A/N:A very short story…and my first so please be kind…now go…read
Harry Potter and the half a pound of mince
Harry was living with the Weasley's over the summer. Harry and Ron had been sent to the butchers at Hogsmeade to get some mince for the tea. It was all because of Arthers new "mission"….to be a muggle for a week. Which means no magic… cooking with no magic, cleaning with no magic and no quidditch. Harry and Ron got to the butchers and asked for mince…"Here's your bloody mince"
"Geez, you don't have to swear about it" replied Harry.
"Oh no, 'bloody mince' is the best mince around…of finest quality!"
"Bloody great!" said Ron.
On the way back home Harry and Ron stopped for a fire whiskey…or 2 or maybe 3.
Harry and Ron jumped into the Burrow as Harry and Ron's kitchen clocks' hand moved to "home". Harry's had been added previously because they knew it would come in handy and they now considered him as one of the family. Ron handed over the mince to Molly ad said "Here's your bloody mince"
"Enough of that language Ronald Weasley"
"No, it's called 'Bloody Mince"…the butcher said it was of the finest quality around…"
"Oh sorry dear"
Harry and Ron headed upstairs in pure boredom…"I can't take this much longer…I mean…having no powers…or not being able to use them anyway" said Ron angrily.
Harry replied "hey, we've only got 1 more day to go"
"Ye I suppose"… meanwhile downstairs Arthur had just got home from work and went to give Molly a great big kiss…. "oh get a room", said Ginny as she stomped upstairs.
"So what's it for tea then?"
"Bloody Mince" said Molly…
"Hey…whatever I've done wrong I'm sorry but you don't have to go swearing at me…
"No sorry Arthur darling…that's the name of the mince…finest around they say" she said with a wide smile on her face.
"Oh…cool….Percy is just coming…when he's in tea should be ready…right?"
"Yes…should be…" as she carried on mixing pans with water spilling out from others.
Percy came in and sat down…"Oh great, dinner"
"RON, HARRY, FRED, GEORGE, GINNY…DINNERS READY!" Molly shouted upstairs as she sat down at the table. Everything was sitting out when they all arrived at the table.
"What's this then?" asked Percy.
"Bloody mince!" said Arthur.
"Oh goody! Pass the fucking gravy!"
a/n…please r&r…my 1st fic… hope u like it…and understood it…others will be better…I promise!