DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own anything of Miraculous nor the concept scene of Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode: 'Beer Bad' - Season 4

First Author's Note: Been meaning to publish this since 2020. Finally got around to it. 2 more Author's Note is at the End. . .

Fury in her veins. In her very sharp brown eyes. The air around her, fellow students and others alike cower out of her way. Finding her destination the campus Akuma Madness the only "safe" pub for miles.

Looking left standing at the double door entrance, quickly turning right. Taking a deep breath to somewhat relax her inner soul. Thinking of why she now looks upon this horrible place, her tiny fists re-clench wishing his face was in front of her.

Turning slightly around, glancing at the darkening sky, she smirks nodding to herself. Entering this surprisingly smelling clean place, her sharp brown eyes scan the partly empty stools, booths and couches. Smiling as she walks pass a gothic beauty with a single copper red peeking out her purple bangs along with her boyfriend.

"Hey Juleka, Marc sorry for the trouble. Have either of you seen. . ."

"Yeah, he is over there. What? Late for a date?"

Marc questions with curiousity in his gentle voice. Juleka looks behind them, her little pink lips in a frown. Tho Marc snuggles her closer, she and Kagami smile at the untamed black haired writer.

"Thanks Marc, but that's not my Kitty."

Kagami states clean, the fury returns to her posture. Without another word to the happy couple she marches over towards the blond.

Bright green eyes follow Kagami's movements as his girl's copper red right eye glares daggers at her target in question.

Juleka turns around, not wanting to see that blond anymore. Marc can feel the Ruby of his Heart ready to give one of her rare screams. Smiling understandably, he gestures the two up out their sits.

"Come on, we'll call her in hour. She may need help burying the body."

She lightly punches his right red hoodie clothed shoulder. They smirk, light chuckling, leaving Kagami to handle her business.

His emerald green eyes had spotted her the moment she walked in. He smirked darkly knowing how he'd get out of this. Her sexy body shaking from the cute anger he knows she feels. He always knew his vanilla spineless obedient cousin couldn't satisfy her.

Quickly he sweeps his smooth blond hair to the right side. As they lock eyes, he gives his best Adrien-Sweet smile. She freezes momentarily, seeing his appearance. He knows for some disgusting reason she loves Adrien. So he knows looking like this will melt her.

"My Darling, I'm sorry I didn't call you here-"

"Never use that nickname again. Felix 5 minutes, why did you do it?"

Kagami cuts him off, sitting across him like professional unshakable mobster demanding their money. Felix doesn't miss a beat, he fixes his blond hair back to normal. Smiling softly still, he immediately fakes a sad sigh.

"You're right. Forgive me, Kagami. I didn't mean to deceive Marinette. She is just so sweet, I do hope she's doing well."

Kagami had to mentally count to 10, or risk breaking the wooden table their siting at over his damn head. Still she smiles very convincingly, leaning in as he does as well. Face to face, her eyes looking into his emerald green eyes that shine with strength, back-bone and lust.

"Oh Felix, you do honestly care about her don't you?"

"Marinette and you very much. Kagami please I never meant for Marinette to regret our time together alcohol induced or not."

He gently places his right hand atop her own. She looks down startled, but her tender smile doesn't fade.

"Well, I can see your point. Perhaps we all misunderstand the meaning of affectionate. May I ask you something?"

Her voice drops softly in near whispers. Itching closer to his hungry lips. As his emerald green eyes glance to her eyes then back to her own lips.

"Anything, please."

"Just how gullible do you believe I am?"

Kagami smirks, pulling away from him, flabbergasted, he can't compose himself. Standing up with laughter in her sharp brown eyes. She feels powerful getting his dismayed stare.

Quickly she does grab the beer bottle he was drinking from. Leaving the shot glasses there for the moment. He looks as if he dares her to use it on him.

"You talk all this sweet pleasantries, when we both know you don't give a true shit!"

Pulling at his well framed wealthy shirt, gripping tightly to the glass bottle smashing it heavily against his head.

Ignoring the pain in both her hands and possibly cuts from the action. She darkly glares into his livid emerald green eyes. Pushing him away from her, Kagami gathers the 4 shot glasses he was drinking from.

"You impersonated Adrien! She was healing, moving on from her feelings!"

She throws a shot glass, he side steps it but she throws another aimed perfectly now.

"Marinette was intoxicated! You disgusting pig! She was completely wasted!"

Felix drops to the floor, swiftly sweep kicks her. Still managing to nail him with the last shot glass. He pins her underneath him. That smirk grows more as she glares harshly at him.

"She begged me to have her. What? She regrets it? Not surprising, I mean she wasn't a pro."

His chuckling has Kagami growl, she spits in his left eye. He glares at her, but Kagami wraps her left leg around him. Turning them over, Felix smirks.

"Should have known you preferred the top. Let me guess Adrien can't handle you right?!"

With the heavy dark haze in mind, KagamI punches him repeatedly. Only stopping when both her wrists are grabbed by firm but gentle hands.

Dangerous sharp brown eyes glare over her left shoulder. To find mesmerizing emerald green eyes staring beautifully into her soul.

"Darling, please relax. He's not worth it."

Kagami sighs relaxing into Adrien's hold. He helps her up from his cousin's unconscious body. Just before she can ask as they leave, Adrien gives her his mischievous smirk.

"Marc and Juleka told me where to find you. I knew why, Darling you truly daring and sweet."

Adrien states laying a kiss atop her disheveled blunette hair. As he leads out, blushing curled into his left side.

. . .NO LONGER A ONE-SHOT!

Second Author's Note: Always loved Willow verbally bashing Parker, in her sister Buffy's depressed state on her behalf.

Third Author's Note: Yes, I romantically ship Marc/Juleka, as I do Prince Ali/Rose.