Disclaimer: For owning Beyblade, quote the Gatem, "Nevermore."
'thought to bitbeast'
thought to self
NIGHTMARE
REALITY
Gatem: What idea has Rei cooked up for Kai? Is it dangerous? Romantic? A prank? Read on to find out!
Kai: Don't quit your day job.
Gatem: But I don't have a day job, so—
Rei: Hush. You obviously don't get it.
"Rei? Rei!" Kai shouted, knocking on Rei's bedroom door. "Rei! Wake up!" the bluenette commanded. Nothing. Kai grumbled to himself as he opened the door
"Holy" Rei's room was torn apart as if a mini tornado had swept through. It didn't make any sense; Rei was the most organized person on the team. "Rei?" He turned to his left. The bathroom door was partly open. A little humming seemed to be coming from it. "Rei?" Kai called, nearing the door. He slowly pushed it open, daring himself to look. He had to choke back another swear at the sight that met his eyes.
Rei was a chibi.
Well it was the only logical answer since Rei, from the back, looked like Cousin It with a dye job. "Rei?" Kai said hoarsely. The chibi turned brushing his bangs, a faint purring vibrating in the air. The instant he noticed Kai he dropped the brush and pounced, hitting Kai in the chest, making him fall backwards. Once Kai had collapsed, Rei's face neared Kai's cheek, particularly his blue triangles. Before he knew what happened he felt Rei's warm tongue on his cheek, licking slowly. Kai grabbed Rei and sat up. "Rei, damn it, what the hell happened to you?" he cursed, rubbing his head. He opened his eyes and Rei was no longer on his lap. He whirled around and saw the mini neko-jin on his bed, wrapping his hair in a ribbon as his Driger 'blade caught a ray of morning light.
'Turn him back, Dranzer' thought Kai. 'See, that's the problem,' thought Dranzer, 'We've tried to change him back but it wouldn't work… so he's stuck like that for two weeks.' she said (AN: you know what I mean), saying the last part quickly. 'What!' Kai fumed. 'C'mon, Rei is piece of cake, like taking care of a kitten' thought Dranzer reassuringly. "That's what I'm afraid of…" muttered Kai. He walked to Rei's bed and sat on the end of it. "Okay, You remember who I am, right?" Rei shook his head. 'My point exactly.' grumbled Kai to Dranzer.
"Are you cold? Your face is half blue." said Rei, tying off his hair so a small tuft stuck out. Kai put a finger to his cheek.
"Oh yeah…" he said. He made to get up but Rei pounced on him, squashing him onto the bed. Again he leaned in over Kai's face and licked the cheeks. Just like a kitten, Kai thought. He pulled Rei off and sat up.
"Let me clean this myself, this stuffs not made for eating." Kai said. He walked to the bathroom grumbling angrily to himself.
"In my hometown," called Rei. "Putting any thing on to hide the face means that you're going to matchmaking or it's festival." Kai turned on the water and began splashing his face in an attempt to get his make up off.
"I'll keep that in mind," he muttered, his face dripping as he turned off the water and dried his face. He went back out to the bedroom and looked around. Rei was no longer there. 'A piece of cake.' he thought sarcastically to Dranzer. "Rei!" he called.
"I'm in the kitchen Mr. Whoever-you-are." answered Rei.
"My name is Kai, don't forget." Kai said entering the kitchen. "Rei, damn it, what are you doing?" The mini neko-jin was standing on his toes perfectly balanced on the counter reaching far into a cabinet for something. Kai noticed he was wearing his normal sized stuff and his shirt looked like a dress on him. On the stove was a pan of pancake that were starting to hiss at not yet being turned.
"Where are all the good pairs of chopsticks in this room?" said Rei, clearly ignoring Kai's outburst. "Get those please Kai." he added. Kai, who had opened his mouth to object, changed his mind and turned off the stove so the pancakes wouldn't burn. He returned his attention to Rei who had moved across the sink to the other cabinets.
"Rei, we are in Europe. Ethnic as it may be, you're only going to find the cheap chopsticks in here. Come down." Kai snapped. Reluctantly, the chibi Rei closed the cabinet and allowed Kai to bring him down. Odd, thought Kai, Why didn't I just let him jump by himself? He went back out to the living room and collapsed on the couch. "Why me? Why Rei?" he groaned. 'Could've been worse…' thought Dranzer. 'Shut up.'
"For you Kai," Kai looked up. Rei was holding out the plate of pancakes with butter and syrup on them. In his other hand was a bowl of what looked like yellow rice. He sat on the floor next to Kai's legs and began wolfing down huge bite of the rice. "Eat." he said through mouthfuls, not looking at Kai. Obediently, Kai slowly started eating.
"Ya' know Rei," he said, pausing so the neko-jin looked up, "Were gonna have to go shopping for something smaller. When both were done, Kai told the chibi to but his blue shirt on and roll up the legs in his baggy pants. Rei obliged, but everything was still big on him. Kai hustled Rei out to the lobby, earning many quizzical glances from patrons and clerks behind the desk.
"Since when did the Bladebreakers adopt?" one lady asked her neighbor. She shrugged and stared puzzled after Kai and chibi Rei.