if it… 'happened'… at ten 'o'clock?
Lenny: Oh… well… I was swimming home from my shift at the 'wash and I passed a ship…
Lino: Did you go IN the ship?
Lenny: No! Let's just put it this way… by the noises I heard in there, they weren't stopping anytime soon…
Lino: Get outta here!
Lenny: (Swims out the door… for the millionth time…)
Now that was wrong…
He's even a nice kid! Most fish would say he's great.
Lenny: Oh, I'm great all right. A great ki…
Lino: (Glares daggers at Lenny)
Lenny: (swims like mad out the door)
He doesn't wear perfume, he isn't on 'Queer eye for the Straight Fish' and he doesn't know much about shoes and clothing…
Lenny: I don't wear any clothes.
Lino: That's true… wait… DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO GET OUT?
Lenny: No. You just glared at me.
Lino: (Growling in anger)
Lenny: I'll go now. (swims for his life out the door.)
…So he's not gay! And Lenny, I know you're behind me with your phone number on a card!
Lenny: Dang.
Now, what have we learned today? We learned that Lenny is not fruity…
Lenny: (cuts his dad off) and that he is single, very macho manly, and an all round great ki…
Lino: GET OUT MY ROOM!
Lenny: (Swims out the room like the devil is on his tail while laughing)
That's it for this lesson. Come back for the next lesson, where there will HOPEFULLY be no interruptions from a certain 'macho man.'
Lenny: See? Even he thinks I'm buff!
So, what d'you think? Was it great? Were you laughing? I hope you were. Look out for the next chapter, but for now, it's time for…
Reviewer's Choice!
What should the next topic be?
You are a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine
Or
His name is Jeremy, NOT Robbie from the Christmas party.
So that's it. R&R please!