Author's Note: I'm back! MWAHAHAHA!
Insane Pirate Dragon: Okay, you'll get to see Lenny trying to copy Lino… as well as Oompah Loompahs, evil weeds, Mike Jones, appearances from the author and much more…
This is the last chappie. Just a warning; it's off topic. It has nothing to do with the story. It's extremely funny!... Or at least I think it is. I'm extremely hyper right now, and when I'm in this type of sugar high, everything turns out random. I'll shut up now.
Disclaimer: I do not own Oompah Loompahs, Mike Jones, Lord of the Rings, Sesame Street, or any other thing that I didn't make up. I do own a group of evil weeds though. But more importantly, I don't own Shark Tale.
On wit da story!
Lesson Seven: The One Lesson, TO RULE THEM ALL!
Hey, Don Lino here. So, this is our last lesson. I'll be sad to see you all go... wait, no I won't. All these lessons stopped me from watching 'The Sopranos,' and reading stories about me on Lesson: THE LAST LESSON!
This is today's last lesson, and I want to make it special. So, today we'll be learning about… (Stops and notices something)
Lino: Lenny…
Lenny: Lenny…
Lino: Lenny, I'm serious.
Lenny: Lenny, I'm serious.
Lino: Stop copying me.
Lenny: Stop copying me.
Lino: Grrrr…(suddenly, a light bulb pops over his head)
Lenny: Grrrr… (A light bulb pops over his head too.)
Lino: Lenny is stupid.
Lenny: I'm not falling for that.
Lino: Aha!
Lenny: Aha!
Lino: D'oh!
Lenny: D'oh!
Lino: That's it. I'm ending this now.
Lenny: That's it. I'm ending this now.
Lino: (pulls out candle and puts his fin on the flame)
Lenny: (likewise.)
Lino: (waits, smiling)
Lenny: (waits, a pained expression on his face.)
Lino: (smiles)
Lenny: OWWW! (Takes his hand off the candle.)
Lino: (takes his hand of the candle, which turns out to be a candy candle) Ha! I am the champion!
Lenny: (whimpers and sucks his fin)
Lino: Now, why are you copying me?
Lenny: (whimpering and holding his burnt fin) because one of the reviewers requested it.
Lino: What? Who would request that?
(Puff of smoke appears and a figure comes out of the smoke)
Lenny: Gasp! It's a bird!
Lino: It's a plane!
Hillbilly guy: It's my sister, who's also my wife and cousin!
Aqua Aussie: No you idiots! It's me, the author!
Everyone: Oh.
Aqua Aussie: (takes out gun and points it to the Hillbilly guy) I don't like you. Die. (Shoots Hillbilly guy.)
Hillbilly guy: Ahhh! (Dies)
Lino: That was mean.
Aqua Aussie: And? Anyway, to answer your question, a reviewer requested it.
Lenny: I said that!
Aqua Aussie: You did? Oh, sorry. I'll go now. (Cruises out the story in her low rider.)
Lenny:…I'm gonna go pray. (Swims out the door.)
That was awkward….
Anyway, for today's lesson, we'll be learning about…
BOOM!
Lino: Who the (censored) is that?
Evil Weeds: We're here to kill all humanity!
Lino: I'm a shark.
Evil Weeds: Oh. Well then, we're here to kill all sharks!
Lino: Are you sure?
Evil Weeds: Yeah.
Lino: Really?
Evil Weeds: …Shut up! We're gonna kill you and there's nothing you can do about it!
Lino: (sarcastically) Oh no, whatever shall I do?
Evil Weeds: That's right! There's nothing you can do!
(Guy flies through door)
WKM: I AM WEED KILLER MAN! I KILL ALL WEEDS! MWAHAHAHA!
Aqua Aussie: Stop yelling retard.
WKM: okay, but I'm not a retard.
Lino: Weed Killer Man! You've come to save the day!
WKM: THAT'S RIGHT! I SAVE THE DAY BECAUSE I AM WEED KILLER MAN! I KILL ALL WEEDS!
Aqua Aussie: What the heck? Didn't I just tell this idiot to stop all that unnecessary yelling? Idiot! I said stop yelling!
WKM: Well sorrrrrry.
Aqua Aussie: Hey, I brought you into this story, and I can take you out.
WKM: Gasp! No, I'll be good!
Aqua Aussie: Good. Now if you excuse me, I have to go spoil the ending of 'Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince.' (Goes to spoil the ending of HBP)
WKM: Okay, no more yelling…wait…
(Somehow, the TV. was turned on, and the lottery was playing.)
WKM: I WON THE LOTTERY!
Aqua Aussie: (appears) WTF? DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STOP ALL THAT YELLING CRAP?
WKM: (whimpers)
Aqua Aussie: YOU'VE FORCED ME TO HAVE TO USE MY 'aussie wrath' ON YOU! (Uses her 'aussie wrath' to take Weed Killer Man out story.) NOW SHUT UP! (Tries to calm herself down.)
Evil Weeds: That was stupid. Now, back to business! (Pulls out chainsaw)
Lino: Great! Now how am I supposed to kill these weeds?
Aqua Aussie: Uhh, you can use weed that 'weed x' thing over there. It burns weeds to death, especially the evil ones.
Lino: (looks over to the table and sees 'weed x') How come I didn't notice that before? (Takes 'weed x' and pours it over weeds)
Evil Weeds: (burning) Ahhh! Our day will come! There shall come a time where all foolish humans and sharks…
Aqua Aussie: Shut up! (Burns up the evil weeds.) Okay, carry on with the lesson.
Lino: OO…. okay… As I was saying, for today's lesson…
Lenny: (swims in door) look pop! Oompah Loompahs!
Oompah Loompahs: Oompah, Loompah, goobledy goo, we've got some stories to tell you.
Lino: Will you fat orange midgets get out my office?
Oompah Loompahs: Yeah, well if it wasn't for 'Roald Dahl' we wouldn't be fat!
Lenny: (gasp) You can talk without rhyming!
Oompah Loompahs: Oh! We mean… oompah, loompah, doompady doo; Willy Wonka is coming for you.
Lino: Huh?
(Willy Wonka appears in nothing but boxers, a t-shirt, and his top hat. He's holding a carton of ice cream.)
Willy Wonka: No, Terry! Don't go back to your ex-boyfriend; he'll cheat on you again!
Lino: Ahem.
Willy Wonka: (notices stuff.) Oh. Umm… I don't watch soap operas!
Lenny: Uh huh.
Willy Wonka: Wait… I can't breathe underwater! (drowns)
Oompah Loompahs: Neither can we! (drowns)
Lenny: Oh no! Who's gonna run the chocolate factory now?
Aqua Aussie: Don't worry, Johnny Depp will take care of it.
Lenny: Oh, okay. Thanks.
Aqua Aussie: No prob.
Lino: Ahem! If you two will stop your flirting, I'd like to get on with the lesson…
BOOM!
Lino: What now?
Sauron: I, the dark lord Sauron, am listening to the one lesson. The one lesson TO RULE THEM ALL!
Lino: What the…?
Aqua Aussie: Awkward.
Lenny: (spinning around in chair) Wee!
Aqua Aussie: I'm… gonna get some pizza. (Pizza appears in her hand.) Who wants some?
Lenny and Sauron: I do! (Both grab pizza.)
Lino: OO
Sauron: Ahhh yes, pizza. The one pizza TO RULE THEM ALL!
Lenny: Hey, mine has pineapples. I hate pineapples!
Sauron: Pineapples, the one pineapple TO RULE THEM ALL!
Lenny: Okay, you really need to shut up now.
Sauron: TO RULE THEM ALL…!
Aqua Aussie: Shut up!
Sauron: What? Foolish mortals…
Lino and Lenny: We're not mortals.
Aqua Aussie: I'm not a mortal either.
Sauron: Oh. Still… you cannot silence me, the dark lord Sauron, forger of the one ring! The one ring, TO RULE THEM ALL! I am all powerful!
Lenny: Really? Well then, if you're all powerful, how come you got defeated by a midget-like guy and his gardener?
Sauron: I…I… Shut up! (Goes out the story)
Lino: All righty… back to the lesson…
Lenny: Wait!
Lino: What now?
Lenny: I need a theme song.
Lino: What?
Aqua Aussie: He's got a point. Everyone needs a theme song.
Lino: I don't have a theme song.
Aqua Aussie and Lenny: Yes you do! Whenever you come around, the Godfather theme starts to play.
Lino: You've got a point. Which song do you want to play?
Lenny: …I don't know…
Aqua Aussie: Look you guys! It's Mike Jones!
Mike Jones: (singing) Back then they didn't want me, juh huh, they all on me. (Disappears out story)
Lenny: Hey! That could be my theme song!
Lino: What does that song have to do with you?
Lenny: Because, back then, girls didn't want me. Now that I'm about to become a don, they're on all me.
Aqua Aussie: Yeah… hey, that could be your theme song! If you get tired of it, you can just change it later on!
Lenny: Wooh! I've got a theme song!
POOF!
Lino: Who's that?
Elmo: Could you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Barney: I LOVE you!
Lenny: Ahhh! (Pulls out gun and shoots both Elmo and Barney)
Aqua Aussie: Now both their shows will be canceled!
Everyone: Hooray!
Lenny and Aqua Aussie: (dancing)
Lino: Excuse me? Could I tell this last lesson without anymore random and retarded interruptions?
Aqua Aussie: Sure, why not?
Lenny: We'll be quiet now.
Lino: Thank you. Now, as I was saying…
BOOM!
Xjkjtutut: FDJNFDJFGJFDKJGFDJFKDLGJ! (Runs out story)
Lino: Oh forget it! This ends the lesson! I'm never teaching in these lessons again! (Swims out his office.)
Lenny: What are we supposed to do now? We have to ask everybody what they learned!
Aqua Aussie: We could close up the lesson.
Lenny: Okay…. Wait, how come you haven't drowned?
Aqua Aussie: Hello, don't you get the name? AQUA Aussie?
Lenny: ….
Aqua Aussie: I can breathe underwater.
Lenny: Oh.
Aqua Aussie: Now, let's close the story!
Lenny: A'ight.
So, what have we learned today?
Aqua Aussie: We've learned that you should never let me write a story when I'm hyper.
Lenny: And we've learned that Willy Wonka watched soap operas.
Aqua Aussie and Lenny: That concludes today's lesson: Bye everybody!
Well, that's it, the last chappie. What did you think? Was it good, bad, random? R&R please!